SCOTSGAY MAGAZINE ================= ScotsGay is a monthly magazine for lesbians, gay men and bisexuals. Edited, printed and published in Scotland ScotsGay 80/- Heavy - Issue 53 - August 2003 ELECTRONIC EDITION ***Now available on the Web: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ How to Subscribe and Unsubscribe information is now at the END of the magazine. All Material Copyright (c) Pageprint Limited 2003. Permission is hereby given to distribute this material provided that this copyright notice is included and that distribution is specifically for non-profitmaking reasons. Distribution for profit must be done only with prior written consent of the magazine any deviation from this will be seen as an infringement of copyright. Hardcopies are limited to one per person for personal use only and such hard copies are subject to the same copyright restrictions as laid out above. 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The place is awash with people - which means that the number of cute people has increased in direct proportion to the temporary increase in population. And this holds for whichever value of cute you prefer. As someone once said, "The best thing about the Festival is the new planeloads of American totty every week". LGBT people spill over from our own pubs and clubs into every hostelry in town and you can drink into the smaller hours than usual. Festival time in Edinburgh is a truly special time. And, it seems, it is a time that we may soon share with the good people of Glasgow. The two Lord Provosts have been on a peace mission and peace has broken out. The two cities are to bury their old rivalries and start working together to attract yet more tourists. It seems that some Edinburgh Festival events may actually take place in Glasgow in future. All to the good, I say. There can be too much of a good thing, even for Edinburgh. Let Glasgow take all the straight tourists and leave us the bent or bendable. After all, us Jessieburghers have to put up with a Clydeside boat that has no discernible link with the city as well as having seen a brewery levelled to allow the tardy erection of a tawdry talking shop. In fact, not only can Glasgow have the hetty tourists, but they're welcome to the bloody Britannia and the Scottish Parliament too! Could Edinburgh one day become the Brighton of the North? And Glasgow the Blackpool? John Hein E-mail: editorial@scotsgay.co.uk --------------------------------------------------------------- News ==== FIRST CENTRE FOR THE FORTH VALLEY On 21st July, Awards for All announced GBP 4720 funding for an LGBT drop in centre in Forth Valley. The flags LGBT centre, located at St. Crispin's Place, Falkirk is open Mon, Wed and Friday 7pm-9pm and welcomes lesbians, gay men, bi-sexual and transgenders from all parts of the Forth Valley and provides the latest Gay/Lesbian magazines, provision of condoms, lube and safer sex information coffee area and an advice/resource area. Icebreaker evenings are held at 7.30-9pm on the 1st Wed of each month. These informal gatherings allow people to meet in a safe and non-threatening environment. This is the first LGBT Centre in Forth Valley, and Flags LGBT group is hoping that with help and support from the LGBT community in the area they can continue to develop and increase their services to cover all the needs of the LGBT community. DOCTORED LIVINGSTON David Lewis, a gay man living in West Lothian, is currently on the case of the Chicago Rock Cafe in Livingston. He claims that he has been barred for "questioning the manageress" after raising with her the issue of two gay friends who had been ejected and barred for kissing. Currently, he and the owners, Luminar plc, are engaged in an exchange of letters with Luminar denying homophobia and claiming that the initial ejection was due to "two persons acting in an overtly sexual manner where their behaviour whilst kissing and fondling had passed a level which was deemed suitable in a public area. This decision had no relationship to sexuality: had this display involved either a mixed sex couple or a couple of the same sex, the request to leave and to bar would have been the same as requests to desist from this behaviour were treated initially with disdain and then with contempt." David remains unimpressed. He says that he has witnesses that the couple were never asked to stop canoodling but were merely asked to leave. HEALTH AND WELLBEING Over GBP 900,000 of public money is going into the new LGBT Centre for Health and Wellbeing Project which is due to open at 9 Howe Street in Edinburgh's New Town this month. Staff moved into the Centre in April and have been busy preparing and equipping the Centre as well as planning for an extensive programme of activity. The project aims to work in partnership with the LGBT Community and heath service providers to "achieve lasting improvements in the physical, mental and social wellbeing of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people living in, and travelling to Edinburgh, East, West and Midlothian". However, one group, TransAlba, has already walked out of the Centre complaining