SCOTSGAY MAGAZINE ================= ScotsGay is a monthly magazine for lesbians, gay men and bisexuals. Edited, printed and published in Scotland ScotsGay 80/- Heavy - Issue 43 - December 2001 ELECTRONIC EDITION ***Now available on the Web: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ How to Subscribe and Unsubscribe information is now at the END of the magazine. All Material Copyright (c) Pageprint Limited 2001. Permission is hereby given to distribute this material provided that this copyright notice is included and that distribution is specifically for non-profitmaking reasons. Distribution for profit must be done only with prior written consent of the magazine any deviation from this will be seen as an infringement of copyright. Hardcopies are limited to one per person for personal use only and such hard copies are subject to the same copyright restrictions as laid out above. The printed edition of ScotsGay is available by post at the following rates: 6 issue sub (UK & EC) 6ukp 6 issue sub (Overseas) 12ukp 12 issue sub (UK & EC) 12ukp 12 issue sub (Overseas) 24ukp Make Cheques and POs payable to 'Pageprint'or 'ScotsGay'and send them to: Subscriptions ScotsGay Magazine PO Box 666 Edinburgh Scotland EH7 5YW Inside this issue: Editorial News Alan Joy's Dance Chart ScotsDyke Edinburgh Bi Vocal Glasgow Nunsense Scottish Media Monitor Dundee Aberdeen Letters International News from Rex Wockner Arts Books ScotsGay Voice Personals Boxes - The ScotsGay Meet Market Helplines Listings Venues -------------------------------------------------------------------- Editorial ========= Happy 8th birthday to ScotsGay! In the time we've been going, I think we've earned a reputation for the accuracy of our listings of scene, helplines and social/political groups. These listings are updated on a constant basis on our website at http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ They take up more time (and expense) than anything else on the magazine - but we think it's worth it because this sort of information is vital to our community. Just a shame that Gay Times doesn't seem to share our passion for accuracy. Over a quarter of their current listings for Scotland have fatal flaws. By fatal, I mean that if you attempt to make contact using the information supplied, you simply won't make contact. This is for a number of reasons: sometimes the groups or venues no longer exist, sometimes the addresses have changed, sometimes the phone numbers are of people who have long since moved on. In two cases, the phone numbers are of people who are not only dead but have been so for a number of years! A further half dozen entries are significantly inaccurate, but at least the people who are listed as contacts can still pass you onto somebody who can help or it's merely a change of name of a venue. Gay Times should be well aware of the situation. ScotsGay wrote to them a year or so ago and offered to do their Scottish listings for them. The same silence followed that has followed the attempts of the mother of one of the dead guys to get his group's listing removed (you can imagine how distressing it must be to get phone calls for him on a regular basis). It's not just the personal distress of one mother, of course. Just think of the effect on somebody just coming out who has picked up a copy of GT from the newsstand and has then plucked up courage to travel to a venue which doesn't exist or has gone aggressively straight. In such a case, think of the potential personal danger involved. GT will be getting a new editor soon. Let's hope that s/he will take the time and trouble to completely overhaul the magazine's listings. It's not just the Scottish ones which are dangerously wrong, I'm told. That said, I'm sure that despite our best efforts, some of ScotsGay's listings are wrong. If so, please write and tell us! Let me now wish you all a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year (when it comes)! John Hein johndunedin@drink.demon.co.uk ---------------------------------------------------------------------- News ==== Pride Scotland is going to be different next year! When have I heard that before? I hear a chorus of you say, and then the day comes, it rains and the whole thing is a bit of a damp squib. Well take my word for it, rain or shine, Pride Scotland 2002 is going to be different! For the first time it will be a week long festival and will reach parts of Scotland that other Prides have failed to reach (Any Heineken sponsors out there?). Starting on Friday 7th June, with a spectacular launch event, in Glasgow, it will then roll through the cities of Scotland and surprise everyone, including the organisers, no doubt. For this to work effectively there will be two aspects to Pride 2002, the events organised by the Pride Scotland committee supported by the local LGBT communities and the programme organised by the local LGBT communities in every part of Scotland and stitched into the Mega Pride Scotland Programme. Local groups and commercial venues, are urged to keep us up to date with their special plans for events in the week of 7th-12th June and to send representatives to our meetings if they can, or at least a telephone contact, so we can keep the momentum going. Essentially we want to ensure that Pride Scotland is not a secretive plot hatched in the minds of a few dedicated funsters, we want to give plenty of chances for YOU to get involved. We need people with organising ability, we need can collectors in every part of Scotland, we need stewards, we need people to talk to sponsors, we need sponsors etc. So there are loads of opportunities for you to help, make this the best Pride Scotland ever. One of the first things you can do is get your sketch pads out to design the Pride Scotland 2002 Logo which we will be choosing in February from the entries. This year's theme is 'Be Yourself - Change the World' with the secondary theme of 'Something Inside So Strong' All design entries, should be the original work of the entrant, in colour on white A4 paper with a covering letter detailing your contact details. Submissions cannot be returned and all entrants are advised that their entry to the competition is taken as permission for the Pride Scotland committee to use their entry as it wishes. There will be a prize for the winner and a Launch event for the successful entry, in addition to the honour of seeing your logo branding everything from T-shirts to the official programme. Entries should be sent to : Pride Scotland c/o Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, St. Enoch, Glasgow, G1 4AL. Festival Organisers, have met with Council officials and have approval for the use of Glasgow Green, for the 'Pride on the Green' event on Saturday 15th June. The route of the March through Glasgow is planned and details of our proposed route have been sent to the police and the Council. The committee have met with the organisers of Mardi Gras London and Scottish events group Wildfire, to assess their ideas for events and to plan what we can organise ourselves. The layout plan of the Festival on Glasgow Green 'Pride on the Green', is being investigated to ensure the best positions of tents, main stage, fair ground etc. A Monthly can collecting programme has started round the pubs and venues in Scotland and we will be looking for more can collectors, to ensure that every area is fully covered. Ideas for the week of events, are being collated and sources of funding are being investigated. Tourist agencies are being advised of the dates for Pride Scotland 2001 and requested to ensure that this information is on their web sites and in brochures, for foreign visitors. A major dance event is being planned for the Saturday evening of the 15th June, in Glasgow. A pre Pride programme of events is being planned to raise funds and the profile of Pride Scotland, so watch out for details in this regular article courtesy of ScotsGay. Contact us by post at : Pride Scotland c/o Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, St. Enoch, Glasgow, G1 4AL., by e-mail at: info@pridescotland.org and visit the web site at: http://www.pridescotland.org/ Stuart Hammond Pride Scotland Festival Week Organiser. Discrimination at work to be banned at last The UK Government has announced plans to ban discrimination at work on grounds of sexual orientation. The discrimination ban will also cover training, including college and university courses, and will apply across Britian. Recent European Union laws meant that the Government had no choice - it had to introduce this ban by the end of 2003. There is a lengthy consultation period, and the new law will not take effect until late in 2003. At the same time, discrimination in work and training on grounds of religion will also be banned, and a ban on age-related discrimination will be added by 2006. Tim Hopkins of the Equality Network commented, "A ban on discrimination at work is long overdue and is welcome. Countless people have been sacked or harassed out of their job for being lesbian, gay or bisexual, quite legally, and that will have to stop. It's disgraceful that it's taken a European directive to force the Government finally to do this." He cautions, however, that there are flaws in the proposals. "The ban will only cover employment and training. Gender, race and disability discrimination are also unlawful in the provision of goods and services. The new law should cover goods and services too, to stop people refusing them, for example hotel accommodation, on grounds of sexual orientation." The Government's proposals do not spell out how people facing discrimination because of their sexual orientation will get advice and help to resolve the issue. The Equality Network will be calling for that role to be given to a statutory body like the existing Equal Opportunities Commission. Also of concern to LGBT groups are the proposals that organisations which are based on religion, for example church-based social work organisations and schools, will be able to discriminate on grounds of religion in accordance with the religious ethos of their organisation. The Gay and Lesbian Humanist Association is worried that this could allow church schools, for example, to place a blanket ban on employing gay staff in any capacity. Laws banning discrimination are dealt with at Westminster, not Holyrood, and under European law, the Government can introduce these changes by a fast-track Parliamentary procedure, which it says it intends to do. That means the Westminster Parliament will have no opportunity to debate amendments to the legislation as it is passed, and so it will not be possible for MPs to seek to improve the Government's proposals. For this reason, it is all the more important that our voices are heard during the Government's consultation on the proposals, which runs until March. Details of the consultation, and links to the proposal documents, can be found on the Equality Network's website at http:// www.equality-network.org/ . Tim Hopkins tmh@dcs.ed.ac.uk Outright plans a gayer Scotland Outright Scotland - Scotland's oldest and only democratic lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights organisation - has announced that bringing together the diverse and far-flung LGBT people and communities of Scotland will be its main focus for the forthcoming year. Looking back over the group's work in the past twelve months and towards plans for the coming year Keith Cowan, convenor of Outright Scotland said: "The first year of the new millennium has been a landmark one for the LGBT people of Scotland. This year Outright convened a new national forum for liaison between the LGBT communities and all Scotland's police services. To many the idea seemed little more than a pipe-dream but we have succeeded far beyond what we dared hope for. Thanks in no small part to those working within the new Forum, every police service in Scotland, the Scottish Executive, The Association of Chief Police Officers in Scotland and Her Majesties' Inspector of Constabulary all now acknowledge the need to recognise the rights and needs of LGBT people. And these are not hollow words - they are being backed by effective action. In 2002 we will see a rolling programme of training in LGBT issues and awareness for all existing officers and support staff throughout Scotland. And at the same time we will have LGBT issues and awareness mainstreamed into the training of each and every new police officer in Scotland. This is far beyond what has been achieved in any other part of the U.K. And in the laws governing our private lives, once again we in Scotland have led the way towards equal citizenship for LGBT people. In 2000 while all the UK at last got an equal age of consent, only we in Scotland also got rid of the infamous "Section 28". Well, in 2001 the other main way the law discriminated against gay sex - that regardless of age and consent any homosexual act "when more than two persons take part or are present" remained a crime punishable by up to two years imprisonment - was finally repealed in Scotland by the Convention Rights (Compliance) (Scotland) Act, 2001. There is still a lot of work to be done to advance and protect the rights of LGBT people in Scotland but we see the greater part of that work as lying beyond the confines of the Scottish Parliament. That is why in 2002, while we will continue our other areas of work, Outright Scotland will concentrate its efforts on two specific projects. Firstly, we will continue our strong support of the vital work of the Scottish Police & LGBT Community Liaison Forum. Secondly, we will recommence publishing Gay Scotland news magazine. Our plans to produce Gay Scotland have admittedly had a faltering start but we now have the necessary funds to start printing. Unlike the previous version of the magazine this new Gay Scotland will be owned by, produced by, produced for, and profit the LGBT communities of Scotland. It will be produced, by volunteers, to serve the needs of our diverse and far-flung communities and every penny of profit it makes will go straight back to the community. We will need the support of volunteers to contribute to, administer, design and produce Gay Scotland and we will need the full support of Scotland's LGBT communities and businesses to ensure that GS will succeed. For details of how to contact Outright Scotland see the ScotsGay listings section or http://www.outright-scotland.org/ . RUNG OFF Dumfries and Galloway Switchboard are no longer in operation, however, a new nightly phoneline has started up covering Cumbria and The Borders. It's on Bassenthwaite Lake (01768) 776244. CONFERENCE The Equality Network's next national conference will be on Saturday 9th February in Edinburgh's City Chambers. The theme is "Same-sex Partnership Laws". See Listings for contact details. IONA The Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement will be retreating to Iona from 24th-30th August. ALIEN Rev Ian Bonner-Evans, of the Metropolitan Community Church has been invited to address an assembly of Action of Churches Together in Scotland on "the alienation felt by LGBT people from Scottish Churches". PING The Revolver Bar may now be advertising on the back of supermarket till receipts but clearly still has "mair queans than Sainsbury's"! USA Clann An Uabhair, New York's Gay and Lesbian Scottish Association, is holding its Ninth Annual Burns Night on Saturday, February2nd. ------------------------------------------------------------------ dance chart =========== 1. TALL PAUL - EVERYBODY'S A ROCKSTAR (Duty Free) (Durango 95 Remix / Original Mix / Mr G Airheadz Remix) 2. SAMANTHA MUMBA - LATELY (Ralphi's Tribe Dub / Ralphi's Tech-House Dub)(Polydor) 3. THE LOUNGE - SHADES (Bonzai Trance) 4. FREELOADER - FREEKWENCY (Binary) 5. THE PROGRAM - LOVE & AFFECTION (Mike Monday Remix) (Manifesto) 6. MEDWAY vs PETE GAWTRY - GENO SEQUENCE (Original Mix) (Decipher) 7. XZIQUE - YOUR MIND (F**k Me Up Remix) (Baroque) 8. GOLDTRIX presents ANDREA BROWN - IT'S LOVE (TRIPPIN') (AM:PM) (White Label Mix / Different Gear Vocal Mix) 9. 2 BOYS 1 GIRL - U KNOW NOTHING (Original Vocal) (Baroque) 10. LASTMANSTANDING - NOTHIN' (Original Mix) (Wallop) 11. INTEXOR vs SINESWEEPER - PHYSICAL (Mike Monday Remix) (Spot On) 12. JOESKI presents THE GROUNDFLOOR EP : Tribalfusion (Siesta) 13. JOY KITIKONTI - JOYENERGIZER (Psico Mix) (BXR) 14. LOKI - NYCU (James Holden Inertia Remix) (Easyaccess) 15. MISS K vs WOODY RIVERS - TOUCHED TOGETHER (Rezzonant) (Filterheadz vs Pro-Sync Remix) 16. ? - BEHEMOTH (Junior) 17. DUB PISTOLS - OFFICIAL CHEMICAL (Steve Lawler's Morning Session Mix) (Geffen) 18. SIGNUM - FIVE YARDS (Jinx) 19. RUBBER SOULS - CAN U RELATE REMIXES : Mojolators Beats (Moody) 20. MOOGROOVE - MIRAGE (Satoshi Tomiie Flipped-Path) (Saw) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scotsdyke ========= A Diva's demise Divine Divas, the popular Edinburgh Dyke Disco is no more. After being run by Jean R on behalf of Switchboard and Lesbian Line for a number of years, the last outing was in The Venue on 7th December. As well as being the annual "Invited Male Guests Allowed" evening, there was also an appearance by Impact, the women drummers. However, this doesn't mean the end of women's disco's in the city. Although Switchboard won't be running them, a new women only event called Angel Delight is planned for the new year. It starts on the 12th January and will continue monthly on the second Saturday of each month at The Venue. It's being run by an independent group of woman who enjoyed Diva's so much that they didn't want it all to end. And all profits will go to women's charities within Edinburgh. Thanks to Katharine MacDaid for the pix of Diva's last night. Love, and Merry Xmas, to all. Heather White heather@drink.demon.