that the Management Committee has been downgraded to an Advisory Committee and that promised provision of changing rooms for TV/TS meetings has failed to materialise. The Centre's web site is at http://www.lgbhealth.org.uk/ GRIN AND... Stuart, from Glasgow, was the winner of the recent Mr BearScots competition. Following the great success of BearScotFest II BearScots again welcomes bears and bear-lovers from around the world for this years' BearScotFest. They have a range of events planned for the weekend of October 3-5, including a dance night at the Laughing Duck, their regular bears' sauna at the Townhouse, their bears' pub night at the Claremont and a bears' buffet and tour of Edinburgh on the Sunday. Last year nearly 100 people attended the event, including many bears from overseas. This year thge organisers are already getting inquiries from overseas bears about the event so it should be a good time! Keep the dates free in your diary. You can contact BearScots through their web site at http://www.bearscots.org.uk HIGHLAND FLING As part of a needs assessment exercise involving visits to local LGBT communities all over Scotland, Beyond Barriers Project Manager Ruth Henry visited Inverness in August 2002. It was from that meeting and the results of the 'First Out Research' that Beyond Barriers decided on Inverness as the venue for its first conference which will be held in the Ramada Jarvis Hotel on Sat 13th and Sun 14th Sep. Although the conference is being organised by Beyond Barriers, it is an important opportunity for the Highland LGBT Forum to raise its profile and to raise the profile of Inverness as a city which supports social justice. The Forum hopes to draw attention to the particular needs of LGBT people in the Highlands and discuss how these can best be addressed. To this end, part of the Forum's GBP 5000 grant will be spent on the conference and subsequently on taking issues forward from it. Programme Highlights The opening speaker is Margaret Smith MSP who was outed in May this year by The Daily Record after another tabloid attempted to blackmail her into coming out. Separated from her husband 3 years ago, she now lives in Edinburgh with her 2 children. Lesbian author Ellen Galford is involved with The Living Memory Association at the Museum of Edinburgh. She will speak about The Remember When project to celebrate the LGBT communities' rich history in Edinburgh. Delegates can also attend two different 90-minute workshops covering issues such as health, law reform, ageing/ageism, T inclusion, community planning and challenging homophobia. An additional workshop will focus on self-esteem. LGBT Youth Scotland will provide a workshop for young people, and for those of you feeling creative there will be a workshop on lantern making and decoration. Entertainment A free evening of entertainment will be open to conference goers and members of the local LGBT community and their friends. This will include lesbian singer-songwriter Lorna Brooks who has toured with Horse and received much acclaim for her own albums. Check her out online at http://www.lornabrooks.com/ It is hoped to start the night with a DJ and end with a ceilidh! Put it in your diary now: from 8.30pm on Sat 13th Sep in the downstairs function suite (with bar) at the Ramada Jarvis Hotel in Church Street, Inverness. Contact the Highland LGBT Forum for more information - see listings (pages 24-25). VANDALS The Feuars Arms in Kirkcaldy had one of its beautiful listed leaded windows destroyed recently when a paving slab was thrown through it. Homophobes are thought to be responsible. WADOC There will be a meeting of WADOC at Waverley Care Solas on 1 September at 5pm. The meeting will receive an update on plans for a permanent memorial and be an opportunity for agencies to talk about their plans for WAD. If plans for the memorial are at a final stage then the meeting will be an EGM with a view to disbanding WADOC. PRIDE 2003 IN INVERNESS Discussions are underway for a Pride party to be held at The Gate in October. If you don't already know this gay-owned cafe/bar opposite the main post office in Inverness, you are missing out on a gay-friendly atmosphere with food, coffee and music thrown in! Happy 'hour' runs from 6-9pm daily. They have special nights such as a Fantasy Party from time to time and hosted a Red Ribbon event last December for World AIDS Day. It is also the venue for Girls @ The Gate twice a month. ABERDEEN Granite Sisters - a social and cultural group for older lesbians - have decided to host a new type of event for gay women of all ages. 4-2-9 Dance and Chat will be held on Sun 7th Sep from 4-9pm at Aberdeen Arts Centre, Kings Street, Aberdeen. Cost: GBP 3. This daytime /early evening dance with a separate quiet cafE area will enable women to meet, talk, dance, have a cuppa or drink and light snack. They also organise other events regularly in Aberdeen and the surrounding area. For contact details, see listings (pages 24-25). JOB ROAM, the Edinburgh based project, is looking for a Harm Reduction Worker (Sexual Health) It's E Grade or equivalent, 15 hours per week, GBP 17,105-GBP 20,655 (pro rata). Closing date 22nd Aug. --------------------------------------------------------------- Scottish Media Monitor ====================== Garry Otton on Sexual Morality For anyone looking to make a fast buck in the morality industry, it's boom time! The numbers of people dismissed for dropping into sex sites or distributing sexy images in the workplace is on the up. Wouldn't it be simpler to admit we are all hopelessly prudish and install Net Nanny as standard on all workplace computers? From something most of us derive a good deal of pleasure, be that a bit of a giggle or a life enhancing hand shandy, the media can only collapse hopelessly into paroxysms of finger wagging. Reports involving erotica seldom appear in the papers without niggling, negative paraphrasing. Anand Moodley was in The Daily Record because he thought it was more likely he had been sacked because of his colour rather than the fact "he was disciplined for looking at sick images from sex sites and forced out his job". The "dad-of-two", as The Record described him, claimed he had no idea how to surf the net and was "bewildered" when the "filthy images" (The Record's description), were mailed to him. Backed by Scotland's popular media, a moral crackdown in Glasgow continues with a new Licensing Board chief and its former convenor, Jim 'call me Mary Whitehouse' Coleman installed as depute leader of Glasgow City Council. The prudish Sunday Mail's chief reporter Charles Lavery was back at the tabloid's favourite haunt, the Park Grove sauna in Glasgow, to witness efforts to close them down. A "source" from the Force warned, "a clampdown was underway". Owner Hugh O'Donnell and his sister Christine Brown were charged with living off "immoral earnings". But whose morals? The "source" was quoted saying: "There will no longer be the same tolerance of saunas because they cause problems in the areas they are based and can, in some cases, attract undesirable elements of society". The report quickly rummaged around for a suitable "undesirable element" and found one of the key operators, a "flamboyant gambler". Let's face it; "undesirable elements" have been queuing to see what Park Grove sauna has had to offer for some time now. Starting with The Scottish News of the World, in a previous report they begged: "Help us to expose Scotland's seedy sex industry" after spotting a blonde "wearing a figure-hugging gown with high heels - but when she bent over it was clear she had NOTHING on underneath". The Herald gasped: "Sexual acts were described, some involving chains and whips". Glasgow's Evening Times found "twelve women working as sex slaves" and moral vigilant Jim 'call me Mary Whitehouse' Coleman declared it "the nearest thing to slavery in the 21st century". In none of the reports was there a single mention of sex workers rights or their protection in the workplace. Efforts to circumvent moral authoritarianism were now thrown back in the face of Park Grove sauna by The Sunday Mail: "Last year bosses at Park Grove claimed lapdance poles were there to aid disabled clients while flashing disco lights were there to help autistic children. They also claimed wall-mounted chains, shackles and mirrored ceilings were just for decoration. But they failed to fool licensing chiefs who took their licence away". (It was later renewed). Park Grove owner Christine Brown has claimed women had brought in their disabled sons in wheelchairs for massages, which, if this were the case, was absolutely commendable. Yes, disabled people have sexual rights too! With very little else to throw at Brown and O'Donnell, The Mail focused on something else: "Last year, O'Donnell admitted he once spent GBP 40,000 on a bid to fix a horse race". He owned a horse called Mentalasanything and has spoken openly of the extent of race fixing in Scotland. With some surprise I read how "an ex-soldier was convicted of breach of the peaceÉ for kissing his mate". Of course, it is not the first time such a banal act has provoked such moral fervour. Two years after Section 5 of the 1986 Public Order Act had been drafted, ostensibly to protect us from football hooligans, it was used to prosecute two 19-year-olds for kissing each other in a London street. Public order laws can be used in all sorts of ways as Joseph Stewart found to his cost when he was charged with behaving in a way likely to cause a breach of the peace and fined by Aberdeen Sheriff Court in 1989 for walking through a red-light district in women's clothes. So here we are in 2003 with two 38-year-old men, William Morrison and David Wallace, engaging in a story of kiss-and-tell for the benefit of readers of The Daily Record. Police had originally charged Morrison with assault after Wallace claimed he had kissed him several times to start a fight. But the sheriff found Morrison, of Musselburgh, East Lothian, guilty "of kissing Mr Wallace on the cheek only once". Morrison told the court: "He called me gay and a poof. After he called me a poof I kissed him on the cheek". I was invited on Graham Stewart's programme on Real Radio. Graham's real remit is business news, but he doesn't