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edinburgh/Dun Eideann ===================== Well, it's here... after what's actually 12 months, but seems more like about 12 days, it's Christmas again. I've officially cancelled it in my house, but for those of you with a less scrooge-like attitude than me, there's loads to keep you all entertained throughout the festive season and beyond. Before I launch head first into a plethora of listings, there's also a few bits of news; News reaches us that there's a new venue opening in Broughton Market; by all accounts, although we don't have all the information as we go to press, it's going to be a bit of a poofter superstore, with a health club type facility (we've yet to establish if it's a health club or a "health club"!) Also, bar and restaurant facilities and all of this open perhaps until 5am, subject to Edinburgh Council's discretion (So we can forget about that idea then!!) Another welcome addition to the scene is an old favourite, and this columnists first ever gay bar experience, more years ago than I'm prepared to admit; The Laughing Duck, or Flying Fuck, as it became affectionately known, is re-opening. With new gay management, and some ambitious plans on the weekly rota, it will hopefully once again give the staid and formulaic Edinburgh gay scene a well needed kick up the ass. Having been to the opening night, I'd say that judging by the fact that they had a great atmosphere, good music and friendly staff, Planet Out and Habana, and perhaps even the Newtown are going to have a fight on their hands. To get you into the Christmas mood, JOY are having a Christmas Breast Ball, which, as they openly admit, is simply a way to get the boys and girls to take their tops off! The night is on Saturday 22nd December, so get your nipples polished in time. JOY are also having a January Sale night on Saturday 5th January, with half price entry for those feeling the festive pinch One piece of Christmas advice, which I'll pass on as my Crimbo treat, 'cos you're my favourite reader is this; Never, ever go out on Christmas Eve! If you haven't found a Christmas boyf or girlf by now, it's too late! And you'll look incredibly sad trying. The bars and clubs are empty, and those that aren't are populated by people with no friends, no family, and no prospects of buying you something decent, so don't waste your time. Those who are heading off to somewhere like Linlithgow in the morning are far too stressed and depressed to go out, and are wrapping their mother's foot spa and having an early night. Boxing Day, on the other hand, is a great opportunity to meet Mr or Mrs Right, or indeed Mr or Mrs Right Now! Everyone is desperate for a decent drink, looking as cool as they're going to all year with their new clothes on, and ready to spend all that Christmas money on you at the bar. Honestly, take my advice, even if it means that you spend the day itself with Noel Edmonds, the Corrs, and the cat, at least you're not waking up with the worst hangover of your life having drowned your sorrows in CC Dooms, on Goldschlager or some other such substance which can double up as upholstery cleaner! Some clubs have the unfortunate problem of being on during either the period between Christmas and New Year, or the first weekend after Hogmanay. Promoters historically have a hard time filling clubs during this period, but if we all try to support our local club promoters, and still go out during these times, then the clubs will all be busy, and we'll have a great time like normal. Let's face it, your overdraft limit is a distant memory anyway; a few more quid won't make any difference now, will it?! Talking of Hogmanay; last month I mentioned that the JOY New Years bash would be at Studio 24, however it's moving to The Venue. Tickets are available from JOY and Mingin' nights, and also from Out of the Blue and Dispensable Interiors on Leith Walk (Whilst you're there you can stock up on some fantastic little 'gorgeous' things from this great little shop) Another night well worth looking forward to is 'Edinburgh's BIG New Year's Party' which is at Studio 24. For those of you who like their music that little bit harder, UP! Pillbox and Lost have joined forces to bring you a night of great music, stage shows and the cheapest drinks in town. 2 dance floors, a chill out space, and all this for only GBP15! Those of you who've been to UP! lately will know that it's been doing brilliantly since it moved to Saturday nights, and has a really friendly, and mixed crowd, with lots of those 'Never seen anywhere else' pooves and poovesses. Tickets are available in advance from Out of the Blue, Ripping Records, Underground Solushon and Inputout on St Mary's Street. Atomic Baby, a club recommended highly every month on this page is hosting their New Year party at Liquid Room this year, and the tickets can be bought from the usual outlets. Those of you with no imagination, who don't mind putting money into the pockets of those who offer you nothing more than you usually get for free every night of the week can go to CC Dooms and stand there all night like a sardine with your drink pressed against your chin. Whilst we're on the subject of CC Blooms, news has reached us once again of the homophobic and aggressive nature of the door staff; Recently, one of our readers reports that he was in there with a friend who has special needs, and apparently those needs are obvious upon looking at the guy, however it didn't stop the 'security' men from grabbing him by the scruff of his neck and bodily throwing him out! I don't care what the guy was doing, and whether or not he deserved to be asked to leave. Heavy handed tactics are pathetic whatever the reason. Venues need to realise that they can't profit from people drinking too much and then get aggressive with them once they've perhaps got a bit objectionable. There are plenty of gay-friendly door staff in Edinburgh, why on earth doesn't a gay venue use them? Once again, I implore you to vote with your feet until changes are made, otherwise you are sending a message that what they are doing is ok. Planet Out, Habana, and I'm sure the Laughing Duck will all have their own plans, which I'm sure will be great, but I, for one, would love to see the Edinburgh gay scene start to demand more for their 'Pink Pound' and support those who support you. Go on, try somewhere different. Make it your New Year's resolution! You might even like it! Luvely has now moved, as many of you will already know, to Liquid Room, hopefully the gay contingent will now go back in droves, since it's a far more friendly, and in my opinion, (which. let's face it, you're reading this, so you must care about!) a better club. Another club which has been packing them in week after week is Fairy Liquid (Don't think about the name too much!) at Loca in the Cowgate. With cheap entry, cheap drinks, even cheaper boys and girls, and accessible music, it's a winning formula, especially midweek. Tuesday nights will never be the same. One date for your diary is New Year's Day at Fairy Liquid. The New Year should be a fusion of old and new, and with the end of a new year and the first club night of the new, Fairy Liquid promises you slippery girls and boys. As their press release states; 'Can you afford not to get slippy?' You will know by now that The Venue has been bought over: already they have installed new sound systems, lighting, and the toilets are due for an overhaul very soon. Drinks prices have also been reduced, so there's now no excuse not to visit The Venue, either for regular clubs there such as Cerotonin and UP! But, of course, for the JOY Hogmanay Extravaganza. The weekend after Hogmanay sees UP! Night again also, those of you who go to the BIG New Year's Eve party at Studio 24 will know what to expect, they have a special surprise DJ on the night too. Go forth, have a fantastic Christmas and an amazing Hogmanay, be good to yourselves and each other. See you all next year! xx tottytastic@drink.demon.co.uk ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bi Vocal ======== Let's face it. Channel 5 is absolute fucking rubbish. Perhaps not the most articulate review of the televisual media you've ever read, but true never the less. So hopelessly populist nobody watches it, a half decent film can seem less than miserably average with that bloody circle FIVE logo in the top left corner. If Channel 5 were a tune, it would already be out of breath. Not that I should care, but I've been forced to spend more time in front the TV of late. As a terrific three-year open relationship went belly up with my girlfriend (lost to the plutonic straight world), I sulked and parked myself in front of the box. My ex was an out-door type, TV simply wasn't something we did. Occasionally I moaned, and at the time, as Morrissey would say, it was terrible - too busy human doing as opposed to human being. But that had all changed. My boyfriend was away, my PC was down (gay.com was missing me), and so there I was, suddenly single and in front of the TV. Freedom. And to Channel 5 on this particular Thursday. Perhaps I thought my day hadn't ended in enough tragedy already. The world, I mused, doesn't hate me enough yet. Escort Girls was a Fly-on-the-Wall documentary about, well, a couple of Sex Workers. Isabelle and Anna travelled to the Caribbean to provide services for a couple of sex hungry businessmen and in true Channel 5 tradition, we are invited to leer at and despise these women in equal measure. Intruding close-ups. Innuendo filled voice-overs. Offensive drivel that rather reminded me of the total daily content of The Star newspaper for some reason. In fact, Star readers surely consider Channel 5 to be dumbing down. Garry Otton should write a book about it. Next was the Red Shoe Diaries with non other than our very own David Duchovny, swapping, as the 'PLEASE LIKE ME!' continuity announcer might smirk, "The X Files for X rated." Hilarious. Actually it was quite funny. Our David walked on, said his lines and buggered off. Then soft porn with anonymous crap actors... and then he was back saying a few more lines and End Credits. Nice smile though. But why does anybody watch cheap soft porn? Have they never heard of the Internet? Fed up of just five channels, I did the sad single guy thing. I became part of the Digital Revolution. I think I find the word revolution attractive. I have bought washing powder, opened bank accounts and danced at club nights because of that word. The Socialist Workers Party should give me a free life time membership - I'm such a subversive. So this Digital Revolution provided fifty-odd channels, all with content as disconnected from my life as the next. The news channels all chant the same stories about the war. The kids' channels transmit endless animated violent acts. Music channels parade beautiful bodies of people I'm never likely to meet. Hung-over, I decided to time myself on how fast I could change channels from BBC1 (ch1) to Bid-up TV (ch68), using my TV remote. Of-course it took seconds for the whole thing to get jammed on Channel 5 again. And now, so the sofa doesn't get me, I play squash, and even, on occasion, kick a football. Sometimes I watch Hibs at Easter Road. And I wonder what would happen if I revealed to my work-mates that I'm having a relationship with a man in my office - just because I know that one or two sneakily read this organ. Martin Walker mgwuk@hotmail.com Next time... gay.com and true love... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Glasgow/Glaschu =============== Arse Bandit with Attitude HIYA SCUMBAGZ! Well then - have you all been saving hard for the annual Great Christmas Rip-Off which we can expect from some of the pubs and clubs?? I've had a huge amount of mail about my comments in the last edition on the subject, and it looks as though more of you are beginning to get a bit pissed off with being screwed out of your hard earned cash, and will not be joining the queues of sad stupid disco bunnies desperate to pay inflated prices over the following weeks. Over the past couple of years, the clubs have not been as packed as before, and have had to reduce ticket prices to get people through the door over the festive season. Once again, I would advise you all not to buy tickets for Christmas Eve or Hogmanay in advance, but to wait instead until the night in question. Hopefully the clubs will once again be worrying about a lack of customers, and will reduce their prices to get people in as they have had to do in the past. I notice that Bennets have their Festive hours displayed on their website, but no door prices as yet. Could they be just waiting to see how much The Poo will be charging before seeing how much they can get away with? It's clear from my mail that many of you will not be going to either this year, and I can recommend the Glasgow Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgendered Centre for a good night out. If you want to avoid getting screwed for entrance money, you'll be glad to know that the GLGBTC are only charging GBP1 (that's right, a quid) to get in on Christmas Eve, and GBP10 on Hogmanay. Prices include a buffet and raffle, and at least you know your money will be going towards a worthwhile cause rather than simply adding to the profits of our straight owned, part time gay clubs. Of course, the pubs will be opening later too, and a lot of you have been telling me that you will just be going to the Waterloo or the Revolver til the early hours and then heading off home. If you haven't decided where to go yet, remember this - The days when pubs and clubs could screw you for extra money over Christmas and New Year are over. They can no longer charge outrageous entrance money and are now having to provide something in return, and things will be even harder for them in the future, as more of you refuse to be exploited in this fashion. Go on - make them work for your money, and if they're not prepared to - take your business elsewhere! Right then - that's me had a good whine about the Christmas Rip-Offs, so lets get on with the monthly clubnights which more and more of you are going to. TRAXX will be having a Hogmanay Party at the SoundHaus at 47 Hydepark Street from 10:30pm onwards, and tickets are GBP15 from 23rd Precinct Records and entry is for members and guests only, so call 07855418745 if you want to join. Music policy is House, with a bit of Darker House and also some Soulful House in the main rooms, and everything else in the bar. AURALL had a few dates organised recently at Bar Soba, but these have now been stopped due to complaints from some clubbers about homophobic comments from some of the staff. However, AURALL will be moving to a new venue in the spring, so hopefully I'll have more details in the next issue. Alternatively, you can look out for information on their wonderfully up it's own arse website http://www.aurall.com/. Technically brilliant, but sooooo fucking pretentious! Also on the move is Fruitfly, which held its last night at the Arches on Saturday the 15th of December with a party themed "Cowboys and Angels". So - Fruitfly joins Trade, Fusion, Aurall and Love Boutique and others on the list of now defunct clubnights, who may return at a later date. If there are any other clubnights worth including, promoters should contact me and I'll give them a mention, as long as they are gay friendly. One clubnight which is still going strong is the Goth Bedlam clubnight up at the Queen Margaret Union, usually held on the last Saturday of the month. As many of you will know, Mrs Goldilocks is a bit of a Goth, so last weekend, we headed off to their Christmas party. Bedlam is billed as being pansexual, so nobody really cares if you're a poof or a dyke, and there were certainly quite a few benders along for the Christmas bash, and at least one Goth tranny! (I even got cruised in the bogs by a guy who was sitting at a nearby table with his girlfriend). It's strange how people like myself and Mrs Goldilocks actually feel more at home and fit in at places like these instead of the regular gay haunts, and nobody says anything when Mrs Goldilocks starts pawing me after a few sherries. Anyway, if you haven't been before, get along to the next Bedlam on the 26th of January. The music is way better than all that poofy shite the gay bars play, the talent is far better looking, it's only GBP3 to get in, and the bar prices are what you expect in a Student Union! (And unlike some places, you can actually snog your boyfriend/girlfriend). They actually had a rather novel idea for the Christmas Party- If you came along with a present already wrapped, you handed it over at the start of the night, and got a different one back at the end of the night. Absolutely brilliant - but I don't think the Super Soaker water pistols were such a good idea! Not a night for the Steps loving brain dead disco bunnies, but this is the Goldilocks column- not Smash Hits! Mystery surrounds the sudden closure of the Centurion Health Club last week with tales of Sheriff Officers arriving and asking everybody to leave before changing the locks. As we went to press, we were still unable to contact Gordon and Alex to find out what had happened. Only recently Gordon told me that they were planning to move, had taken over a building in the Trongate above Mitchells Amusements, and were hoping to have all the necessary licences in place to open around April next year. As you lot know, I'm partial to spending the occasional hour (or day) relaxing in saunas, so I was looking forward to the new club. Will it all happen now? We'll just have to wait and see.! Starting on the 16th of January, the gay comedy night OOT at The Stand will be moving to Wednesday nights. This really is a night out not to be missed, and more of you should go along for the evening. Last weekend was a scream, with the fabulous Pam Ann doing her trolley dolly sketch. I'd heard about this particular act before, but this was the first time I'd seen it live. If Pam Ann comes back to The Stand next year - don't miss it! It's a fiver for 4 or five acts, and OOT caters for a gay and gay friendly audience so it's a nice mix of screamers and breeders. I had an interesting e-mail in recently from Alan, who runs the Joy clubnight over in Edinburgh. It seems that one of their straight clubbers had been complaining that JOY was becoming a bit too gay, and the straight clubber was feeling uncomfortable surrounded by so many poofs. Bring in the "no snogging" rule Alan - this was pioneered in Glasgow by Bennets to stop the breeders complaining about the gay behaviour of the queens in this straight owned, part time gay club. Where Glasgow leads, Edinburgh follows? I don't think so! That was an interesting comment in the Dundee column last month about some club owner threatening to bar somebody for making uncomplimentary comments about his venue, and the Dundee columnist asking how they would cope with Goldilocks. As most of you are aware- I dislike badly run pubs and arrogant staff who think they're something special providing dismal levels of service. I've never given in to blackmail or threats, and will continue to voice the complaints which you spineless lot are too scared to do anything about. I'm currently barred from Delmonicas (undeniably Glasgow's worst gay bar), The Poo and Bennets. Perhaps if I was to offer to print glowing tributes to their premises and staff I might get let back in, but I will never gloss over the truth or print lies simply to gain admission to these places. Every month I get loads of letters congratulating me on having the balls to criticise these places, and will continue to do so. If the pubs and clubs don't like it - tough! SNIPPETS>>> All you people who are into fetish wear will be glad to hear of a new shop which has recently opened at Kings Court selling PVC, leather and rubber clothing. Cyber have a huge range of clothing in stock, and remember also that Hellfire up on Bath Street also have a good range of pervy gear. >>> I see Brendan and Jon have been out with the paint brushes in The Revolver Bar again - seems like the colour scheme is never the same 2 weeks in a row. Top marks for the Christmas decorations, but I think the glitter ball is a bit camp! >>> Yes - the comment about 30,000 people a day watching the Goldilocks webcam wasn't a misprint in the last edition. There really are that many sad people about! Well, that's about it for this month. Keep those e-mails coming in. (You know how we celebrities love our fan mail) Happy shagging, Goldilocks, E-mail:- goldilocks@btclick.com The Glasgow Gay and Lesbian Webshite:- http://www.gay-glasgow.co.uk/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nun Sense - nun the worse for wear ================================== Did you manage to get your World AIDS Day Sister Condom or Dam pack? We managed to give away around 1500 condom packs, 250 packs and 250 "heavy" packs, demand far outstripping supply. It was Novice Nun the Wiser's first proper outing, and she managed to do good works from the start. While in CC's she observed two young gentlemen in, erm, deep conversation with one another and so presented them with condoms. One of the young gentlemen refused, and opined that he would never use such a thing. The other looked at him with appropriate disgust and walked away, hopefully to find a much more considerate shag. Not all the venues have managed to finish counting all the money they raised. So far, we know that the Newtown raised GBP365, Cafe Habana GBP670 (see the pictures on the Edinburgh page) and CC's approximately GBP750. We had a good time at the Mingin' Big Band Night, which managed to raise GBP543. Alan Joy says "Thank you to everyone who helped out and donated their time and energy to the event. Special thanks to John Kirk who arranged the musicians, to the musicians themselves of course and to Studio 24 who kindly let us use their club for free!" A fundraiser was held at the Liquid Room on the Tuesday before World AIDS Day and, by the time we departed, had raised over GBP200 on the raffle alone. The Amanuensis ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scottish Media Monitor ====================== [Editorial note: Due to a cock-up, the printed edition of ScotsGay 43 carried a year old column by Garry Otton. This online version has what *should* have appeared in print. Bearing in mind my whittering on about accuracy, my face is currently as red as my beard!] Scottish Gays Still At War With Religion says Garry Otton That foul-smelling, septic lump of tabloid trash, the Scottish Daily Mail, has erupted once again. My cat wouldn't crap on it! (Prefers something a wee bit more upmarket lining his tray. The Herald. But I digress...) "SORDID SEXUAL TIPS TO PUPILS AGED 5" the Mail ejaculated over the front page the day before Jack McConnell became the new First Minister for Scotland. This was a piece of nonsense the Mail had already regurgitated over its readers back in March. The ghost of Keep the Clause was rattling the keys on their upright Imperials. The Primary School Sex and Relationships Education Pack (7-11 year-olds), a teaching aid produced by Channel 4's Living and Growing programme (over 5 years) and the out-of-print Taking Sex Seriously (11-14 year-olds) was only part of a long list of sex education material that could be used as information for teachers of sex education. "The primary school pack considers seven-year-olds mature enough to see animated depictions of intercourse and hold class discussions about homosexuality, bisexuality, masturbation and oral sex", the Mail spluttered. "By the time they reach secondary school... part of their homework could involve going into a pharmacist to buy condoms and reporting back to the class on how it felt... Children aged between five and seven are invited to label the clitoris". Mounting the pulpit, the editorial was read out: "That is not education, but corruption..."! A full page of the Primary School Sex and Relationships pack was ripped out and held up to its readers. Along with a line drawing of two women standing behind two girls, the Mail hinted darkly in their caption: "Anne and Jack live with their mum and her partner, Pauline". The picture was printed again at the weekend with the caption: "Warped teachings". Locked in an age when 'Come Into the Garden, Maud' might elicit giggling from those gathered around the pianoforte, reporter Jonathan Brocklebank let forth a shrill note: "Children are asked to discuss families comprising two lesbian partners and their young children". He reported how the Christian Institute - oh, who would've guessed? - was holding an exhibition of these "lessons in one-night stands and perverse practices" and boasted a petition signed by 11,000 "outraged churchgoers". The Mail's 'investigation' in fact revealed many schools were, in fact denying children access to this important information and otherwise lauded this disgraceful religionist-inspired conduct that promoted ignorance and had been responsible for untold misery for so many years in Scotland. The Scottish Daily Mail charged the Scottish Executive with "child abuse". Gone were the days when floodgates only held back water, the tabloid asserted: "The homosexual aspects of this controversial agenda were formerly illegal, but the repeal of Section 28, on the initiative of Wendy Alexander, now Enterprise Minister, has opened the floodgates to the very abuse that parents were assured would not happen at the time of that controversy... If our children were introduced to such topics by a seedy man in a dirty raincoat at the school gates, he would be locked up and the key thrown away... We must call a halt to this - now". By the next day the Mail reported: "Churches call for school sex booklets ban". Motherwell's Rev Jack Laidlaw, who had been lobbying Jack McConnell when he was education minister, and Ayub Khan of the Multi-Faith Coalition, part of a handful of fundamentalists who gained prominence during the 'Keep the Clause' scandal, declared how "his worse fears had been realised". Scottish editor Tim Jotischky all but hired a church choir to sing his paper's praises for the militants' propaganda. The Scottish Daily Mail's editorial screamed - probably picked up by a handful of ladies shopping for soap in Marks & Spencers: "Sex education material recommended by the Scottish Executive for use by children as young as 11 is pornography, pure and simple... Is it right that 11-year-olds should be taught about sexual activities engaged in by homosexuals, bisexuals and lesbians?" (Absolutely! How else will they learn that fucking up the arse is primarily something enjoyed by straight lads?) "The drive to brainwash children... is sinister", the editorial warned. Their homophobic reporter Eddie Barnes jumped in with: "Parents are demanding the legal right to withdraw their children from sex education classes in order to protect them from lurid material". In another story Barnes soon exposed his sexual hang-ups, gasping: "Lurid school sex education packs suggest pupils discuss gay and oral sex. Parents are appalled by the material..." Alan Smith, a retrenched supporter of Section 28 and now president of the notorious Scottish School Boards' Association, called on the Executive to hand power back to "parents" and the SSBA to vet sex education materials in schools. (Aye, that'll be right!) To run with another "parents in call for ban on sex packs" story, a new 'star writer' appeared in their English editions. Melanie Phillips who promoted abstinence programmes to combat "sex as a recreational sport". A born again Gil Paterson, SNP MSP for Central Scotland and "avowed liberal" (wha'?) was dragged up on stage to beg other parliamentarians to "unburden themselves of any prejudices or politically-correct bias..." and condemn the material he described as "a charter for paedophiles". Not someone I would expect to exactly shine in the sack, Paterson said of the teaching aids: "I have still to meet a single person outside education who has not concluded that they are utterly unsuitable for our youngsters". You really should get out more, Gil! Katie Grant (who else?) reached for her tambourine and sang "TOO MUCH, TOO YOUNG". She insisted: "warning of the dangers of unwanted pregnancy is not the same as teaching children about sex. That is something that parents, not the State, should do". And they all do it so well, don't they, Mrs Grant? "Masturbation, group and oral sex are nothing to do with the Scottish Executive...", she insisted, preparing to lift a corner of her moral Axminster and sweep the whole unsightly mess under it. Does Mrs Grant have any idea of what goes on in school playgrounds today? Clearly not. Kids already know what these words mean. Or, at least think they know. The material in question is to educate sex educationalists before they gauge how much kids know and provide the support for what they need to know. Of course, Mrs Grant would no doubt expect her children to speak to her about sexual matters. Catholic. Conservative. Mother. Supporter of Section 28. Family Values campaigner... Oh, gimme a break! Think woman! According to Mrs Grant, this was supposed to be a time when Ministers should have been conducting themselves in a "responsible and adult fashion", when instead; they had "left themselves open to accusations that they have endorsed the dissemination of pornography". There was no stopping her now. The State was apparently undermining the Family by supplying information on sexual practices "as opposed to just information on how to avoid pregnancy". In fact, the State had "intruded so far into our family lives that it (was) in danger of destroying them". Did I see a Union Jack being unravelled in the front row? Can I hear the strains of someone singing 'Land of Hope and Glory'...? So this was it. Britain had the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe because girls knew the State would reward them with more dosh. Oh, Mrs Grant! You're bloody marvellous! And with sooo much of the media, sweeping all that liberal shite out of the way so we can all read you...! Who needs government, Mrs Grant, when you're just such a self-governing State yourself? Now fuck off back to Scotland on Sunday, I'm watching Pop Idol! This was Keep The Clause II. Scottish gays were once again at war with religion. Fundamentalists were hijacking religion to serve their own, selfish political aims. But they were fighting a losing battle. This time, the Daily Record was not such a willing accomplice. The Scottish Sun was strapped for space, leaving Andrew Nicoll, its political reporter to declare "11,000 back sex pack ban" without spoiling his report by mentioning the militant religionists behind it. Not once! The Sun was otherwise more preoccupied with "video perv... gay cameraman", Alan Lang, 36, from Livingston who was jailed for three months for filming the bare bottoms of three boys aged between 10 and 12. When he reported the militants, Eddie Barnes in the Scottish Daily Mail disguised the happy-clappys as "opposition groups and education campaigners". It was now the moribund Scotsman's turn to take up the cudgels and fight for The Lord. I could almost hear the strains of Onward Christian Soldiers as I read David Robinson's rant, because you could hardly call this a report. Borrowing an eighties Tory catchism: "Political correctness destroys childhood", Robinson muddled sex with drugs and proceeded to shore up a Victorian construction of 'childhood innocence': "When does childhood come to an end? Could it be that moment when you, as a five-year-old, are told that you can sample crack cocaine without being addicted? Or is it when you are 11 and someone tells you about group sex and sado-masochism? In both cases, you would automatically assume that the information was provided by a drug dealer or a pervert. You would be wrong. These suggestions are contained in teaching material that the Scottish Executive judges acceptable and that is on its list of teaching aids for schools". Oh, how wrong you are, Mr Robinson. This information is currently passed on to schoolchildren by schoolchildren across virtually every playground in Britain. In the Christian exhibition then showing at the Scottish Executive, a cute but acned face with furrowed brow was pictured scrutinising the Christian Institute's religious propaganda displaying "just how far political correctness had replaced basic morality". "It included information on homosexuality, group sex and anal sex", gasped Scottish government reporter David Scott. The Channel 4 pack "labels all a girl's body parts - not just elbows and knees but clitoris, too", shrieked poor David Robinson. "Do five-year old girls really need to know that just yet? Aren't there more important things", he cried. Mixing a delicate flesh hue to fill his airbrush, he attempted to erase anything too nasty to have to contemplate: "And do five-year-old boys really need to be encouraged to find out? Doesn't a bit of their childhood innocence die the moment that some responsible adult, maybe a teacher they look up to, tells them they should know these things". Borrowing from Harry Potter, Robinson cooed: "Isn't a child's innocence just as magical...?" Bemoaning that fact "the Church's pews will not miraculously fill again with families and young people", I thought he was just about to admit that these days there were more gays crammed into Frenchies, but no, discussing anal sex with youths of "14 or so" was still a big no-no. He was clearly happy to sweep the homophobic lies of the Greater Spotted Shirt Lifter under the hard tarmac in a hidden corner of the school playground. Robinson, a clear advocator of the missionary position was left reassured that teachers "would never dream of using teaching aids that point out, for example, 19 different variations of the sexual act" before leaping gracefully into his closet and insisting: "Why not close the cupboard on them for good?" The religious militant's propaganda, led by Kirk minister Rev Iain Murdoch, of Cambusnethan Old Parish Church and Catholic priest Monsignor Michael Conway of St Ignatius Church, Wishaw, was carried uncritically by The Scotsman without fear of contradiction from careful studies of successful sex education programmes in countries like The Netherlands that had inspired the likes of Susan Deacon in the Scottish Executive when she was in charge of Health (before her sudden resignation under Jack 'The Lad', that is). The Scotsman was shocked by a video called Living and Growing. "It "shows a boy asking: 'What's a gay lover?'" and "homosexual men kissing and lesbians embracing". Awww, pet! Not only did the broadsheet weigh in with an editorial, but also further "comment" provided by Gordon MacDonald, parliamentary officer for the fundamentalist group, Christian Action Research and Education (CARE). He warned of another Section 28-like battle with "church groups and family values campaigners". His emphasis on "encouraging abstinence from early sexual activity and presenting marriage as the appropriate context for sexual activity are the best means to avoid health risks such as sexually transmitted infections" which, of course, condemns gay kids and favours most of the failed sex education campaigns from Scotland's past. Nonetheless, scratching around the world for at least one programme that might prove him right, he added vaguely, "this approach has worked in the US". The editorial chipped in with the belief that the packs were too close to "proselytising" and hinted of a "hidden agenda". The paper suggested they "cross an invisible but highly dangerous line", forgetting, of course, how dangerous sexual invisibility had already been for Scotland. Can I just mention William Beggs here? Or Thomas Hamilton? Just how fast does editor, Rebecca Hardy want to sell The Scotsman down the river, I wonder? Former editor, Tim Luckhurst would be turning in his grave! (He occasionally writes for the Scottish Daily Mail). Garry Otton's book SEXUAL FASCISM is published by Ganymede Books priced GBP8.99. You can read Scotland's newspapers every day online. The Scottish Media Monitor: http://www.scottishmediamonitor.com. Read Scotland's newspapers every day online. And read the full Monitor, including the wild media speculation over another gay murder in Glasgow; how Lesbo Express and Chicks With Dicks excited the Sunday Mail; another wave of sexual pathology and crime in Scotland and how Scotsmen used to pull out their benisons on a club night out! CUT IT OUT! The Daily Record's agony of an aunt, Old Mother (Joan) Burnie's response to a woman whose husband - who had always been perfectly honest about his love of rubber and bondage - wanted to visit a fetish club. "...Why he felt he had to involve you in his seedy wee obsession is beyond all understanding. Did he really expect you to wave him off to his club with a happy smile - and then wash out his bondage gear for him afterwards...? He can't have his fetish and eat it". Old Mother Burnie's advice to a woman in entertainment (Madonna?) whose husband (Guy Ritchie?) demanded she cover herself. (And we thought those letters were real)! "...Let's face it dear, gravity eventually catches up with us all (and the silicone) although a decent bra might help. So while I don't want to upset you, Madge, are you sure your husband, for all his faults, hasn't got a point? In other words, you're a bit too long in the boobs to continue going around flashing or rather flabbing, the flesh. I know it's hard in your business, dear, what with all these younger dollies, letting it all hang out... So if you want to keep your dignity, if not the Guy, then in future I'd dump the crass and go for the class. Buy a nice cardie". Old Mother Burnie's advice to a guy who liked threesomes - until his girlfriend enjoyed getting stuck into the girl a wee bit too much: "...I think it's time to dump the woman altogether (and her pal) so you can find yourself a more sensible woman who will take your daft fantasies with a pinch of salt". Gerald Warner in Scotland on Sunday over Jack McConnell becoming First Minister: "It was rumoured that Wendy now attended one-to-one meetings with him, chaperoned by a hatchet-faced Spanish duenna in black; but the woman in question turned out just to be a hardline member of the equal opportunities committee". The Scottish Sun's political reporter's observation on what First Minister Jack did to Wendy Alexander: "...slapped her down over threats to leave his cabinet". Sexist? We think so. Scotland on Sunday's editorial response to Wendy Alexander's "astonishingly clumsy, manoeuvrings" and "impertinent assault" on the First Minister in attempting to hang on to higher education within her Enterprise portfolio in the Executive: "There can only be one master and that master is Jack McConnell". Linda Watson-Brown in The Scotsman (again): "The so-called debate around prostitution is very similar to that surrounding pornography. Those who speak out against either are accused of not recognising the choices of the women themselves... Let's call it for what it is: hatred and violence and abuse and degradation and objectification". Yaaaawn! Another 'survey' from the Scottish News of the World: "53% of women confess to having some bisexual longings (compared to) just 12% of heterosexual men". Dr Ian Carradice on the discovery of artefacts belonging to 18th century Scottish clubs where men ejaculated in public to the sound of a trumpet in Scotland on Sunday: "My predecessor didn't want to advertise the fact that we even had them. Everything that you have heard about the society, I'm afraid, is true". --------------------------------------------------------------- Dundee/Dun Deagh ================ World Aids Day was celebrated in Dundee with bottles of beer for one pound in the pub. The usual apathy which we Dundonians apparently specialise in caused a ceilidh to be cancelled in the Mirage and a schools night in Brooklyn to be poorly attended. Organisers of the ceilidh report only 30 tickets were sold of the 200 they had - so they pulled the show. But not before some guys had hired highland dress for the occasion. They were not to be out done so they put on the gear and descended on the Brooklyn school boys and girls. Which yet again proves that the boycott ex staff encouraged us to take of Brooklyn does not include them. Brooklyn's school party effort collapsed due to lack of patrons despite the owner being well turned out in school girl uniform (I'll offer a fiver for a photo of that! Ed.). So unrecognisable was his disguise he even fooled the staff. The make up and striped tights were supplied by the adjacent strip club. And, just for one night, Brian regained his hair with a blond pig tail wig. The staff were dressed as schoolboys and, as most are only very recently out of school, their uniforms still fitted. John was the exception and dragged up for the occasion and looked surprisingly convincing until towards the end of the night his heels were killing him and he resorted to his cat boots. Reminding all of that popular country music song "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman". Charlies was quite busy that night with bottles of Miller at a pound. Members of Jimmy's gay.com fan club enjoyed a rare night on the scene and were treated to an even rarer free drink from Liberty's owner later. Private fancy dress parties were also held to celebrate the departure of David Pedder to house boy duties in Australia and at a house (bed, surely) warming of scene barman Euan. The resulting visual sights of the evening were astounding as school boys were snogged by musketeers and doctors propositioned by school girls. A tug of war developed as Ian and Charlie tried to get Sarah the Superdyke to work for them instead of the competition. Whilst she wanted to work in both the city's gay friendly bars, the managements decided each wanted her. A public auction or debate then unfolded and the winner was Brooklyn and Liberty where she shall also cover as bouncer. I hear she found it really cool to be wanted so much but our Kerry was not happy with her pal. Charlies Bar promises a full programme of events over the Christmas and New Year period and is open to 1am