mind a bit of sexual frisson as he looks through the papers on a Sunday morning. Only a bit, mind! It's better than BBC Radio Scotland who drag in tired journalists to praise each other's work in the papers on weekday mornings. Graham Stewart often invites Matt Bendoris from The Scottish Sun. Graham expressed some astonishment at some of the conservative views this 'journalist' had expressed on his programme. Maybe that's why he invited me - with nothing but a square metre of cheap cord separating us - to challenge Bendoris on a few points. Although I'm sure he would deny it, Bendoris is a typical Sun journalist on matters of the flesh. Conservative, ill-informed and fairly narrow-minded. Like the tabloid he works for, the mere mention of the subject sets him babbling on about the protection of 'innocent' children. (Even more emphatically than his tabloid does when 'our boys' blow them up in Iraq)! On the programme Matt defended his editor Bruce Waddell's outrageously conservative stand over the repeal of Section 28 in Scotland and the astonishing leaders that appeared at the time, which sought to justify Section 28's retention with quotes from the Bible! Bendoris revealed that his paper hired a leader writer who happened to be a religionist and that Bruce Waddell did not write the editorials. As editor, Waddell is responsible for the twaddle that appears in his newspaper and I still maintain is guilty as charged. Over the gay dentist affair (ScotsGay 51a; Scottish Media Monitor Aug 2003), Sun reporters printed a picture of a gay dentist they stole from a gay website, Bendoris insisted the man shouldn't have been publicising himself in this way and told listeners of his concern that someone, (another supposed 'innocent'), seeking a dentist, might type in this man's name and come across these pictures. But this man didn't use his name and his picture appeared on a gay website clearly stating the sort of sexual interests that attracted him. Bendoris suggested reporters had agonised over whether or not to run this story before publication. He remained resolute, insisting, with not just a little arrogance: "The Scottish Sun never hangs its head in shame". A pity. A little humility does no one any harm. But my biggest on-air faux pas that morning was when I referred to the homoerotic qualities of S.N.O.T. World's sport's coverage as "wank fodder", although, I am sure, we will all be familiar with such language from time spent in school playgrounds. But in the polite world of broadcasting it is 'vagina', not 'beaver' and 'mammary glands' not 'bazookers'. My choice of words had clearly been inspired by my years of reading The Sun. A bigoted, homophobic, narrow-minded paper that chills the battered haddock it wraps. I can only hang my head in shame. Old Mother (Joan) Burnie, The Daily Record's dinosaur of an agony aunt got my crayons rattling with her 'I Love Marriage' sloganeering and moral self righteousness over an alleged letter from a "thirtysomething" married bisexual. After 10 years of marriage he'd fallen "head over heels" for another man. After being stupid enough to write to Old Mother Burnie for advice on whether his feelings were "normal" so "late in life", he was soon rammed up against the newsprint by the old crone under the heading "I've a wife but I love a man". He was whipped for being a "daft teenager", a sexual "tourist" and "just another common or garden variety married man who would like a bit on the side and wraps it up as some grand passion instead of what it most probably is - either a passing fancy or pure lust". There has been a great deal written about so-called 'sexual tourism', a concept eagerly swallowed by Old Mother Burnie. It has been nourished by Michael Houllebecq's novel Plateforme where Michel, a sexual tourist travels through Thailand gorging an insatiable sexual appetite or, and more in keeping with Burnie's Catholic roots, in the permanent observer of the Holy See's book, The Archipelago of Shame, Sexual Tourism and Paedophilia, aimed at influencing the World Tourist Organisation on so-called sexual tourism. Houllebecq had made the point that westerners had forgotten how to love; the Catholic Church had not only forgotten that, but how to have good sex too! Old Mother Burnie unhelpfully "advised" from Planet Burnie "you have evidently decided you are bisexual which, I suppose, gives you even more scope as well as self-justification for doing whatever you pleaseÉ some sort of free spirit who refuses to be confined by the usual boring conventions". Off to the gas chambers with him, then! If there were to be any victims here of the stoical convention of marriage, it was most certainly not this bisexual man, brain-washed and shepherded into something unsuitable, or even the first gay victims of his confused forays into gay life, it was his wife. "Remember her?" needled an indignant Old Mother Burnie. "Clearly you don't think she matters". I find that very unlikely. Such men are all too often distressed and confused by feelings of guilt, love and commitment to their wife and family and a need to express an emerging passion smothered by