on most nights. They also plan the usual free buffet and disco for Christmas Eve and Hogmanay. What exactly is the 'full programme of events' has not yet been released but there has been talk of a drag act, a stripper or a cabaret. Brooklyn offers its vodka at a pound a nip all December and January including Christmas and New Year so that should get us voddy drinkers along. It's also open on Christmas Day from 7pm and also New Year's Day and to 1am every night (so says its flyers). So that must be true. I don't want yet another row from the Editor for getting them annoyed. I do hear that Barry and especially Brian are trying to hunt me down but after Perry's 'resignation' I would rather be independent and anonymous. Unlike previous years, Liberty Nightclub is open to 3.30am most nights: "So long as people are there", said manager Barry. Special nights planned are Shag Tag parties, fancy dress etc. Hannah Jones is back (yes, again) this time singing It's Raining Men and the usual on the Saturday before Christmas and entry is GBP6 all night. The Boy George Experience on the Saturday before New Year is a look not much alike and sound unalike singer which they don't have the bottle to charge you extra to listen to. Still they are keeping the drinks promos going apparently. Check with them but I think it's that Red stuff "2 for 1" before midnight and all night Sundays with Smirnoff Ice "2 for 1" on Fridays before midnight. Straight pubs and clubs are trying to get any custom with the opening of the massive Circus. They are therefore welcoming the 'pink pound' and are providing a little competition for Liberty which should keep their prices down. Whilst we all went back to Libs after trying Rattrays for a night (or an hour for some) they appear to be doing up both the gents and ladies toilets so they say they do listen to us. Apparently the ladies has been well vandalised even before the refurb was completed. All the bouncers at Libs are trained in 'customer skills' with the council registration so they know how to deal with us properly. Paddy hopes Charlie is going on it soon! The new cashier at Libs had a verbal swearing match with Mike from Charlies Bar. Apparently Brian was furious with her and it was only Barry that saved her 'resignation'. A genuine resignation was that of Paul Ramsay. Since Sarah P wouldn't accept Kerry's offer, Charlie is now looking for another young laddie to replace Paul. Perhaps another former Liberty barmaid of similar name would be interested in earning some extra money as he is between credit cards at the moment. Have a great Christmas and New Year wherever you decide to go. Sydney or the City Square! Shafted ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aberdeen/Obar Dheadhain ======================= Hello Everybody! First, something not so much about Aberdeen... The National Union of Students held their LGB Conference in London this month, and I managed to get a trip along. The location attracted a big crowd from across the United Kingdom. Shame that many aspects of the conference were profoundly disappointing, including the accommodation, workshops and even lunch - maybe I am expecting too much of the NUS. The political undertones in some of the introduction speeches were condemned as being intimidating and insulting. It was made clear that many of those who attended believed the committee lacked impartiality regarding party politics, and that they were too willing to waste finite resources on issues that would be better tackled by other organisations. Aberdeen was well represented at the conference, with five of us turning up from the two universities. The regional meeting of all the delegates from Scottish universities highlighted a need for improved communication and co-operation between the LGB societies. Closer to home, the second meeting of the LGB&T Forum was held in late November. Four groups have been set up to tackle the main issues identified in the first meeting. The first will discuss the formal constitution and structure of the Forum; the second will look at the feasibility of an LGB&T centre in Aberdeen; the third will consider possible events in Aberdeen for Pride 2002; and the fourth will look at the establishment of a web site and newsletter. If you are interested in getting involved in any of these groups then get in touch with Mark at the Grampian Gay Men's Health Project, and he will direct you to the appropriate person. The next meeting of the Forum will take place at 8pm on Tuesday the 22nd January, at the Arts Centre on King Street. Remember this forum allows you to voice your opinions of what Aberdeen should offer LGB&T people. Congratulations to Bar Castro's, which has been changing the Aberdeen scene now for one whole year. Also well done for raising the princely some of GBP500 for World Aids Day from the various promos and contributions made. There are lots of events planned by the bar to keep us occupied over the Christmas period, including the Xmas Shagtag on the 19th; Guest DJ Chris Curtis plays on the 23rd and the 30th; there are party nights with DJ Will on Xmas Eve and Hogmanay - tickets GBP10 for each of these nights; Daisy's revisited on the 27th with Alan Sadler; and Hard Cheese DJ's Sonbar & Brucie will be in on the 28th. The bar will be opening from 5pm on the 24th, 25th and January 1st. If you like the Mudd Club (the Palace, every Monday night), then I suggest you get along to Lava on a Tuesday night as well. These are not gay nights, but both claim to be pansexual, and certainly play good tunes. See you next year, Chris chris@cutearse.co.uk http://www.cutearse.co.uk/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Letters ======= Dear Editor, POO ATTITUDE I visited the Polo Lounge on November 4th and put my jacket into the cloakroom at 11pm with my camera, mobile phone and glasses in the inside pocket. When I went to collect my jacket, I noticed that my mobile was sticking out of my sidepocket. I asked blonde hair attendant what my mobile was doing in my side pocket. He replied, "Don't know what you're on about". On further investigation, I found that my camera and glasses were missing. The bar manager was called to deal with the situation. His first comment was that I should go home to sober up - quite easy for me, seeing as I haven't had a alcoholic drink in over 2 years. His next statement was, "All my staff are completely trustworthy - also there's only been one person behind the counter". I pointed out that there was a girl behind counter as well when I put my jacket in the cloakroom, also at least 2 other staff members came from behind the counter during the time I was pasing the cloakroom through the night. I was told that I would be contacted later that day if my belongings were found. So, I left the situation at that. After still no communication from any of the Polo staff, I went back in to see what was being done about my missing property. I was told by another female staff member that the management had my number and someone would be in touch shortly. I waited for several days before finally reporting the incident to the Police. The Police were ever so helpful. They contacted the Polo to ask why they hadn't got in touch with myself. The polo management soon replied to the police by informing them that its only coats or jacket and not contents that are insured and that the Polo only pays GBP25 compensation. So to my conclusion: customers pay 80 pence per item for their property to be looked after and if a member of staff doesn't do their job properly, then tough to us all. james.toner@ntlworld.co.uk Dear ScotsGay, PORK SCRATCHINGS Well, last night it was Joy's turn for a visit from plain clothed officers. This is traditionally the time of year when police pay particular attention to what's going on in clubs and it just happened that they decided on Ego last night. There were about 15 of them operating in the club and the funny thing was, some of them didn't quite fit in as you can imagine. In fact some people approached Maggie and I, saying that we needed to tighten our door policy as there were some odd people in the club. So now you know who they were! It was a shame the police hadn't come along to the Breast Ball in a few weeks time. It would have been interesting to see if any of them would go topless! All my love, Alan Joy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ International News from Rex Wockner =================================== +AIDS kills 20 million AIDS has killed more than 20 million people and another 40 million are living with HIV, according to UNAIDS and the World Health Organization. "AIDS has become the most devastating disease humankind has ever faced," the agencies said. "HIV/AIDS is now the leading cause of death in sub-Saharan Africa. Worldwide, it is the fourth-biggest killer." In many nations, "AIDS threatens human welfare, developmental progress and social stability on an unprecedented scale." The epidemic is growing fastest in Eastern Europe and central Asia while sub-Saharan Africa continues to have the greatest number of cases. Asia and the Pacific region have a brief window of opportunity to arrest spread of the virus, the agencies said. In some African nations, life expectancy has dropped to less than 40 years and economies will shrink by over 20 percent as the virus wipes out professionals and skilled workers, leaving millions of orphaned children in its wake, the report said. In rich countries, people have become lax about protecting themselves while having sex or using illegal drugs, the agencies stated. +Egypt denounces Europe over gays Egypt's speaker of the Parliament, Ahmed Fathi Surur, has denounced the European Parliament for its criticism of Egypt's treatment of gays. On Nov 29th, the EP approved the Euro-Mediterranean Association Agreement but added language committing Egypt to respect human rights, gay rights and democracy. "The Egyptian Constitution stipulates respect for the fundamental rights of citizens and the Egyptian government respects their rights in practice," Surur said. "Only the Egyptian parliament has the right to monitor the respect of the government [for human rights]." On Nov 14th, Cairo's Emergency State Security Court handed down verdicts in the cases of 52 men detained since May because of alleged homosexual activity. Twenty-three of the men were sentenced to between one and five years hard labor and 29 were acquitted. The men were charged with obscene behavior and contempt for religion. Police say they were arrested in and around the gay club Queen Boat on May 11th. International human-rights activists maintain that many of the men were nowhere near the club when they were taken into custody on May 11th and following days, and have denounced the prosecutions as a sham. +Indian sodomy ban challenged The gay AIDS group Naz Foundation has filed suit in the Delhi High Court against India's ban on gay sex, Penal Code Section 377. The organization says the law violates constitutional rights to life, liberty and equal protection under the law, and impedes AIDS prevention work. "Private, consensual adult sexual relation falls within the intimate associations protected from the State intrusions under Article 21 [of the Constitution], the exercise of which lies at the core of individual autonomy and are key to development of one's personality," Naz said. "There exists no compelling State interest to justify the curtailment of such an important element in the fundamental right to life and liberty. "The social effects [of the statute] drive gay men underground, with a devastating impact upon the AIDS prevention effort," the group added. "Once underground, they become extremely vulnerable to AIDS because it becomes difficult for them to negotiate safe sexual behaviours. It also becomes difficult to identify and target this population for AIDS prevention efforts through education and medical services." Section 377 punishes "carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal" with up to life prison. +Quebec to establish civil unions The Canadian province of Quebec will set up a civil unions procedure that grants gay couples every right of marriage except access to adoption, the government has announced. The government will submit the plan to the Quebec National Assembly where it is expected to pass. "We're aiming to erase the discrimination that exists in our laws and guarantee that same-sex couples have the same rights as others," said provincial Justice Minister Paul Begin. A recent poll found that 76.5 percent of Quebeckers support letting gays formalize their relationships. But some activists are not pleased with the proposal. "This is not true equality," Rene Leboeuf told the Toronto Star. "The day that we have access to marriage and divorce like other people, that will be a true legal status." Leboeuf and his partner, Michael Hendricks, have sued Quebec for the right to marry under the ordinary marriage laws. The case is ongoing. +Colombian same-sex unions bill altered The same-sex unions bill that passed out of a Colombian Senate committee on Nov 21st was altered substantially in the process, activists report. The International Gay & Lesbian Human Rights Commission said: "The bill had originally addressed a wide range of discrimination issues, with provisions criminalizing discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity, and others requiring that homophobic content be eliminated from school curricula. However, those provisions were eliminated." As passed, by a 9-1 vote, the measure allows one member of a registered same-sex couple to inherit half of the assets accrued by the other partner during the relationship, and extends spousal health, pension and alimony benefits to same-sex couples. The bill now moves to the full Senate. If it passes there, it will go to a Chamber of Deputies committee, then to the full Chamber, and finally to the president of the nation. "Despite the narrowing of the scope of the law, activists are satisfied that the proposal is moving forward and that an open and positive discussion is taking place in the halls of Congress and in Colombian society as a whole," IGLHRC said. +Sweden to ban anti-gay agitation Sweden's government presented a bill to Parliament (the Riksdad) on Nov 28th to criminalize agitation against homosexuals. "This is to be effected by extending the penal provision for agitation against a national or ethnic group to include threats or expressions of contempt alluding to sexual orientation," said the Ministry of Justice. +Israeli president meets with gays Israeli President Moshe Katsav met with gays recently and disappointed them. At the conclusion of his chat with members of the Political Council for Gay Rights, Katsav said, "I thought it was important to meet you and hear what you have to say -- though I don't see how I can help you." The Jerusalem Post commented: "If they [gay activists] thought that they had found an ever open door at the pinnacle of the establishment, they were mistaken. ... There was a clear implication that he did not want to be bothered by a bevy of gay groups or individuals." +Thai PWAs protest Hundreds of HIV-positive people have demonstrated at Government House in Bangkok, Thailand, demanding that the Public Health Ministry provide anti-HIV drugs under the universal health-care plan. Health Minister Sudarat Keyuraphan responded with a promise to provide antiretroviral treatment to 10,000 HIV-positive people next year and to 150,000 by 2006. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arts ==== Martin Powell When visiting galleries one never knows quite what to expect. The Talbot Rice Gallery in Edinburgh currently has as its main feature "Philip Reeves - A Retrospective". A better title would be "Taking the Piss". A few vertical lines in different colours does not to me constitute "Edge of the Loch" (1997). To be fair, if people are willing to enthuse and pay for this rubbish then why not, however using the test of would I want this stuff on my wall then the answer is "no way". Some of the earlier work upstairs does exhibit artistic talent but I had been soured by the stuff downstairs. I was probably not in the best frame of mind to enter the Round Room to view Paul Keir's "New Work". A comment in the visitors' book said "the impression it made was successfully minimal." Well minimal it certainly was but successful?. I looked at the glass domed roof, but that is always there, I looked at the red lino floor and that is always there, was I to look at the white painted walls with a few red painted lines? In the end I concluded that I was meant to look at the 6 coloured glass tiles which looked as if they had been placed on a convenient shelf to dry. A seven year old could probably have done better. When having that thought I was not prepared for what I was to find at the Collective Gallery in Cockburn Street. where there were exhibited drawings by primary school children. I'm sure this had some deep meaning that I failed to grasp. I just went on and looked at the other things on offer. Helen McCrorie has Backdrop, which appears to be a series of boring videos of a shop front and uninteresting streets. I have a long leaflet which is supposed to explain the work, but that misses the point. If the meaning of a work does not leap out from its exhibition and needs to be explained in text then to my mind by definition it fails. The best piece currently at the Collective (and that's not saying much) is Stuart Gurden's Minor Planets. This is a video largely taken from the window of the S Bahn in Berlin which describes the work of Berlin graffiti artist Shana and the asteroid Eros. Confused? You will be. Across the road Stills Gallery has until 22 December "Face On". A series of photographs ranging from the banal to the brilliant. Interesting in this is Adam Chadzko's "From Beyond". This describes the feelings of the extras in Ken Russell's 1971 film "The Devils" with that film played behind them. Not a place I immediately associate with the visual arts is the Traverse but the current exhibition Reflex and Reflect featuring the work of Ian Webb and Ria Annand is well worth seeing. I particularly liked a series of portraits by Webb which are mostly of young men. A distinctive style which others clearly like as quite a few had been sold. However Annand can also produce striking work. Two large pieces which I loved were Annie Gets Her Wings, a seemingly disinterested young woman with wings standing on a tightrope, and Johnny a dramatic portrait of a young man, presumably called Johnny. The Scottish National Portrait Gallery currently has a superb exhibition called The Fine Art of Photography. Starting with photographs from the 1840s by David Octavius Hill and Robert Adamson it takes us through the history of the art. I was astounded to see an extraordinarily detailed and high quality photo of the Great Pyramid and the Sphinx by Francis Frith which dates from 1858. Another stunning image is the one being used on the poster for the exhibition, an aerial view of Edinburgh by Alfred G Buckham which dates from around 1920. Eventually I came to a 1980 photograph of John Lennon and Yoko Ono by Annie Leibovitz. It was at this point I realised this was the first colour photograph I had seen in the exhibition. From there we are presented with a series of stunning modern photos that have been digitally altered. I was less than happy with these as they seemed at variance with the reality of the earlier images. However this won't be my last visit to see these fine photographs. Edinburgh Printmakers in Union Street has regular exhibitions and the current one is great. With large stunning works in colour such as Graham Deen's Blue Decoy, to the small work of Helen Kirk's September Garden - an image of a plant. Anne Forte's work looks almost like photography. Kate Downie's Span is a lithograph of the Forth Rail Bridge with an astounding vitality and intimacy. There is much, much more and a lot of it looked frighteningly affordable. One exhibition I still haven't managed to take in yet is Typical Men - Recent Photography of the Male Body by Men. It's on at GoMA in Queen Street, Glasgow until 27 Jan next year. martinp@drink.demon.co.uk ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Books ===== by Dirk Kriete Just A Mom Betty DeGeneres Alyson GBP9.99 It's the season of goodwill and peace, etc, etc, so I thought perhaps I'll start my reviews with this book. Have your parents fallen out with you because you're queer? If your answer is yes you might consider buying them this book as a Christmas present. It's written by Betty DeGeneres, mother of the actress Ellen DeGeneres, who famously came out to millions of viewers and ended speculation about the sexual orientation of her TV character. Ellen DeGeneres had declared earlier that she, too, was gay and announced that actress Anne Heche was her lover. In this latest book readers of all sexualities will hear true stories and anecdotes about the pain and joy thousands of children have gone through for being gay or lesbian. Betty DeGeneres' touching true stories will help them see the human side to this issue, and provide a guide to supporting their own gay friends, children or siblings. And with a bit of luck it might just turn your parents homophobia around and help them accept you as the person you are. Well, it's worth a try... Testosterone James Robert Baker Alyson GBP9.99 When this book arrived and I read the description on the back I thought to myself, yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. But I was very pleasantly surprised. Although a little confusing the plot holds together well and made this book into one of those that you just can't put down. I read it in record time and a couple of weeks later I read it again. It's hard to write a synopsis of this book, because just so much is happening, that's why I read it twice. In a nutshell Pablo went out one night for cigarettes and never came back. What bothers Dean most, though, is Pablo's connection to a violent cult. Complete with disappearing animals, and the tale of torture in Chile. The problem is, Dean might be crazy. Or everyone might be lying to him. But none of that matters now, because Dean has a machete (the chainsaw was too loud) and he's just found Pablo. See what I mean when I say it's a little confusing! Well worth persevering though, a gripping story and very enjoyable. The Pornographer's Poem Michael Turner Sceptre GBP6.99 I was laughing out loud reading this superb tale of this sixteen year old. He catches sight of his neighbours having sex on their back porch. He never intends to film them. The cine camera was a going-away gift from his girlfriend and since she left, he has barely touched it. He uses the zoom, the better to see what is going on. But then the zoom does not work unless the trigger is depressed, and the trigger does not work without film and one thing leads to another... until the neighbours' dog joins in and suddenly he has the most outrageous pornographic film ever seen in Vancouver. But that is just the beginning... This book is very, very funny although extremely black at times, definitely worthy of a top place on your Christmas wish list. The Bear Book II Edited by Les Wright Harrington Park Press GBP17.99 Are you a Bear? Are you attracted to Bears? Well, I'm neither and perhaps I am biased because of those facts and that might be why I found this book hard going (no pun intended) from page 1. Basically the sub title of this book said it all for me: Further Readings in the History and Evolution of a Gay Male Subculture. To dry and rhetorical for my liking, but hey, who am I to tell you what to like and what not. A useful book I dare say if you're studying Gay Culture, it pulls together a diverse array of contributors including Michael Bronski, David Bergman and Jack Fritscher, The Bear Book II opens up the intellectual and political issues that often remain unexamined about this gay male subculture. Gay Friends Leigh Rutledge Alyson GBP7.99 This small book has been the cause of much hilarity over the past few weeks emanating once again, have you guessed yet, from our loo. It's one of those again that I like keeping there to make the ablutions a little more humorous. And with little gems like the one I've chosen here to demonstrate what I mean it must make an excellent prezzie for someone you know... Gay friends leave outrageous messages on one another's answering machines: "This is your mother calling. I know what you're doing. I know you're sucking cock again. Didn't those years of psychiatry count for anything?! You're breaking your mothers heart. Do you hear me? Get that horrible thing out of your mouth this instant! Call me!" Any Boy Can Edited by John Patrick STARbooks Press $14.95 When it comes to Gay Male Erotica the name John Patrick says it all. For several years now he has been the first among many to provide his gay male audience with one handed reading material. And he has done it again with this latest compilation of hot, hot, hot stories, there isn't one that is not highly erotically charged and I would be very surprised if anyone could read these stories without getting aroused. Whether you're reading these stories alone or as a preamble to passionate love making, this book will provide you with the right settings and atmosphere. Go on, treat yourself... Aussie Pink Inns & Outs 2001 Gay and Lesbian Travellers Guide for Australia In The Pink GBP12.95 I'm really impressed with this set of Gay and Lesbian Travel Guides for Australia. Rather then trying to cram all the information on this fascinating continent into one fat volume the publishers have split this volume into 6 small booklets that'll fit snugly in any back pocket and don't scream tourist at anybody casually looking. It includes fabulously illustrated and detailed entries covering accommodation, restaurants, venues, community groups and also features extensive city and area maps. The guide also includes a special Aussie Pink discount card that will save the traveler hundreds of dollars with various offers in hundreds of shops, restaurants and hotels. With the fact that Australia and New Zealand have for many years been a Mecca of gay travel it's brilliant to see such a well produced guide available to all of you escaping the grim British winter and having a bit of an adventure down under. Highly recommended! Synthetic Bl Products Sparrow L Patterson AKASH 1C BOOKS GBP10.99 This book has potential, I thought when it came through the post and I read the description on the back. But you shouldn't judge a book by it's covers and when I got round to reading it I found it quite hard going. It lacks some humour, although it's full of compassion, it's nevertheless very American, if you know what I mean. Here is a brief synopsis of the story... Orleigh is a 19-year-old bisexual girl who sets out on a whirlwind journey of sexual escapades, drug-induced hallucinations, shoplifting sprees, and other criminal behaviour. Searching for identity and meaning, she runs wild through a landscape of lost teenagers - the mall rats, punks, Deadheads, freaks and grunge kids of the early 90s - first in Chicago then on to LA. Though she might feel lost herself at times, the undaunted, wisecracking Orleigh never shies away from any kind of extreme experience, or from expressing her opinions. Perhaps if I was a Lesbian woman I might have enjoyed this book more, but as a gay man I didn't find it had much to offer. The Fat Lady Sings Jacqueline Roy The Woman's Press GBP6.99 Quite the opposite to the previous review of a Lesbian novel I found this one very entertaining and never hard going. It's the story of Gloria and Merle, British women of Jamaican descent, who find themselves on a section and committed to a secure psychiatric unit. Forced to reassess their lives, they begin to see that the pain and loss that have brought them to this place might reveal more of the weakness of the system than any failure of their own human spirit. They begin to ask themselves pertinent questions such as could it be that they are punished for being exiles in their own country? Is there another future other than the endless chemical cosh, attempted escapes and sectioning? This book reminded me strongly of the brilliant movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and left me profoundly re-evaluating some deeply held beliefs. Definitely recommended. Liquid Lover John Moriarty Alyson GBP9.99 "Find me. I will wait. Capture my heart. I will capture yours. Take this moment to tell me one secret. Breathe this life into your soul. Angels come when we are ready. Find me." This is the mantra that runs like a threat through this moving memoir of this extraordinary man. From a childhood of fear and rejection, Moriarty fled into adulthood fuelled by ever-increasing doses of alcohol, cocaine, and prescription drugs. His friendships suffered, his relationships failed, yet solace and safety could always be found and reality postponed in another bottle of vodka. Until in a moment of epiphany he realized that still after all the years of self abuse there was life within him. Rarely have I had the pleasure to witness someone's life displayed in all its drama, yet without an ounce of self-pity. It's not just a cautionary tale, but gives strength to those of us with demons to battle. An inspiring book to finish this month's reviews by yours truly by Andy Martin Sixteen P P Hartnett The one theme that runs through this book is swimming (being a person who has been pumped out a few times after nearly drowning this was weird for me). The main story though that is set round this, is about a man who loves boys and sex and is maybe trying to regain his youth through this activity. It is about memories about what is and what may have been. It is also I feel tinged with that very English Victorian guilt thing about sex. One almost feels that there should be an apology at the beginning or that we should buy it from a strange blacked out shop in a plain brown wrapper. I have the uncorrected proof here and I hope they have left in most of the text as it is a very brave thing to write books about man/boy sex in the present climate in Britain. It is set up North, in places I know well, places like Nelson, Colne, Burnley and some places only known to us locals, ay up, it's all up th'ill. A well written and controversial tale and as mixed up and confusing as real life. The Mammoth Book of The Edge- An anthology of climbing adventures. Edited by Jon E Lewis Robinson GBP7.99 A whopping 497 pages and when it came through the door I thought "oh what a boring prospect reading about climbing adventures", How wrong I was. This book blew me out, it just grabs you from start to finish and because all the tales are true and the tellers of the adventures are the climbers themselves it can be like being there with them. One minute you are there willing them on as they grip on to a ledge and heave themselves up with all their remaining strength and the next minute weeping for them as they feel exhausted and battered and you are up again the next minute cheering them on again, and so it goes from start to finish. This book is not only about climbing it is also about the human spirit, an almost holy quest to take life to the limit to really live and to come back, sometimes scarred and sometimes not but always touched by the experience. There are always those that do not come back but they were there living life to the full pursuing their dream. The Oxford English Dictionary describes the word Hero as - a person noted or admired for courage, outstanding achievements etc, need I say more. This is one of the most mind blowing books that I have ever had the pleasure to read. The Celtic Empire - The first millennium of Celtic history 1000 BC - AD 51 Peter Beresford Ellis Robinson GBP7.99 I like history and especially ancient history, so I got the publishers to send me this book. You can rely on a person like Peter Berresford-Ellis to provide a fully balanced account of events without slipping into sentimental tosh, he has long been recognised as a leading Celtic scholar. This book provides a unique insight into the world of the Celts, and gives us an account of the first millennium of Celtic history and accords them their proper place in the history of ancient Europe. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SCOTSGAY VOICE FOR PERSONALS ============================ (We regret that this service is only available within the UK) To reply to ScotsGay Voice Ads, phone 09068 556613 (calls charged at 60p per minute) and use the number at the end of the ad. You can leave your own ad FREE on FREEphone 0800 138 4121. 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Ideal for walks and bird watching. Discreet private services/CP/massage. Landline: 01261 851154. [47a] Edinburgh The Alexander Guest House is a gay friendly guest house (owned and run) with a mixed clientele. Every detail has been thought of in our recently refurbished bedrooms to make your stay a more memorable one. They are equipped with refreshment trays, ironing facilities, hairdryers etc. We serve a full Scottish and continental breakfast menu. We are located 1 mile from the city on the south side with private parking. You can check out our web site at http://www.thealexanderguesthouse.co.uk/ Please call Glenn or Alex on 0131-258 4028 or E-mail: alexander@guest68. freeserve.co.uk A warm welcome awaits you. Mention ScotsGay and get 10% discount. [45a] Spencer's Guest House - Glasgow Superior exclusively gay accommodation in the heart of Glasgow's West End. Central to all amenities. 0141-581 6765. [43] Sutherland On A9 to Wick, B&B. Roadside, 60 miles from Inverness. Double or single. GBP13 per person. Tea and sandwiches included. Pone: Helmsdale (01431) 821570. [45a] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Helplines ========= BISEXUAL HELPLINE Tue, Wed 7.30-9.30pm, Sat 10.30am-12.30pm. Phone: 020-8569 7500 BORDERS GAY SWITCHBOARD Thu 7.30-10pm, Phone: Galashiels (01896) 756611 CROSSLYNX NATIONAL TV/TS HELPLINE Mon 7.30-9.30pm, Phone: 0141-332 3333 WWW: http://SGLS.tripod.com/transgen.htm DIVERSITAY LGBT SWITCHBOARD Mon 7-10pm, Phone: Dundee (01382) 202620 E-mail: diversitay@hotmail.com WWW: http://www.dundeelgb.freeserve.co.uk/ DUMFRIES AND GALLOWAY L&G PHONELINE Thu 7.30-9.30pm, Phone: Dumfries (01387) 261818 FIFE FRIEND Fri 7.30-10pm, Phone: Kirkcaldy (01592) 266688 E-mail: info@fifefriend.co.uk WWW: http://www.fifefriend.co.uk/ GRAMPIAN LESBIAN, GAY AND BISEXUAL SWITCHBOARD Wed, Fri 7.30-9.30pm. Phone: Aberdeen (01224) 212600 (Minicom available), E-mail: glgbs@glbgs.org.uk WWW: http://www.glgbs.org.uk/ LOTHIAN GAY AND LESBIAN SWITCHBOARD Nightly 7.30-10pm, Phone: 0131-556 4049 E-mail: mail@lgls.org WWW: http://www.lgls.org/ LOTHIAN LESBIAN LINE Mon, Thu 7.30-10pm, Phone: 0131-557 0751 MORAY LGB SWITCHBOARD: Men: Fri 7-10pm; Women: Thu 7-10pm, Phone: Elgin (01343) 541188 NIGHT OWL CRISIS LINE: Nightly Midnight-5am, Phone: 0141-332 2992 STRATHCLYDE GAY AND LESBIAN SWITCHBOARD Nightly 7-10pm, Phone: 0141-332 8372 E-mail: info@sgls.co.uk WWW: http://www.sgls.co.uk/ SWITCHBOARD LESBIAN LINE Wed 7.30-10pm, Phone: 0141-354 0400 WWW: http://www.sgls.co.uk/services1.htm LONDON LESBIAN AND GAY SWITCHBOARD 24 hours, Phone/Minicom: 020-7837 7324. FAX: 020-7837 7300. WWW: http://www.llgs.org.uk/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Listings ======== ScotsGay Listings are FREE! We TRY to provide Scotland's most up-to-date and accurate listings. If your group isn't listed- or if your entry needs updating -please write to ScotsGay with full details. We're not clairvoyant: If we don't know about it, it just won't go in! We'd also like to know about your forthcoming events and meetings. Although many of the listings are for specific towns, they often cover a much wider area. If in doubt, you can always phone one of the Switchboards for more information. Write to:- ScotsGay Listings, PO Box 666, Edinburgh EH7 5YW, Fax them to: 0131-539 2999 or E-mail them to listings@scotsgay.co.uk. Our most up to date listings can always be found on our web site at http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/current/list.html NATIONAL ORGANISATIONS OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND Scotland's oldest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights organisation. It was founded in 1969 as the Scottish Minorities Group, later became the Scottish Homosexual Rights Group and changed its name to OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND in December 1992. Currently focusing on work arround the Scottish Parliament, Scottish Executive and the Scottish Public Institutions such as the NHS, Police and Justice System. Tel: 0131-558 9216. Write: The Secretary, OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND, PO Box 23253, Edinburgh. EH1 3XD. E-mail: convenor@outright-scotland.org WWW: http://www.outright-scotland.org/ Why not support OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND's work? Membership is GBP15 waged, GBP9 low-waged (under GBP10,000 pa) and GBP5 unwaged. Life membership is GBP150. Affiliation from Trades Union and Political Party Branches also welcome: GBP100 (Local Branches), GBP150 (National Organisations). Please make out your cheque/Postal Order to OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND and send to The Secretary, OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND, PO Box 23253, Edinburgh. EH1 3XD. BEYOND BARRIERS A national lottery funded project challenging prejudice and homophobia whilst linking minority and majority groups within Scotland. Tel: 0141-574 0242 Fax: 0141-574 0224. Write: 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow. G1 4AL. E-mail: info@beyondbarriers.org.uk EQUALITY NETWORK Working for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality in Scotland. Write: c/o 58a Broughton Street, Edinburgh. EH1 1SA. Tel: 07020 933 952. Fax: 07020 933 954. E-mail: en@equality-network.org WWW: http://www.equality-network.org/ We hold weekly meetings, regular forums and an annual conference; contact us for more details. Join the campaign network! LESBIAN ARCHIVE AND INFORMATION CENTRE The UK's largest and most significant collection of materials relating to lesbian lives. LAIC (at Glasgow Women's Library) 109 Trongate, Glasgow. G1 5HD. Tel/Fax: 0141-552 8345. Open Tue-Fri 1-6pm and Sat 2-5pm. E-mail: gwl@womens-library.org.uk WWW: http://www.womens-library.org.uk/laic.htm PRIDE SCOTLAND Pride Scotland organises the annual lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Pride march and festival in Scotland. Tel: 0131-556 8822. Write: c/o 58a Broughton Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3SA. E-mail: info@pridescotland.org WWW: http://www.pridescotland.org/ All kinds of help are urgently required to make sure that the 2002 Pride Scotland happens in Glasgow on Sat 15th June 2002. STONEWALL SCOTLAND Scottish office of the London based campaigning group. Write: 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow, G1 4AL. Tel: 0141-204 0746. Fax: 0141-204 5110. E-mail: scotland@stonewall.org.uk WWW: http://www.stonewall.org.uk/ LOCAL ORGANISATIONS ABERDEEN: North East Scotland Gay Group caters for all ages and meets at 7.30pm on the 3rd Sunday of every month. Tel: Ron on Aberdeen (01224) 312547 (7-11pm). E-mail: northeastscotlandgaygroup@breathemail.net AYRSHIRE Ayrshire Social & Sexuality Support Group. Meets 3rd Wed of each month at 7pm in Irvine. Details of venue from David Bingham on 0141-332 3838 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm), Irvine (01294) 323473 or Strathclyde Switchboard. E-mail: davidb@phacewest.org CAITHNESS GAY, LESBIAN & BISEXUAL GROUP A friendly informal group which meets regularly. Tel: 0780 8814007 (Fri 7-9pm). Write: Box 689, Journal Office, 42 Union Street, Wick. KW1 5ED. E-mail: caithnessglc@aol.com WWW: http://members.tripod.co.uk/caithnessglc/index.htm DUNDEE Disco:very is the newsletter from Diversitay. Available from: Diversitay (LGBT Group), PO Box 53, Dundee, DD1 3YG. EDINBURGH Icebreakers is an alternative to the scene and takes place 8-9.15pm on the 2nd & 4th Wed of each month in CC Blooms. First-timers are invited to arrive at 7.30pm. Phone Lothian Switchboard for details. ELGIN Pride of Moray Firth LGB Social Group meets 2nd and 4th Sun of each month from 8pm in the Lounge Bar of the Royal Hotel (near the railway station). All welcome. Contact for full details of this and other social events in the area. Write: PoMFSG, PO Box 5866, Elgin. IV36 1WG. Tel: Moray LGB Switchboard. FALKIRK A new group formed to set up an LGBT centre in Falkirk/Grangemouth. Tel: Falkirk (01324) 634880 or 0775 1924381. Write: Gay Falkirk, c/o 52 Alexander Avenue, Falkirk. FK2 9DZ. E-mail: fredabrodie@gayfalkirk.co.uk WWW: http://www.gayfalkirk.co.uk FIFE Monthly disco and coffee evenings. Details from Fife Friend. GLASGOW The Centre Board manages Glasgow LGBT Centre Limited, which is registered as a Scottish charity and as a Scottish company. Centre Administrator is on duty (10am-1pm Mon-Fri). Membership criteria for Glasgow LGBT Centre Limited is available to all interested people agreeing to the code of conduct. See press for notice of the Annual General meeting of Members - childcare and BSL interpreter can be organised, but please give advance notice. Membership is closed in the last month. Write: Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow, G1 4AL. Tel/Fax: 0141-221 7203. E-mail: lgbt.glasgow@gglc.org.uk WWW: http://www.gglc.org.uk/ Icebreakers Group for lesbians, gays and bisexuals new to the scene. 