convention. "Those vows you took in either the registry office or churchÉ don't only count, but mean you are not free to chase after anyone else at all, male or female", warned Old Mother Burnie. Not so, mon cherie! Many partners survive perfectly well in flexible and open relationships. And with her pointed references to his "swinging sexuality", neither should this be an excuse to brand bisexuals with the mistaken idea they are all sexually promiscuous, unable to make long term commitments with either an Arthur or a Martha. A letter to The Record from a married gay man who had suffered a major breakdown after the stress of parting with his wife injected a modicum of sanity into Burnie's arguments, but another letter marked "name and address supplied" was from a woman whose husband left her for another man. "I have to say, Joan, that I blame some of it on people like you and the media. They've not only made homosexuality acceptable, but fashionable. (Excuse meÉ?) People think it's something to try like fancy coffee. Well it isn't and the misery it causes ordinary people shouldn't be ignored. Tell this man to behave himself and to grow up". Well, of course, Old Ma Burnie did just that. But like fancy coffee, you never forget a good cup! Garry Otton's book SEXUAL FASCISM is published by Ganymede Books priced GBP 8.99. E-mail: garry@scottishmediamonitor.com Now averaging over 1000 hits a day, read the papers, post your comments or search for material at the SCOTTISH MEDIA MONITOR website: http://www.scottishmediamonitor.com/ --------------------------------------------------------------- Dun Eideann/Edinburgh ===================== Well we have truly been blessed this Summer in terms of the weather. Everyone seems to go mad...the tops come off, all parts of the milky white typically Scottish body are shown and those who revel in toasting themselves under sunbeds come out to show off! For those of us who are self conscious we just need to sit back with our pints of lager and fags, raging with jealousy of those who are disciplined enough to actually use their gym membership rather than just having it looking pretty when reconciling the bank account at the end of the month. Well the good weather has benefited all the venues, minus the saunas as the regulars chose the outdoor cruising areas! Everyone seems to go mad at the festival - coming out drooling with anticipation over all the tourists who will be coming to town in dire need for a shag. I haven't seen very many have you? Instead of letting go of all inhibitions, we go out with the intention of hunting out some fresh meat and making them part of our 'community' And I am not tarnishing everyone with the same brush here (only 80%) Don't believe me? Next time you are out at any of the venues check out the animals wanting to hunt out prey, probably targeting somebody looking lost and na•ve, making eye contact then going in for the kill! All venues have extended hours, most of them open until 3am with the exception of CC Blooms which is open until 5am! Planet Out is planning a mega charity fundraiser for Waverley Care at the end of September. Yup I know it's loadsa notice but I am giving all you generous punters time to donate lovely prizes and make space in that busy schedule of yours. Fab prizes will be on offer and resident compere Miss Ima Hoore will be providing the evening's entertainment. Music will be camper than a row of tents and the atmosphere should be electric. It's a chance to let yourself go (which I know will be a chore!) Monday nights are still heavin'. Entry is GBP 2 then GBP 1 a drink on selected booze (All drinks are premium spirits!) On Tuesday's Planet hosts the pre VIBE party with cheap drinks and resident DJ Ol' Blue Eyes is on the decks providing the tunes. If you haven't already, head along for Fruit Salad with DJs John Pleased and Morgan providing music with a policy of - anything goes!! Follow the fun at midnight over to Fun at Club EGO and party till 3am, cheap entry and cheap drinks, what more could you ask for? Habana has a licence until 3am. Cheap drinks are on the go Mon-Wed, check out the specials board when in as selected specials run until close. DJ Chris is on the decks on a Monday, Quizieoke capers take place on a Thursday. Friday and Saturday evenings have DJ Johnboy on the decks providing a non stop Mardi Gras of entertainment for all of you drunken lushes out there. Alan Joy has finally opened his new pub, the Regent. Our pic shows Brother Bimbo with Alan Joy and Lisa as the Beer Engines receive an OPI blessing. Situated on Montrose Terrace opposite the Stag and Turret, this airy spacious pub should prove to be an excellent venue for all. And it serves a jolly decent pint of real ale too. The Holyrood Tavern, which has been on the market for a while, looks as if it is finally going to be sold. However, it will be playing host to the Campaign for Real Ale's Lesbian and Gay Drinkers' Annual Beer Festival from 5th-7th Sep. Wee Alan E-mail: weealan@drink.demon.co.uk --------------------------------------------------------------- Glaschu/Glasgow =============== Salutations and