12.30-3pm on 1st Sun of each month at LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street. Details from Strathclyde Switchboard. Out on Sunday is a social group for lesbians, gay men, bisexuals and transgender people. 7.30-9.30pm on last Sun of month in the LGBT Centre. Self determined programme, which is organised by the group. A warm welcome for new members. Tel: Stuart on 0141-221 7203 or E-mail: lgbtart@gglc.org.uk INVERNESS Highland Gay Men's Group meets on the 4th Wed of each month at 34 Waterloo Place. Tel: Ronald on Inverness (01463) 711585 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-4.30pm). E-mail: project@reachout.demon.co.uk LANARKSHIRE Lanarkshire Gay Group is an LGBT group which meets every Wed from 8pm at Beckford Business Centre, Beckford Street, Hamilton. Social, educational events, health issues and support in a friendly and non judgmental environment. Write: LGG, 10 Bartie Gardens, Ashgill, Larkhall. ML9 3FB. Tel: Larkhall (01698) 887532 (7-10pm). E-mail: lanarkshiregaymensgroup@yahoo.com WWW: http://www.geocities.com/lanarkshiregaymensgroup/ STIRLING Stirling Gay Men's Group meets monthly (generally 3rd Fri) in private houses. Also monthly informal pub meets. Write: PO Box 28, Stirling. FK9 5YW. WEST LOTHIAN Gay Men's Health West Lothian Project is a gay men's group which meets every Tue evening in Livingston. Tel: Bathgate (01506) 631010 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm). E-mail: colin@gmh.org.uk WOMEN'S LISTINGS SCOTTISH NETWORK FOR LESBIAN STRENGTH To further lesbian issues, follow a lesbian agenda and foster lesbian visibility. Further information from Highland Lesbian Group at PO Box 91, Inverness. IV2 7GJ. E-mail: High_Les@bigfoot.com ABERDEEN Granite Sisters. An Aberdeen based social group for lesbians and bi-sexual women over the age of 30. Various meeting venues. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 713336. E-mail: GraniteSisters@hotmail.com WWW: http://GraniteSisters.tripod.com/ DUNDEE We Bissums - a regular newletter for women in and around Dundee. Write: PO Box 6819, Dundee. DD1 2YG. E-mail: we_bissums@hotmail.com EDINBURGH AD Group: For lesbians 40+. Monthly meeting and frequent social events. For details, phone Edinburgh Lesbian Line Edinburgh Gay Women's Group: Weekly social group to chat, laugh, do crazy things or more relaxed ones. Hiking, cycling, painting, poetry, Shiatsu or Swedish massage, pottery, Ceroc dance, fancy dress parties, travel photos/stories whatever!! As well as go to the movies, pub, theatre, have themed discussions. Meets every Wed 8pm onwards at Nexus, 60 Broughton St. LIBRA: Help for women concerned about their drinking. Free 1-2-1 counselling. Tel: 0131-661 0111. Write: 4 Norton Park, Edinburgh. EH7 5RS. GLASGOW Glasgow Women's Library, 4th/5th Floors, 109 Trongate, G1 5HD. Tel: 0141-552 8345. Open Tue-Fri 1-6pm. Sat 2-5pm. Closed Mon. Lending and reference library - books, magazines, journals, videos, leaflets and information. UK and overseas feminist and lesbian publications. Contains the Lesbian Archive and Information Centre - a unique national collection of publications, journals and ephemera by and for lesbians. E-mail: gwl@womens-library.org.uk WWW: http://www.womens-library.org.uk/ L.I.C. - Lesbian Inclusion Co-ordination: Social group co-ordinating a range of activities and involvement for lesbians at the Glasgow Gay and Lesbian Centre. Meets at 7pm on last Tue of every month at 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow. Tel: 0141-221 7203, WWW: http://www.gglc.org.uk/ or E-mail: AliJarvis@unify.freeserve.co.uk OLGA - Older Women's Group: Meets monthly. Tel: Jenny on 0141-810 1468 or Alex on Dalmellington (01294) 558171. Sandyford Initiative, 2-6 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NB. Incorporates Centre for Women's Health (E-mail: rosie.ilett@glacomen.scot.nhs.uk), Family Planning (E-mail: Alison.Bigrigg@glacomen.scot.nhs.uk) and Genitourinary Medicine: (E-mail: glasgowgum@glacomen.scot.nhs.uk). Disabled access. Drop in: Mon-Thu 10am-8pm, Fri 10am-3.30pm. Sandyford Public Library: Mon-Fri 10am-4pm (closed for lunch 12.30-1.30pm), Sat 1-3.30pm. Women Only Library (a Reference Library within the Centre for Women's Health): Mon-Thu 10am-8pm, Fri 10am-3.30pm. Crêche: Mon-Fri 10am-4.15pm. Tel: 0141-211 6700. Fax: 0141-211 6702. Minicom: 0141-211 6703. E-mail: infor@sandyford.org WWW: http://www.sandyford.org/ Self Defence and Personal Safety: Personal safety and self defence courses for women are offered by Wise Women, 120 Sydney Street, Glasgow. G31 1JF. Tel: 0141-550 7557. INVERNESS Highland Lesbian Group is a friendly lesbian social group that gets together on the first Sat of each month at the Royal Highland Hotel (formerly the Station Hotel) in Inverness from Noon onwards. Also offers support and information. Write: PO Box 91, Inverness. IV2 7GJ. E-mail: High_Les@bigfoot.com LESBIAN INFORMATION SERVICE Write: PO Box 8, Todmorden, Lancashire. OL14 5TZ. Please enclose an sae. Tel/Fax: Todmorden (01706) 817235. LILLIDOTS Lesbian Feminist Walking Group. Contact via Dundee Switchboard, Lothian Lesbian Line, Grampian Switchboard or Strathclyde Switchboard. YOUNG LESBIANS See our Youth Groups listings. BISEXUALS BI GLASGOW Glasgow's own bisexual group, for information, support and socializing. Meets first Wed of month, from 7.30-9.30pm in the Ian Dunn Room at Glasgow LGBT Centre. Also organises training and activist activities in support of bisexual visibility and pride. Write: Bi Glasgow, c/o Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow, G1 4AL. Tel: Sarah on 07980 855801. E-mail: glasgow@bi.org WWW: http://biglasgow.bi.org ATHEISTS/HUMANISTS EDINBURGH FREETHINKERS An informal network of militant atheists (with one militant humanist agnostic atheist). Write: PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail god@antipope.org WWW: http://www.antipope.org/freethinkers/ GAY AND LESBIAN HUMANIST ASSOCIATION GALHA is a national membership group promoting the gay-friendly Humanist outlook and gay and lesbian rights as human rights. Write: 34 Spring Lane, Kenilworth, Warwickshire. CV8 2HB. Tel/Fax: Kenilworth (01926) 858450. E-mail: secretary@galha.org WWW: http://www.galha.org/ PINK TRIANGLE TRUST PTT is a gay charity which can arrange non-religious ceremonies of love and commitment for lesbian and gay couples at very reasonable rates in most parts of Scotland. Details from: National Co-ordinator, 16 Grange Lane, Lichfield, Staffs. WS13 7ED. Tel: Lichfield (01543) 268647. E-mail: ceremonies@pinktriangle.org.uk WWW: http://www.pinktriangle.org.uk BDSM MSC SCOTLAND A club for men interested in Leather, Rubber, Uniform. Meets at the Claremont Bar, Edinburgh, on the last Sat of each month from 9pm. Write: PO Box 28, Edinburgh. EH3 5JL. OI SCOTLAND! An Edinburgh based group for gay Skins living in, or from, Scotland. Dedicated to the promotion of Boot-worship, discipline, loyalty and camaraderie. Non-racist; Non-sectarian; Non-political. Write an appropriate letter for further details: PO Box 13487, Edinburgh. EH5 1QN. See also WWW: http://communities.msn.co.uk/ScotsSkins/ SM GAYS Write: SM Gays, BM SM Gays, London. WC1N 3XX. E-mail: info@smgays.org WWW: http://www.smgays.org/ BEARS BEARSCOTS For hairy, moustached and bearded men and their admirers. Edinburgh: Meets 1st Sat of each month from 2pm in the Townhouse Health Club and then from 8pm in the Claremont Bar. Write: PO Box 12785, Edinburgh, EH7 5YD. Tel: Dundee (01382) 640059. E-mail: bearscots@bearlovers.demon.co.uk Glasgow: Meets 4th Sat of each month (in conjunction with BCUK) from 9pm in the Revolver Bar. Phone 0141-883 9055. E-mail: glasgowbears@drink.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.bearscots.org.uk/ BEREAVEMENT LESBIAN & GAY BEREAVEMENT PROJECT Provides support and information to bereaved lesbians and gay men or anyone bereaved by the death of a lesbian or gay man. Tel: 020-7403 5969 (Mon-Fri 7-10.30pm). BIKERS GAY BIKERS MOTORCYCLE CLUB A UK-wide club for women and men. Active Scottish section. Write: PO Box 33, Long Eaton, Nottingham. NG10 2BF. E-mail: info@gaybikers.co.uk WWW: http://www.gaybikers.co.uk/ CHRISTIANS A COMMON BOND An international support group for all gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender people whose lives have been affected by the teachings of the Watchtower Organisation, commonly known as Jehovah's Witnesses. Open to all - whether active/inactive, disfellowshipped or disassociated Witnesses, or friends and family of such. E-mail: ACBUK@excite.com WWW: http://hello.to/ACBUK EVANGELICAL FELLOWSHIP Lesbian, gay or bisexual? From an Evangelical tradition? So are we. Tel: Ewan on Polmont (01324) 715542. Write: 123 Byron Road, Chelmsford, Essex. CM2 6HJ. HOLY TRINITY METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH An inclusive church of the lesbigay and trangendered community open to all irrespective of sexuality. Services: Every Sun at 6pm in the Quaker Meeting House, Victoria Terrace, Edinburgh. Relationship blessings conducted by arrangement. Tel: Rev Ian Bonner-Evans on 0131-347 8699. Write: PO Box 12433, Edinburgh. EH1 3FU. E-mail: mail@mccedinburgh.com WWW: http://www.mccedinburgh.com/ QUAKERS Quaker Lesbian and Gay Fellowship (formerly Friends' Homosexual Fellowship) is a welcoming and supportive national group for people of all sexual orientations and their friends. Write: 46 The Avenue, Starbeck, Harrogate. HG1 4QD. QUEST Organisation for lesbian and gay Catholics. Monthly meetings are held in different regional groups throughout Britain. Scottish meetings held in Glasgow. Tel: Quest Linkline (Freephone) 0808 808 0234 (Fri 7-10pm - answerphone all other times). Write: BM Box 2585, LONDON WC1N 3XX. (For Quest Glasgow write to: Quest Glasgow, PO Box 280, Glasgow G11 7JP.) E-mail: quest@dircon.co.uk CREATIVE ARTS DIVERSE ARTISTS @ THE GLC An opportunity for Artists from all Art Disciplines, to meet discuss their Art and develop projects and workshop opportunities. Membership is open to all diverse Artists. Tel: Stuart on 0141-221 7203. E-mail: lgbtart@gglc.org.uk WWW: http://www.gglc.org.uk/index2.html JIM LAVERY ART GALLERY An opportunity for visual artists to see their work on display in an LGBT Art Gallery available on a booking basis in our calendar of Art Exhibitions. Tel: Stuart on 0141-221 7203 for booking details. E-mail: lgbtart@gglc.org.uk PERFORMANCE GROUP AT THE GLASGOW LGBT CENTRE Why not come out and try your Theatre and Performance skills at a new group meeting in the GLC. If you are interested in Theatre Skills, workshops, whether as a musician, actor, singer, dancer, or in stagecraft, writing, or whatever. Tel: 0141-221 7203 for details. E-mail: lgbtart@gglc.org.uk SPEAKEASY A celebration of the spoken word and music. Every third Wed in the month from 7.30pm in LGBT Centre Cafe/Bar, Glasgow. Poets, Writers, Comedians, Soap Box Stars, Folk Singers, Guitarists, Opera Singers, Pop Singers, Authors, Actors, Drama Queens, Cello-ists. Tel: Stu on 0141-221 7203 to book your mike slot, or come along on the night and take pot luck. Contributors and audience welcome. E-mail: lgbtart@gglc.org.uk WWW: http://www.gglc.org.uk/anthology_2001.html CULTURAL CELEBRATE Celebrate is a community organisation that puts on residential community events for people who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual. Our events are a chance for people to get away from it all for a while, meet other people and explore community, creativity, diversity. In 2002 we are planning a series of weekend and week long events. Write: BM CELEBRATE!, London. EC1N 3XX. Tel: 08703 211921. E-mail: celebrate.central@ntlworld.com WWW: http://www.celebrate.cwc.net/ CELTIC MUSIC GAY GROUP Mixed LGB group. Scottish/Irish music/culture fans (Wolfstone, Runrig, Wolfe Tones, Athenry, Aire Og, Christy Moore, etc). Watch and swap videos/cassettes. Write: BM Box 7970, LONDON. WC1N 3XX. CLANN AN UABHAIR (A FAMILY OF PRIDE) New York City's own Gay & Lesbian Scottish Association. Membership open to anyone. Dances, ceilidhs, cultural events throughout the year. A particular warm welcome to anyone visiting our town from Scotland! Write: Clann An Uabhair, GLSA, PO Box 630, Murray Hill Station, New York, NY 10016, USA. Tel: 00 1 (212) 726-1418. E-mail: chief.gayscots@scotia-dance.org WWW: http://www.gayscots.org/ GAY ABBA FAN CLUB For anyone wanting to meet with other guys with a Scandinavian fixation, watch/swap videos, memorabilia or just jam with other Svenskas. Must be devout fans! Write: William Wilson, 2 New Kirk Road, Bearsden, Glasgow. G61 3SL. Tel: 0141-943 1428. GLASGAY! Lesbian and Gay multi-arts festival. 2002 Dates: 25th Oct-3rd Nov. For more information or to be added to mailing list write: Room 320A, 74 Victoria Crescent Road, Glasgow. G12 9JL. Tel: 0141-334 7126. E-mail: info@glasgay.org.uk WWW: http://www.glasgay.co.uk/ INTERNATIONAL KILT APPRECIATION SOCIETY (IKAS) Contact and social group for guys interested in viewing/wearing kilts. Regular newsletter. Write: Mervyn Tacy, `Ziveli', 20 Ordsall Park Road, RETFORD, Notts, DN22 7PA. Please enclose sae. KILTS A newly established group to promote, encourage, enjoy and esteem the wearing of the Kilt. Regular meetings and outings. Write: Brian Barras, 23a Milne Park Road, Bannockburn, Stirling. FK7 8NZ. Phone Stirling (01786) 480201. E-mail: brian.barras@btinternet.com CYBERSPACE LAMBDA BOARD - EDINBURGH The UK's oldest lesbigay 24 hour computer based bulletin board system. Private mailboxing, areas for Women, Gay Men, Bisexuals, Leather Enthusiasts, TV/TSs, etc. 0131-556 6316. Scrolling (8N1) and Viewdata (Prestel) formats at speeds up to V22bis (2400/2400). SCOTSGAY All of the words from the magazine can be found on our website as well as interactive Meet Market and our Listings which are updated nearly every day. WWW: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ HEALTH AND ABILITIES ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY GAYLINE For LGBT people with dementia or LGBT carers. Tel: Sally on 020-8675 0660, Roger on Thanet (01843) 220932, Bruce on Oxford (01865) 847471, or Arthur on Brighton (01273) 628047. General helpline - Tel: 0845 3000336 (8.30am-6.30pm Mon-Fri). E-mail: info@alzheimers.org.uk GLASGOW GAY ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Meets every Fri 8-9.45pm in the LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow. GAY CARERS (EDINBURGH) Do you look after a partner, friend or relative who needs physical or emotional support? They may have a physical illness or disability, a mental health or substance abuse problem, a learning disability, an acquired head injury or dementia. Caring for someone can be isolating and emotionally and physically exhausting. Tel: Celia on 0131-553 8452 if you would like to get together with other LGBT carers for support and information. E-mail: celia.mckenna@edinburgh.gov.uk LADDIES & LASSIES CLUB Scottish Deaf Gay & Lesbian Club. Normally meets in LGBT Centre from 7pm-Midnight on last Fri of each month. Write: PO Box 7005, Glasgow. G71 5UZ. E-mail: LLSDGALC@hotmail.com LESBIAN BREAST CANCER SUPPORT GROUP (EDINBURGH) A support group for lesbians living with breast cancer and their partners/friends. (Meeting together or separately). Tel: Celia on 0131-553 8452 for more information. E-mail: celia.mckenna@edinburgh.gov.uk PINK PSYCHE For LGBT people suffering (or recovering) from mental health problems. Tel: Robbie on 07904 288522. XXY GAYS Part of the Klinefelter Organisation for men aged 18+ with Klinefelter Syndrome (47,XXY). Men with the syndrome usually have an extra X sex chromosome. Write: Steve Hammett, KO, PO Box 60, Orpington, Kent. BR6 8ZQ. E-mail: gays@klinefelter.org.uk WWW: http://www.klinefelter.org.uk/ HIV/AIDS BODY POSITIVE (FIFE) 13 Wemyssfield, Kirkcaldy. KY1 1XN. Providing support for those HIV+ and with AIDS in the Kingdom. Tel: Kirkcaldy (01592) 597756. Fax: Kirkcaldy (01592) 561057. E-mail: bodypositivefife@care4free.net BODY POSITIVE (GRAMPIAN) A self help group offering support and assistance for individuals with HIV/AIDS in the Grampian area. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 404408 (Telephone Answering Machine). Write: PO Box 83, Aberdeen. AB9 1AA. BODY POSITIVE (STRATHCLYDE) 3 Park Quadrant, Glasgow. G3 6BS. Providing support for those living with HIV and AIDS in the West of Scotland. Drop In: Mon-Fri 11am-5pm. Support Group: Tue 6-8pm. Administration: Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Tel: 0141-332 5010. Fax: 0141-332 4285. E-mail: bpstrathclyde@enterprise.net WWW: http://homepages.enterprise.net/bpstrathclyde/ BODY POSITIVE (TAYSIDE) 11-15 Princes Street, Dundee. DD4 6BY. Self help and support for those who are HIV positive and affected by HIV. Tel: Dundee (01382) 461555. Fax: Dundee (01382) 461424. Mon (Women's Group) 11am-2pm, Tue-Thu (Drop In) Noon-3.30pm, Fri (Activity) 11am-2pm. E-mail: admin@bptayside.sol.co.uk BROWNLEE CENTRE (GLASGOW) Gartnavel General Hospital, 1053 Great Western Road, Glasgow. G12 0YN. Confidential information, advice, counselling and testing for HIV and hepatitis. Tel: 0141-211 1089. Mon-Thu 9am-5pm, Tue 5-7.30pm, Thu 5-7.30pm, Fri 9am-4.30pm. FIFE MEN 5 South Fergus Place, Kirkcaldy. KY1 1YA. (Behind Sheriff Court). Information, advice and support on gay and health issues, free condoms, and much more! Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Tel: Kirkcaldy (01592) 265666. Fax: Kirkcaldy (01592) 643866. E-mail: inbox@fife-men.org WWW: http://www.fife-men.org/ GAY MEN'S HEALTH 10a Union Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LU. A community led Lothian wide project for gay and bisexual men. Wide ranging volunteering opportunities which provide services including support and counselling, scene work, peer education and training, provision of condoms, lube and Safer Sex information. Tel: 0131-558 9444. Fax: 0131-558 9060. E-mail: info@gmh.org.uk WWW: http://www.gmh.org.uk/ GLASGOW BROWNLEE AIDS WELFARE FUND Raises funds for people with HIV/AIDS in the Greater Glasgow area. Write: PO Box 3954, Glasgow. G31 2YF. GRAMPIAN BUDDY GROUP Befriending and support service for people living with HIV/AIDS. Write: PO Box 353, Aberdeen. AB9 8DD. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 404407. WWW: http://www.grampianbuddygroup.org/ GRAMPIAN GAY MEN'S HEALTH PROJECT 21-23 Justice Mill Lane, Aberdeen. AB11 6EQ. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 587166. Fax: Aberdeen (01224) 587167. E-mail: mjt.phacewest@tinyworld.co.uk HEALTHY GAY SCOTLAND Free condoms and lube available by post (Scotland only) through their website. WWW: http://www.hgscotland.org.uk/ HIV-AIDS CARERS AND FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Suite 226, Baltic Chambers, 50 Wellington Street, Glasgow. G2 6HJ. Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Tel: 0141-221 8100. Fax: 0141-221 8529. E-mail: carers@hiv-aids-carers.org.uk WWW: http://www.hiv-aids-carers.org.uk/ LANARKSHIRE HIV, AIDS AND HEPATITIS CENTRE Counselling Service, Monklands Hospital, Monks Court Avenue, Airdrie. ML6 0JS. One stop shop for HIV and Hepatitis health services. Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Tel: Airdrie (01236) 747960 or 712247. Fax: Airdrie (01236) 712449. MILESTONE HOUSE 113 Oxgangs Road North, Edinburgh. EH14 1EB. Residential care (primarily respite and paliative care) for people with HIV/AIDS. Tel/Fax: 0131-441 6989. NATIONAL AIDS HELPLINE Freephone 0800 567123. 24 hour service for confidential advice and information. Minicom: 0800 521361 (24 hours). Other languages: 0800 9172227 6-10pm Mon Bengali, Tue Urdu, Wed Arabic, Thu Gujerati, Fri Hindi, Sat Punjabi, Sun Cantonese. Welsh 11am-11pm on 0800 567123. (All calls to 0800 numbers are free except from some mobile networks). E-mail: info@healthwise.org.uk PHACE WEST 49 Bath Street, Glasgow. G2 2DL. HIV prevention and support support services in Lanarkshire, Ayrshire and Arran, Argyll and Clyde and Greater Glasgow including Buddying, NIGHTOWL Crisis Line and the Crusaid Hardship Fund in Scotland. Also provides a range of health promotion services for Gay and Bisexual men throughout the West of Scotland and Grampian. Please contact for further details. Volunteers welcome! Tel: 0141-332 3838. Fax: 0141-332 3755. E-mail: contact@phacewest.org PHAN Pagan HIV & AIDS Network offers peer support and a forum, through correspondence, for Pagans living with or affected by HIV/AIDS to discuss issues and topics with other Pagans. Write: PHAN, c/o 22 Rosebank House, 217 Belle Vue Road, Leeds. LS3 1HG. Tel: 07831 464319. E-mail: dragondale@amserve.net POSITIVE ACCOMMODATION TEAM 1st Floor, Granite House, 31 Stockwell Street, Glasgow. G1 4RZ. Social work service for people with HIV/AIDS providing supported living arrangements, intensive community based support. General advice and information on community care and housing needs also provided. Mon-Thu 8.45am-4.45pm. Fri 8.45am-3.55pm. Tel: 0141-552 4488. Fax: 0141-552 2760. POSITIVE HELP 13a Great King Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6QW. Practical help for people who are infected or affected by HIV and AIDS in Edinburgh, their families and carers. Tel: 0131-558 1122. Fax: 0131-558 3636. E-mail: posihelp@globalnet.co.uk POSITIVE VOICE 37-39 Montrose Terrace, Edinburgh. EH7 5DJ. Community self-help organisation for people living with or affected by HIV/AIDS. Tel: 0131-652 0754. Fax: 0131-661 9100. Peer support: Mon, Tue, Thu, 10.30am-2.30pm. Not closed at other times though. Anyone affected or infected by the virus can come along if they have an appointment with a volunteer. People can phone for an appointment or make one while they are in for peer support. E-mail: manager@positive-voice.org.uk (for the manager) and vdp@positive-voice.org.uk (for the volunteer coordinator). RAINBOW FUND Raising funds for the future care of HIV/AIDS patients in Glasgow. Write: PO Box 9525, Johnstone. PA5 OYB. REACH OUT HIGHLAND 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. IV1 1NB. Supports people throughout the Highlands - whether living there or visiting - to take responsibility for, manage, and make informed choices about their sexual health and well-being. Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 (Mon-Wed, Fri 9.30am-4.30pm, Thu 9.30am-7pm). Fax: Inverness (01463) 711793. E-mail: support@reachout.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.reachout.demon.co.uk/ ROAM OUTREACH PROJECT Spittal Street Centre, 22-24 Spittal Street, Edinburgh. EH3 9DU. Outreach sexual health service for male sex workers and men using cruising areas including the Internet. Tel: 0131-537 8300 and ask for Mark, David or Paul. E-mail: roamoutreach@hotmail.com SOLAS HIV/AIDS INFORMATION CENTRE 2/4 Abbeymount, Edinburgh. EH8 8EJ. Information, support, advice, counselling and a cafe. Opening times: Tue & Thu 11am-8pm, Wed & Fri 11am-4pm. Tel: 0131-661 0982. E-mail: solas@waverleycare.org WWW: http://www.waverleycare.org/ STEVE RETSON PROJECT Sandyford Initiative (old Eye Infirmary), 2-6 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NP. Weekly sexual health service for gay men. Tue 5.30-9pm. Tel: 0141-211 8601. (Also at LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street Thu 5.30-8.30pm.) WWW: http://www.steveretsonproject.org.uk/ TAYSIDE GAY MEN'S HEALTH PROJECT Promoting Gay Men's Health in Tayside. Deals with HIV/AIDS as well as other aspects of health promotion. Runs local men's groups in co-operation with Diversitay. Tel: Richard McIntosh (Co-ordinator) on Dundee (01382) 220718. E-mail: richard.mcintosh@thb.scot.nhs.uk WAVERLEY CARE TRUST BUDDY SERVICE Buddy Service offers 1:1 emotional support to individuals living with HIV & AIDS in Edinburgh and the Lothians. Write: Buddy Service Co-ordinator, Solas, 2/4 Abbeymount, Edinburgh. EH8 8EJ. Tel: 0131-478 7927. Fax: 0131-652 1780. E-mail: buddy@waverleycare.org WORLD AIDS DAY ORGANISING COMMITTEE (LOTHIAN) Write: c/o SOLAS, 2-4 Abbeymount, Edinburgh. EH8 8EJ. Tel: 0131-661 0982. Fax: 0131-652 1780. E-mail: info@worldaidsdaylothian.org WWW: http://www.worldaidsdaylothian.org/ OLDER GAYS CAFFMOS Nationwide Contacts Club (postal) for the older gay gentleman and his admirers, both young and old. Write: PO Box 2273, Hove. BN3 2GF. Tel: Hove (01273) 220995. E-mail: Caffmos2@aol.com WWW: http://www.Caffmos.co.uk/ PH‘NIX National group for the over forties and friends of any age. Write: PO Box 103, Wallington, Surrey. SM6 9SJ. Please enclose sae. ORDER OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE The Sisters and Brothers of the OPI are part of a world wide order of queer men and women of all sexualities which is open to all who feel the habit. Its tenets are: The expurgation of stigmatic guilt and the promulgation of universal joy. OPI CONVENT OF DUNN EIDEANN The Edinburgh convent. Write: Sister Athletica de la Bain OPI, c/o PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: sister.athletica@dunneideann.thesisters.org.uk OPI CONVENT OF MORAVIA A more Northern manifestation of the Sisterate. Write: Sister Bobby OPI, Convent of Moravia, 2-4 Lamb Street, Bishopmill, Elgin. IV30 2DG. Tel: Elgin (01343) 542928. E-mail: sister.bobby@moravia.thesisters.org.uk OUTDOOR PURSUITS GAY BIRDERS CLUB Enabling contact between gay and lesbian birdwatchers world-wide. Active in Scotland. Write: 28 Graham Road, Salford. M6 8PS. E-mail: contact@gbc-online.org WWW: http://www.gbc-online.org/ GAY CARAVAN & CAMPING CLUB For men and women. Regular meets throughout the UK. Tel: Robert on Preston (01772) 461104. E-mail: info@gaycaravanclub.com GAY OUTDOOR CLUB Holds regular events including walking, skiing, cycling, mountaineering, camping, youth-hostelling, badminton and swimming. Monthly social evening in Edinburgh on 2nd Thu of month. Please send an A5 sae to PO Box 637, Skellingthorpe, Lincoln, LN6 5XD, or ring one of the Scottish contacts: EDINBURGH: Walks & Social: Grant on 0131-556 8705 (E-mail: g.obrien@btclick.com), Swimming: Colin on 0131-226 4476, Cycling: Ian on 0131-539 0715. GLASGOW: Walks: Robert on 0141-950 1081 (E-mail: r-watt@dircon.co.uk), Cycling and Swimming: Douglas on 0870 3215894 (E-mail: drb61@pobox.com), Climbing: Jonathan on 0141-334 0812 (E-mail: jonno12@bigfoot.com). DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY: Walks & Cycling: Ian on Waterbeck (01461) 600624. HIGHLANDS: Walks & Weekend Trips: Alan on Dores (01463) 751258 & Les on Inverness (01463) 238920. MOUNTAINEERING: Roger on York (01904) 659544 (E-mail: r.sutton@ukonline.co.uk). E-mail: goc@bi.org. WWW: http://goc.bi.org/ GLASGOW GAY RAMBLERS GROUP Leisurely walks on the 2nd Sat and last Sun of each month (except Dec). Sensible footwear/clothing and packed lunch required. Tel: Robert on 0141-950 1081. E-mail: r-watt@dircon.co.uk. PARENTS EDINBURGH LESBIAN MOTHERS GROUP (ELMG) Normally meets on second Sat afternoon of each month at St Columba's by the Castle, High Street. Phone in advance to check venue and/or book crêche. See listing for Lesbian Mothers Network (Scotland) for contact details. GAY DADS SCOTLAND Meets on last Thu of each month at 8pm in Edinburgh LGB Centre, 58a Broughton Street. Glasgow meetings also being held usually on second or last Wed of each month. Meetings planned in Dundee and Borders. Also meets socially on first Fri of month in different cities. Contact for details. Tel: 07947 835246. E-mail: info@gaydadsscotland.org.uk WWW: http://www.gaydadsscotland.org.uk LESBIAN MOTHERS NETWORK (SCOTLAND) Tel: Sue Robertson on 0131-556 3899/4563. Fax: 0131-557 9650. Write: One Parent Families Scotland, 13 Gayfield Square, Edinburgh. EH1 3NX. E-mail: suerobertson@opfs.org.uk WWW: http://www.lesbian-mothers-scotland.org.uk/ & http://www.opfs.org.uk/ MORAY PARENTLINE Information and advice for parents, relatives and friends of lesbians, gays and bisexuals in the North of Scotland. Tel: Elgin (01343) 541188 2nd Mon of each month from 7-9pm. Write: Moray Parentline, PO Box 5763, Elgin. IV30 4ZE. E-mail: moraylgb@aol.com WWW: http://www.moraylgbswitchboard.com/ PARENTS' ENQUIRY SCOTLAND Support for parents of LGBT children. Write: c/o SYP, John Cotton Centre, 10 Sunnyside, Edinburgh. EH7 5RA. Tel: 0131-556 6047 before 10pm. E-mail: parentsenquiry@hotmail.com POLITICAL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL GAY, LESBIAN, BISEXUAL AND TRANSGENDER NETWORK Campaigns for LGBT prisoners of conscience overseas and works within Amnesty International UK to promote LGBT issues. Write: AIGLBT Network, Amnesty International, 6 North Castle Street, Edinburgh. EH2 3AT. Tel: Dave on 0141-575 2277. E-mail: dgilmour@innocent.com DELGA-SCOTLAND Liberal Democrats for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Equality. Write: DELGA-Scotland, 4 Clifton Terrace, Edinburgh, EH12 5DR. E-mail: delga.scotland@delga .libdems.org WWW: http://www.scotlibdems.org.uk/ao/delgscot/delgscot.htm INTERCOURSE Group focused on discussion of issues surrounding sex and sexuality. Mix of ages, genders, sexualities, ethnicities etc. Write: Intercourse, 60 The Pleasance, Edinburgh. EH8 9TJ. E-mail: info@intercourse.org.uk WWW: http://www.intercourse.org.uk/ LESBIANS & GAY MEN SUPPORTING IRISH POLITICAL PRISONERS/IRISH SOLIDARITY CAMPAIGNS IN SCOTLAND/LONDON Monthly pickets, socials, functions, commemorations, etc. Write: Paul, BM Box 7970, London. WC1N 3XX. LIBERAL PARTY LESBIAN AND GAY CAMPAIGN Tel: 0151-259 5935 (Telephone Answering Machine). Write: 41 Sutton Street, Liverpool. L13 7EG. E-mail: libgay@libparty.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.liberal.org.uk/ OUT FOR INDEPENDENCE The SNP's LGBT Group, has been established to bring together lesbians, bisexuals, gay men and transgender people who support Independence, and to act as a forum within the SNP to discuss LGBT issues. Write: Out for Independence, 107 McDonald Road, Edinburgh. EH7 4NW. SCOTTISH LABOUR CAMPAIGN FOR LESBIAN AND GAY RIGHTS Works within the Labour and Trades Union movement to secure equality for lesbians and gay men. Meets quarterly. Write: c/o LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow. G1 4AL. TORCHE Tory Campaign for Homosexual Equality. Write: BM TORCHE, London WC1N 3XX. E-mail: torche-info@tory.co.uk WWW: http://www.torche.gb.org/ PRISONERS FREE MAGAZINES FOR PRISONERS Copies of ScotsGay are sent free of charge to prisoners in UK prisons and institutions. Please contact us if you wish to be added to the mailing list. PRISONERS' LGBT GROUP For lesbian, gay, bisexual, TV, TS or just curious people who are in prison (or any institution) in need of advice, help or a friendly ear. Run by gay guy in HMP Shotts. Write: Joseph N Campbell, (LGBL Angel Fire), 142/29 Delta, HMP Shotts, Lanarkshire. ML7 4LE. RAPE/SEXUAL ABUSE MEN AGAINST SEXUAL ABUSE 1-2-1 counselling and psychotherapy by arrangement. Tel: 0141-550 2048. Tue 7-9pm. RAPE AND ABUSE LINE For male and female survivors. Women answer the Tel: Freephone 0808 8000123 (or Dingwall (01349) 865316) 7-10pm nightly. Men answer the Tel: Freephone 0808 8000122 (or Dingwall (01349) 862686) Mon and Wed 7-10pm. Callers are welcome to phone either line. Write: PO Box 10, Dingwall. IV15 9HE. REAL ALE DIVERSE DRINKERS Edinburgh group for LGBT real ale and cider fans. Meets in The Holyrood Tavern 1st Mon of each month from 8pm to sample the brewers' art. Tel: Karen on 0131-557 8790. E-mail: diversedrinkers@drink.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.antipope.org/feorag/drinkers/ UK LGBT real ale pub listings can be found at WWW: http://www.goldings.demon.co.uk/queerale/ SPORTS ABERDEEN GAY MEN'S SWIMMING GROUP Swim every Wed from 8pm onwards. Tel: David on Aberdeen (01224) 317552. E-mail: agmsg@drink.demon.co.uk EDINBURGH GAY BOWLING CLUB American 10 pin bowling. Meets 1st and 3rd Thu of each month from 8pm at the Fountain Park Bowling Centre Mega Bowl (Lanes 13 & 14). Tel: Merlin on 07876 121565 or 0131-476 3318. E-mail: merlin_cgn@hotmail.com EDINBURGH GAY MEN'S SWIMMING GROUP Meets informally Mon at 8pm in the Commonwealth Pool. Tel: Colin on 0131-226 4476. GAY GOLF CLUB Tel: Frank on 0141-576 2373. GLASGOW BADMINTON CLUB Glasgow based gay badminton club meets twice weekly for competitive games. International tournaments and matches against clubs in London and Europe are held annually. Tel: Raymond on 0141-778 9220. E-mail: TeamScotland@hotmail.com Sorry - no beginners. GLASGOW SWIMMING GROUP Meets informally during adults-only session 7.30-9pm Thu at North Woodside Pool, Braid Square. Tel: Douglas on 0141-649 5896. E-mail: drb61@pobox.com WWW: http://www.bigfoot.com/~drb61 GAY FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS NETWORK Write: GFSN Membership Secretary, c/o Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, London. N1 9SE. Tel: Clive on 0141-779 2321 or Barry on Stony Stratford (01908) 564085. E-mail: blyons@btinternet.com GOC CYCLING GROUP Regular Sat, Sun and evening runs. Tel: Douglas on 0141-649 5896 or E-mail: drb61@pobox.com STUDENTS Many Universities and Colleges have Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered Societies. Contact these via your Student Union or Student Association. ScotsGay also links to a number of LGBT Soc websites from our own web page at http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ Many LGBT Socs are open to non-students living in the area. Tel: NUS Scotland LGBT Officer on 0131-556 6598. Fax: 0131-557 5679. Write: Andrew Browne, LGBT Officer, NUS Scotland, 29 Forth Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LE. E-mail: nus-scot@dircon.co.uk TV/TS ABERDEEN 3G (Grampian Gender Group). Meets 3rd Sat of each month Noon-5pm. Tel: Gillian on 07050 562175. Mon & Wed 7-9pm. E-mail: grampian3g@btopenworld.com WWW: http://members.tripod.co.uk/ TriGs/ EDINBURGH Scottish TV/TS Group meets last Sat of each month (except Dec) 1-5pm in Phoenix Cellar Bar, 46 Broughton Street. Tel: Irene on 0775 9830541. E-mail: IanD56@excite.com TransAlba is a new group aiming to support both pre and post-op transexuals, their families and friends. Tel: Andrea on 0781 846 7512 (Wed 7-9pm). E-mail: andreacath22@hotmail.com GLASGOW Crosslynx TV/TS Group meets second Wed of each month (except December) from 7-10pm. Tel: Crosslynx Helpline on 0141-332 3333 (Mon 7.30-9.30pm). Write: c/o SLGS, PO Box 38, Glasgow. G2 2QF. WWW: http://SGLS.tripod.com/transgen.htm HIGHLAND T-GROUP Transgender support group meets first Fri of each month from 7pm at Reach Out Highland, 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. IV1 1NB. Contact Vikki Melrose (Group Co-ordinator) by E-mail: vmelrose@hotmail.com Or contact Aileen Steen at Reach Out Highland (Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 or E-mail: T-group@reachout.demon.co.uk). WEST LOTHIAN Transgender Support Group meets in Livingston on 2nd and last Sat of each month from 5pm (phone for details). Drop In Centre at Crofthead Community Centre, Templar Rise, Dedridge, Livingston every Fri 6.30-9pm. Tel: John on 07808 564626 (Mon-Thu 6-9pm) or 07979 685796. E-mail: kira@westlothiantsg.co.uk or irenetsg@aol.com WWW: http://www.westlothiantsg.co.uk/ WORKPLACE AFLAGA The Armed Forces Lesbian & Gay Association (formerly Rank Outsiders). Support group for all serving and LGBT ex members. Write: BCM Box 8431, London. WC1N 3XX. National Helpline: 0870 740 7755 (Wed 7-11pm, Sun Noon-7pm). E-mail: info@aflaga.org.uk WWW: http://www.aflaga.org.uk CAS Support group for all LGBT people involved in Scottish Citizens Advice Bureaux. Tel: Gary on Eyemouth (018907) 52074. E-mail: cas@drink.demon.co.uk EIS GAY AND LESBIAN NETWORK Write: Veronica Rankin (Education & Equality Officer), 46 Moray Place, Edinburgh. EH3 6BH. Tel: Veronica Rankin on 0131-225 6244. E-mail: vrankin@eis.org.uk FIRE BRIGADES UNION GAY AND LESBIAN SUPPORT GROUP Write: National Gay And Lesbian Committee, PO Box 10555, LONDON. N1 8XT. Tel: 0800 783 4778. E-mail: gal01@fbu-ho.org.uk GLASGOW CITY COUNCIL G&L EMPLOYEES FORUM Tel: Charles Thompson on 0141-287 3744. E-mail: charles.thompson@ land.glasgow.gov.uk GMB SCOTLAND EQUAL RIGHTS GROUP Write: Regional Equal Rights Officer, GMB Scotland, Fountain House, 1/3 Woodside Crescent, Glasgow. G3 7UJ. Tel: 0141-332 8641. UNISON GLASGOW CITY LESBIAN & GAY GROUP Meets monthly on Payday Tuesday in the LGBT Centre at 6pm. Tel: Neil MacInnes on 0778 7506287. E-mail: neil.macinnes@unison-glasgow.demon.co.uk UNISON SCOTLAND L&G COMMITTEE Write: Neil MacInnes, Secretary, UNISON House, 14 West Campbell Street, Glasgow. G2 6RX. Tel: 0141-332 0006 or 0778 7506287. E-mail: neil.macinnes@unison-glasgow.demon.co.uk UNISON WEST NETWORK For Unison members in the West of Scotland. Meet quarterly. Tel: Neil MacInnes on 0778 7506287. E-mail: neil.macinnes@unison-glasgow.demon.co.uk YOUTH GROUPS Bi-G-LES Youth Strathclyde's Lesbian Gay and Bisexual Youth Group: Friendship and support for under 26s. Meets Tue 7.30pm at the Glasgow GLBT Centre. Details from Strathclyde Switchboard or PHACE West (0141-332 3838). Write: c/o LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow. G1 4AL. E-mail: info@bi-g-les.freeserve.co.uk WWW: http://www.bi-g-les.freeserve.co.uk/ DUNBARTONSHIRE SEXUALITY AND SUPPORT GROUP A local group that helps young gay men come to terms with their sexuality. Open to men aged 26 and under. Meets 4th Tue of each month. Tel: Julian Heng on 0141-332 3838 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm) or Strathclyde Switchboard for details of venue. E-mail: julianh@phacewest.org HIGHLAND GAY, LESBIAN AND BISEXUAL YOUTH GROUP Meets 7.30pm 1st Wed of each month at 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-4.30pm) and ask for Ronald. Social meeting 3rd Friday of each month, same time and place. E-mail: project@reachout.demon.co.uk LESBIAN YOUTH SUPPORT INFORMATION SERVICE Write: PO Box 18, Ashton-under-Lyne, Cheshire. SK15 2FE. Enclose sae. LIPS - LESBIANS IN PEER SUPPORT Project supporting young lesbians and bisexual women aged 25 and under. Offers a safe space for young lesbian and bisexual women to meet, providing information, support and activities. Meets every 1st and 3rd Sat, 2-4pm and every 2nd and 4th Thu, 7-9pm at Glasgow Women's Library, 109 Trongate, Glasgow. Tel: Shona or Sue on 0141-552 8345/7539. E-mail: gwl@womens-library.org.uk STONEWALL YOUTH PROJECT Provides services for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered young people living in Edinburgh, Lothians and Borders. Project Phoneline: 0845 113 0005 (Tue 7.30-9pm) is staffed by trained staff members ready to give information or just chat. Stonewall Youth Group is for young people aged 13-18. Meets every Fri eve in Central Edinburgh. Stonewall Friends is for young people aged 18-25 and meets every Wed eve in Edinburgh with regular social events at other times. Stonewall Girlz carries out events and projects for lesbian, bisexual and transgendered women aged 13-25. Office Tel/Fax: 0131-622 2266 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-5pm). Write: SYP, John Cotton Centre, 10 Sunnyside, Edinburgh. EH7 5RA. E-mail: info@ lgbtyouth.org.uk WWW: http://www. lgbtyouth.org.uk/ THIS WAY OUT Group for lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders or those who are unsure. For people aged 25 or under. Informal meetings/gatherings held from 6.30pm on Sun eve every fortnight. Phone Diversitay LGBT Switchboard on Dundee (01382) 202620 Mon 7-10pm. Write: Diversitay LGBT Group, PO Box 53, Dundee, DD1 3YG. WWW: http:// www.dundeelgb.freeserve.co.uk/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Venues ====== * indicates that the venue stocks ScotsGay ++-++ABERDEEN ABERDEEN WOMEN'S CENTRE* Shoe Lane, off Queen Street. Tel: (01224) 625010. Fax: (01224) 625777. Tue-Thu 10am-2pm. Drop in for a cuppa or just a chat. E-mail: qo10@dial.pipex.com Lesbian night 3rd Wed of each month from 7.30-9.30pm. Meet other lesbians of all ages, great fun night. Latest video always starts at 8pm for those interested. E-mail: LesbianNight@hotmail.com or Tel: (01224) 713336. Lesbians and friends lunch first Sat of each month 12.30-2.30pm. E-mail: BABSG@commdev.aberdeen.net.uk Tel: (01224) 625010 or (01224) 212600. BAR CASTRO'S* 47 Netherkirkgate. Tel: (01224) 639920. Sun 5pm-2am, Mon-Thu Noon-2am, Fri-Sat Noon-3am. Bright, friendly and open venue with DJs 7 nights. Regular theme nights. WWW: http://www.castrosbar.com/ CAFE 52 52 The Green. (Go down steps by Virgin Records and turn left). 