felicitations gentle folk. I will now tell you a cautionary tale. In the early hours of Saturday morning 2nd August, I was walking back from a friend's house in the East End of Glasgow. Unusually for me, I was slightly the worse for wear when I spied a group of Neds walking down the street towards me. Now normally I would discreetly cross over the road and avoid them. However on this occasion they were on both sides of the road and indeed walking on the road itself. So I carried on walking up towards them minding my own business. Where upon one of the Neds spotted me and started hurling abuse. I kept walking! Then one of them ran up, spat in my face and backed off - the usual big brave man that these kind of people are. I kept on walking! I crossed over the road and continued walking. Then one of them approached me and started asking me if I knew what the time was. I was tired and ask him to go away and leave me alone and kept on walking. He then punched me on the jaw. Fortunately, I didn't get knocked down and I kept walking. He moved back off to join his mates. I got home, cleaned up and went to bed with a sore jaw. The following morning I rang a friend who came round and suggested I go to the Accident and Emergency Department at the Royal Infirmary. After a 3-1Ú2 hour wait I got to see a doctor. I was X-rayed and it was confirmed I have a broken jaw. It is serious and may need surgery. So the moral of this tale is, if you are tired and worse for wear, even if you know the neighbourhood, get a cab. Neds get brave when they have a drink in them. I broke my own rules, I acted like a victim and they took the opportunity presented to them. I have lived in the East End of Glasgow for 4-1Ú2 years. Apart from verbal abuse, generally from a distance, I have had no problems, but this goes to show that you have to be aware and on your guard at all times. I got careless and paid the price. Whether we like it or not this is the world we live in, ignorance and aggression are a dangerous combination. If something similar happens to you or someone you know. Call the police as soon as possible, they are there to help and time is critical. Preserve the evidence if someone spits at you, they can be identified by their DNA. Try and get a good look at them. Your description can be used to confirm an identity on CCTV footage especially in the centre of town. For the record I have just learnt this lesson the hard way. This is your opportunity to learn from my mistakes. Okay on with the motley, as this is a Fringe Festival edition of the magazine, most of the space is dedicated to that. However we do still have a night life in Glasgow. The next night for club Mystyx is 30th Aug. A great centre of the city venue, ideal for those who like their perversions served straight with a twist! Doors open at 8pm and close at 1am, The entrance fees are the same as usual, GBP 5 for members, GBP 8 for non-members. Membership is available on the door at GBP 5 for a year. Location is the basement of Blackfriars Bar, Bell Street, Glasgow. Dress code is fetish and black. The B.U.R.L.Y nights will now be twice a month (second Sat and last Fri of the month) from August. However this will only continue if people support the club nights. Aug 28th sees their "Black & Leather" night and their Birthday Party, to be held at The Arches on Fri 12th Sep, will have a birthday cake and drink promos for club members. Wee Alan has asked me to tell you that DJ Georgey Boy is no longer part of the fun at Cube. The charismatic DJ is now with Sadie Frosts and Bennets on Tue and Wed evenings. If you are through in Edinburgh you can catch Georgey Boy at CC Blooms karaoke on Thu/Sun. So once again I reach the end of another column. The desperate scraping of the bottom of the barrel can cease for a few weeks. Which should please the neighbours as the noise drives them crazy! Remember folks, whatever you find to do: be safe. Angharad E-mail: angharad@drink.demon.co.uk --------------------------------------------------------------- Dun Deagh/Dundee ================ Despite the very incredible lack of safe sex information on the gay scene in Dundee, it was good to hear that the percentage of those diagnosed with Aids in the area in the last year were mainly believed to be through heterosexual sex and not the homosexuals. With such a cash-starved health service, the money goes to the majority. We must hope that the gay community do not forget the safe sex promotions of the past so that we again do not become the leaders in this unpleasant league. Don't get me wrong, there is still some money being spent on getting the safe sex message over to you. The massive question is where is that money going to and why do we never see the safe sex team on the gay scene or in the crnising areas. Perhaps they believe their jobs are safe with the petty politics they play in the NHS. lf you think we deserve better, then contact the Local Health Council and let them know. "The best ever night in Charlies" was the description most repeated after the charity drag party last Thursday. Charlie and Ian were delighted by the numbers who took part. Nobody