1st Sun of each month, 7-11pm. A new cafe venue for LGBT people - and their friends. Tapas served all night, licensed, good coffee - staff friendly. ++-++COATBRIDGE PULLMANS BAR AND PUNJAB EXPRESS RESTAURANT* 22 West Canal Street. Tel: (01236) 440643. Comfortable bar with restaurant upstairs. Run by Kally. Food served 11am-Midnight, children's certificate and carry out food. Popular with local LGBTs who gather through in the back room round the fire. Gay friendly, warm welcome, and no bad attitudes from the local troggies allowed. Veggie nosh and bits of dead animals for the carnivores. Live music Wed to Sun eves, Karaoke on Thu and Quiz on Sun. Nice place! ++-++DUNDEE BROOKLYN'S BAR 2 St Andrew's Lane. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 7pm-Midnight. Well appointed gay friendly bar next door to Liberty Nightclub and under the same management. CHARLIE'S BAR* 75-79 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 226840. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Gay friendly bar with free disco Fri & Sat 8-11pm. Free use of premises for pre-booked groups. LIBERTY NIGHTCLUB* 124 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 11pm-2.30am. Good atmosphere, very popular disco with wide selection of sounds and the occasional act/PA. ++-++EDINBURGH ANGEL DELIGHT The Venue (Top Floor), 15 Calton Road. Tel: 0131-557 0751. Second Sat of every month. 10pm-3am. New Superclub for women with a percentage of profits going to charity. BLUE MOON* 1 Barony Street/36 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-556 2788 (Bar) or 0131-557 0911 (Office). Mon-Fri 11am-11.30pm, Sat-Sun 9.30am-11.30pm. Food served until 10pm. Popular lesbigay cafe/bar complex. BOBBIE'S BOOKSHOP* 220 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131-538 7069. Mon-Sat 10am-5.30pm. Mixed bookshop selling a selection of UK and imported gay magazines. BO'S VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT 57/61 Blackfriars Street. Tel: 0131-557 6136. Fri-Sat Noon-2pm. Daily 6-10pm. Superb little vegetarian restaurant. Friendly staff. Mixed clientele. Excellent value lunch menu. C32 CAFE 32c Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-557 2012. 10am-11pm. Stylish gay friendly licensed cafe with extensive menu including vegetarian selection. C.C. BLOOM'S 23 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 9331. Mon-Sat 6pm-3am, Sun 8pm-3am. Two floors. Karaoke on Thu and Sun. Disco every night from 10.30pm. CLAREMONT BAR & RESTAURANT* 133/135 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 5662. FAX: 0131-558 3539. Bar: Mon-Sat 11am-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Restaurant: Mon-Wed 11.30am-2.30pm and 6pm-10pm, Thu-Sat 11.30am-10pm, Sun 12.30pm-10pm. Gay owned, gay friendly and renowned for courtesy, comfort and good food. First and Third Sats of month from 8pm: a male only night aimed at leather, denim, rubber, skinhead, uniform and bears run in conjunction with the MSC Scotland Monthly Meeting and BearScots. E-mail: robin@scifipub99.freeserve.co.uk WWW: http://www.scifipub99.freeserve.co.uk/ EASYINTERNETCAFE 58 Rose Street. Tel: 0131-220 3580. Mon-Thu 7am-11pm, Fri 11am - Sun 11pm. Previously known as easyEverything. Large Internet Cafe from which many gay men seem to troll the net instead of just picking up each other! E-mail: store_edi@easyeverything.com EDINBURGH LESBIAN GAY AND BISEXUAL CENTRE* 58a and 60 Broughton Street. Houses Nexus Cafe-Bar, Pride Scotland and Massage for Health. Also provides meeting and noticeboard space for many lesbigay organisations. Private mailboxes available. FRENCHIES BAR* 89 Rose Street Lane North. Tel: 0131-225 7651. Mon-Sat 1pm-1am, Sun 2pm-Midnight. This vibrant gay bar (Edinburgh's oldest) is in the heart of Rose Street. Happy Hour 6-8pm every day. Karaoke Sun from 4-9pm. HABANA* 22 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-558 1270. Mon-Sat Noon-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Centrally located pre club bar. Open and bright as well as quite intimate. Busy. Quizoke every Thu with John. Drink promos throughout the month - see ad for details. HOLYROOD TAVERN* 9a Holyrood Road. Tel: 0131-556 5044. Noon-12.45am. Edinburgh's best kept secret. Real ale in a gay friendly atmosphere. "If you must go on the scene, why not have some beer first?" Diverse Drinkers meet there on the first Mon of the month from 8pm - WWW: http://www.antipope.org/feorag/drinkers/ Goths meet every Wednesday (perverts of all shapes and sizes most welcome!) from 9pm. JOY Ego, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7435. JOY Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 10.30pm-3am. Fortnightly Sat. Next date: 22nd Dec. Joy is Scotland's most upfront gay club. GBP8 members/GBP10 non-members. Hogmanay Party (Mon 31st Dec) at The Venue, Calton Road. 10pm-5am. GBP16 members/GBP20 non-members. E-mail: clubjoy@blueyonder.co.uk. WWW: http://www.clubjoy.co.uk/ LAUGHING DUCK* 24 Howe Street. Tel: 0131-220 2376. Mon-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri-Sat 11am-1pm, Sun 11.30am-11pm. After many years and several incarnations as a straight bar, the Duck is gay again and describes itself as "Edinburgh's Oldest-Newest Gay Bar". LEATHER AND LACE* 8 Drummond Street. Tel: 0131-557 9413. FAX: 0131-557 8336. 25 Easter Road. Tel: 0131-623 6969. Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Noon-9pm. Scotland's ORIGINAL licenced SEX shops (formerly Fantasies) where you'll be made welcome by the very nice assortment of folk who work there! Toys galore, video rental too! Larger sizes stocked. LUSH! Ego, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. 10.30pm-3am. 1st and 3rd Sun of each month. Club night with DJ's Dale Wilkinson and Craig Dempster: funky dance, pop, house, anthems. GBP3. WWW: http://www.clublush.co.uk/ LUVELY The Liquid Room, 9c Victoria Street. Tel: 0131-225 2564. Info Line: 07711 307997. Next dates: Tue 1st Jan (with Taste), Sat 12th Jan, thereafter 1st Sat of each Month. 10pm-late. Mega club night with resident DJ's Tommy Kay, Newton & Stone, Jared and GP. E-mail: Luvely_Team@hotmail.com MASSAGE FOR HEALTH 58a/60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-669 8039, 0131-620 2214 or 07970 921209. By appointment only. Massage therapy from qualified practitioners Anne, Alan, and John. E-mail: info@massageforhealth.co.uk WWW: http://www.massageforhealth.co.uk/ MINGIN' Studio 24, 24 Calton Road. Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 10.30pm-3am. Fortnightly Sat. Next date: 29th Dec (until 5am). Alan Joy's dark, sexy, dirty trance night features Alan Joy himself on the decks plus Brian Dempster. GBP6 entry. E-mail: mingin@blueyonder.co.uk MSDEMEANOUR Ph¦nix Cellar Bar under the Ph¦nix Bar at 46 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-557 0234. Monthly. 8.30pm-1am. Next dates: Sats 22nd Dec (Open until 2.30am), 19th Jan, 16th Feb, 16th Mar, 20th Apr. Edinburgh's only regular TV/TS night club. TG's GBP4, Regular Mortals GBP5. E-mail: MsDemeanourUK@aol.com WWW: http://www.msdemeanour.co.uk/ NEW TOWN BAR* 26B Dublin Street. Tel: 0131-538 7775. Mon-Thu Noon-1am. Fri-Sat Noon-2am. Sun 12.30pm-1am. Especially popular with men. Cellar Bar open Fri & Sat with resident DJ from 10pm-2am - "Formerly Men Only - Now Mixed"! Also available for hire Sun-Thu. NEXUS CAFE-BAR* 60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-478 7069. 11am-11pm. Great food and drink at reasonable prices. Internet access available. E-mail: nexus1cb@aol.com No EIGHTEEN* 18 Albert Place. Tel: 0131-553 3222. Sun-Fri Noon-10pm, Sat Noon-11pm. Long established sauna club for gay gentlemen! Facilities include large sauna cabin, 14 man steam room, 10 (very popular) private rooms, 8 man filtered jacuzzi, TV lounge with hot and cold refreshments available and friendly staff. GBP8 (GBP5 concessions). WWW: http://www.number18sauna.co.uk/ OOT: OUT ON TUESDAY* Stand Comedy Club, York Place. Tel: 0131-558 7272. Second Tue of each month. 9-11pm. Monthly gay comedy club in established comedy venue. Hot food. E-mail: admin@thestand.freeserve.co.uk OUT OF THE BLUE* 1 Barony Street. (Downstairs at the Blue Moon Cafe). Tel: 0131-478 7048. Mon-Fri 11am-7pm. Sat 11am-6pm. Sun Noon-6pm. Gay and lesbian store selling books, mags, videos, toys, wearing apparel, etc. PLANET OUT* 6 Baxter's Place. Tel: 0131-524 0061. Mon-Fri 4pm-1am, Sat-Sun 2pm-1am. Popular and busy gay bar with friendly staff. THE STAG & TURRET* 1-7 Montrose Terrace. Tel: 0131-661 6443. Noon-1am. Friendly gay local just round the corner from the Solas Centre. Can get quite busy. SOLAS CAFE* 2/4 Abbeymount. Tel: 0131-661 0982. Tue & Thu 11am-7.30pm, Wed & Fri 11am-4pm. Attached to Solas HIV/AIDS Information Centre. Good home cooking (everything cooked on the premises). Vegetarians and carnivores catered for. TACKNO Club Mercado, 36-39 Market Street. Tel: 0131-226 4224. Last Sun of each month. 10pm-3am. DJ Trendy Wendy. Mixed and crowded club night. WWW: http://hello.to/trendywendy/ TASTE AT THE HONEYCOMB 15-17 Niddry Street. Tel: 0131-530 5540. Info Line: 0131-557 4656. Sun 11pm-3am. DJs Fisher & Price play a progressive mix of garage and house in the Main Room with guests and Martin Valentine and Marco Smith play garage and US house in the Back Room, to an up-for-it mixed/gay crowd. GBP6 Members/GBP8 (GBP10 with guest nights). Preclub bar at Gilded Saloon, Cowgate with Marco Smith and Martin Valentine. Tue 25th Dec: Escape Christmas Party (Ticket Event). Sun 30th Dec: Lisa Loud. Tue 1st Jan: Celebrate the New Year at The Liquid Room (Ticket Event). E-mail: contact-us@taste-clubs.com WWW: http://www.taste-clubs.com/ TOWNHOUSE SAUNA AND GYM* 53 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 6116. Sun-Thu Noon-11pm, Fri-Sat Noon-Midnight. Scotland's largest, featuring steam room, 20 person sauna, large Jacuzzi, new Kruze Video Zone, licensed bar and cafe, free weights gym, massage by appointment. Admission GBP9 (Concessions GBP6), Mon 18-22 years old FREE entry, Tue GBP2 before 2pm, Wed GBP12 per couple, Thu GBP6 entry before 4pm, Fri half price beers/spirits all day, Sun GBP5 for students. Annual Membership GBP2. Proudly gay owned and operated. WWW: http://www.townhouse-sauna.co.uk/ UP! The Venue, 15 Calton Road. Tel: 0131-557 0751. First Sat of each month. 10.30pm-3am. Progressive and Tribal trance for a pan-sexual crowd. With DJ Nic Cavendish and monthly guests. Monthly surprises including bouncy castle and bubble machine. GBP7 Members, GBP9 Guests, GBP6 NUS. Pre-club party every month at PIVO Cafe/Bar (Calton Rd) - 9pm-1am. Hogmanay Party: 10pm-5am at Studio 24, Calton Road. GBP15 in advance or GBP18 on door. E-mail: up.up@talk21.com WWW: http://www.upclub.co.uk/ WEB 13* 13 Bread Street. Tel: 0131-229 8883. Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat 10am-6pm, Sun Noon-6pm. Informal mixed cybercafe with homely and approachable staff. E-mail: queries@web13.co.uk WWW: http://www.web13.co.uk/ WORK? Ego, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7435. 10.30pm-3am. Next date: Fri 21st Dec - Big party night with Pete Owen and Special Guests. Monthly one nighter. GBP6 members/GBP8 non-members. ++-++GLASGOW BENNETS DISCO 80-90 Glassford Street. Tel: 0141-552 5761. Tue-Sun 11pm-3am. Beautifully appointed busy club on two floors. Frequent PAs. Tuesdays are straight. WWW: http://www.bennets.co.uk/ E-mail: BennetsWeb@aol.com CANDLE BAR* 20 Candleriggs. Tel: 0141-564 1285. Noon-Midnight. Food served Noon-5pm. Upmarket bar in the heart of the Merchant City. Beautiful place with comfortable seating. Nice staff get the Goldilocks seal of approval. Easy parking. Regular cabaret, karaoke and disco. CCA* 350 Sauchiehall Street. Tel: 0141-332 7521. FAX: 0141-332 3226. Sun-Thu 11am-11pm. Fri-Sat 11am-Midnight. The Centre for Contemporary Arts which re-opened recently after major refurbishment. Performance & exhibition spaces, Cafe/Bar, bookshop. E-mail: gen@cca-glasgow.com WWW: http://www.cca-glasgow.com/ CENTURION SPA* 19 Dixon Street. Tel: 0141-248 4485. Fax: 0141-400 1080. Sun-Fri Noon-10pm, Sat 11am-7am (All Nighter). Facilities now include 2 saunas, steamroom, Jacuzzi, gymnasium, Construction Zone, large rest area, luxury private rest rooms, television lounge, smoking and non-smoking lounges, Loyalty Scheme for regular clients, video monitors installed throughout premises. E-mail: centurionspa@gay.com CLONE ZONE* 11 Dixon Street. Tel/FAX: 0141-248 2593. Mon-Sat 11am-9pm, Sun Noon-7pm. Clothes, videos, magazines, toys. E-mail: admin@clonezone.co.uk WWW: http://www.clonezone.co.uk/ COURT BAR* 69 Hutcheson Street. Tel: 0141-552 2463. Mon-Sat 8am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Intimate bar beside former Sheriff Court. Straight until mid-evening. CUBE 34 & 44 Queen Street. Tel: 0141-226 8990. Mon-Tue 11pm-3am. Formerly Planet Peach, two nighter with DJs Shawn and George. Various drinks promos. Entry GBP3. DELMONICA'S BAR 68 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-552 4803. Daily Noon-Midnight. Large pub - popular with the younger crowd. Nice if your face fits. EASYINTERNETCAFE 57/61 St. Vincent Street. Tel: 0141-222 2364. Mon-Thu 7am-11pm, Fri 11am - Sun 11pm. Previously known as easyEverything. Large Internet Cafe from which many gay men seem to troll the net instead of just picking up each other! E-mail: store_gla@easyeverything.com GLC CAFE/BAR* 11 Dixon Street. Tel: 0141-400 1008. Daily 11am-Midnight. Full breakfast always available. Home cooking. Friendly and busy! Karaoke on Fri, Sat and Sun. GLASGOW LGBT CENTRE (GGLC)* 11 Dixon Street. Tel/FAX: 0141-221 7203. Reception: 0141-400 7203. Daily 11am-Midnight. Welcomes lesbians, gay men, bisexuals and transgendered. Services include: Cafe Bar, Clone Zone shop, Info Box, Health Info, Interest Groups, Free Newspapers, Diary of Events, Reading Room, Garden of Reflection, Function space for hire and innovative Art Gallery. Increasingly busy and popular! Fully wheelchair accessible venue. E-mail: lgbt.glasgow@gglc.org.uk WWW: http://www.gglc.org.uk/ also see their Art Gallery: http://www.gglc.org.uk/index2.html THE LANE 60 Robertson Street Lane (off Argyle Street). Tel: 0141-221 1802. Mon-Fri 1-10pm, Sat-Sun Noon-10pm. "Exotic Gay Men's Club" with sauna and private cabins. Not as busy as it used to be. MacSORLEYS BAR 42 Jamaica Street. Tel: 0141-248 8581. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Glasgow's second oldest pub which is seeking LGBT trade! Live music Fri, Sat & Sun eves. OOT IN GLASGOW Stand Comedy Club, 333 Woodlands Road. Tel: 0870 600 6055. Second Wed of each month. 8.30-10.30pm. Monthly gay comedy club. E-mail: admin@thestand.freeserve.co.uk THE POLO LOUNGE 84 Wilson Street. Tel: 0141-553 1221. Mon-Fri 5pm-1am, Sat-Sun Noon-3am. Upmarket bar with low seating. WWW: http://www.pololounge.co.uk/ REVOLVER BAR* 6a John Street. Tel: 0141-553 2456. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. A refreshing antidote to the current gay scene. Pool table, state of the art free jukebox (with over 5,000 tracks on it), reasonably priced drinks, good quality service, no karaoke. Food available. E-mail: info@revolverdotbar.com WWW: http://www.revolverdotbar.com/ SADIE FROST'S 8-10 West George Street. Tel: 0141-332 8005. Noon-Midnight. Bar meals Noon-7pm. A mere shadow of its former self. SILKS AND SECRETS* 308 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-572 1017. Mon-Sat 10am-5.45pm, Sun Noon-5pm. Clothes and toys catering for gay, transvestite and fetish tastes. Friendly understanding staff. Larger sizes stocked. TRON THEATRE CAFE BAR* Chisholm Street. Tel: 0141-552 8587. 10am-Late. Friendly theatre bar. Mixed. Good food. E-mail: boxoffice@tron.co.uk WWW: http://www.tron.co.uk/ VICTORIA BAR* 157-159 Bridgegait. Tel: 0141-552 6040. Daily 11am-Midnight. Basically straight, but justly popular with Glasgow's many Real Ale queens and dykes. VIOLATE PO Box 808, Glasgow. G71 7YN. Violate Club Line: 09099 108174 (60p per min at all times). BDSM and general pervery. Operates in Glasgow and Edinburgh. E-mail: info@violate.co.uk WWW: http://www.violate.co.uk/ THE WATERLOO* 306 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-229 5891. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Semper idem! Popular, crowded, down to earth gay drinking shop. Scotland's oldest gay bar - what more can we say? Busy, busy, busy! Awarded the Beti Hutton seal of approval. ++-++INVERNESS SLEEPERS Station Square, Academy Street. Tel: (01463) 231926. Mon-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri 11am-1am, Sat 11am-12.30am. Sun Noon-11pm. Inverness's main gay-friendly establishment. Smart hotel bar. Gayest on Wed and Fri evenings. ++-++KIRKCALDY FEUARS ARMS 66 Commercial Street. Tel: (01592) 269056. Mon-Thu 11.30am-3pm & 5-11pm, Fri-Sat 11.30am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Mixed venue. Traditional pub (in the Good Beer Guide) serving real ale to a wide clientele. Listed Grade B - fascinating Gents lavatory (and three resident Spirits). ++-++STIRLING BARNTON BISTRO* 3 1/2 Barnton Street. Tel: (01786) 461698. Mon-Thu 10.30am-Midnight, Fri-Sat 10.30am-1am, Sun Noon-Midnight. (Food: Day and early evening). Near to railway station. Mixed, busy, bohemian and friendly bar/bistro. Popular with students and Sons/Daughters of the Rock alike. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ScotsGay: a monthly magazine for lesbians, gays and bisexuals. ScotsGay 60/- Light appears in odd numbered months, whilst ScotsGay 80/- Heavy appears in even numbered months. ISSN: 1357-0595. Edited, printed and published in Scotland (c) Pageprint Limited, December 2001. PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. Non profit use by the lesbigay community of material in the magazine will normally be permitted free of charge - but contact us first for permission. We haven't had sex with most of the people who appear in the magazine, so we don't actually know what their sexuality is. Editorial: Tel: 0131-539 0666. Fax: 0131-539 2999 E-mail: scotsgay@drink.demon. co.uk. 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