seemed to mind the slower than usual service as the staff got used to high heels instead of the customary slippers. With such a great success the hunt is on for something exciting for the other days of the year. It would have been great to have a professional drag act on as the guys promised when they took over but apparently they are too dear. Bring on Slasher Reilly or Bob's Shirley Bassey - both will do it cheap! Brooklyns got a share of the camp action too prior to the good 'ladies' heading to the club for their busy Thursday night with Reilly on the decks and a few more lying around well intoxicated. Must be the alcohol in all that make up or the VK buy one get one free, which the club put on. Many doubting queens did not believe that Out Clubbing could have booked the American superstar Ultra Nate. But she did appear recently, or is that lately, at the club to bring the local holiday fortnight to a close. Belting out the hits that we have all danced to over the last four or five years she got us all singing along with her in an action packed half hour show. Paddy decided to become her dancer but forgot to ask the Diva or the Grump - so his career ended abruptly. Extra karaoke was held in Brooks over the holiday and Suzie gave away bottles of vodka to the winners on the Mondays. I hear karaoke on Mondays are not to be a regular occurrence so the best pre Mardi fun is still at Lloyds on a Monday. The staff at the pub are looking for ways to get us in earlier to the pub. Suggestions of strippers and drag shows are not so interesting as more cheap drink deals. Dundee and Aberdeen are to be on the Hazell Dean tour in the last weekend in September. She is still popular on the gay circuit with young and old. I remember a couple of years ago she appeared and guys came through from Glasgow especially. I also remember extending some Dundee shall we say hospitality to one guy's meat so a big welcome back Hazell and Ian - I think that was his name. Sadly DJ Ross is heading to Manchester in a well publicised secret departure. Club boss Brian is said to be upset. Whether that is because he is losing a good Sunday DJ orÉ another reason, he isn't saying. So who will be Ross's replacement (I mean as a DJ - don't panic Sir David) for Sundays as it is a hard act to follow both musically and the dress sense. Good luck Ross - cum back soon. Bar staff at the club have changed recently and the lovely Mel has been replaced by the spunky well toned guy called Brian. It's a welcome addition and something to drool over whilst waiting for a pint. We will of course still drool over Dean especially with his nipple exposing t-shirt. The new music bar planned for the area next to Brooklyn is now ready and just awaiting the music clips to be edited on video. It's planned to open late every night to possibly 2.30am including Mondays and Tuesdays and a charge for entry is only made after midnight of about GBP 3. Thanks to Madam Grumpy's friends for passing over that info as the good lady has not returned our Editor's phone calls. Will it open in September and which year will that be? SHAFTED --------------------------------------------------------------- Obar Dheadhainn/Aberdeen ======================== It's been hot, it's been sticky, there's boyz 'n' girlz in their short shorts and tight t-shirts (nice!) and the short fat balding one has an extremely sun burnt scalp! So whilst you're topping up your tan, take some time out to read the latest info for the expanding Grampian scene. Cube: Yes, Sal's has been renamed Cube and is welcoming any who wishes to part with their hard earned pink pounds to partake in a drink or three in the bar before heading upstairs to Out. Drink promos to be confirmed, but I can exclusively reveal (I feel like a real hack!!) Karaoke is on its way to Cube! OUT Club: News from our friends at Out have confirmed that Frankie is now officially the club manager (straight from Madame Grumpy's very own mouth!) and the club continues with new acts coming up to entertain you. On the 8th August Ultra Nate performed to a large and appreciative crowd, with special performances by the likes of Hazell Dean at the end of September and many more acts to be confirmed, the club is going all out for your custom. Sundays see the introduction of the 2-4-1 Good Vodka promo as well as the usual drink offers continuing. The punters at Out seem to be very happy with the new sound and lighting rigs, giving a loud and bright start to any weekend. Madame Grumpy passes on his best wishes to the new ventures due to open in Aberdeen and let the scene prosper. Abacos is open 7 days a week with meals (fantastic all day breakfast as a hang over cure) at reasonable prices served from Noon to 7pm. The bar has an in-house DJ (John) playing house and chart dance stuff every Saturday. The drinks promos march on with 2 bottles of 'C' Cider for GBP 1.50, House Doubles only GBP 2.00 and the usual 2-4-1 specials. Opening hours are 11am-Midnight Sun to Thu and 11am-1am Fri and Sat. Indigo (formerly 'Oh Henry's') in the Adelphi was due to open its doors to all you disco bunnies on the 16th Aug (spotted the mistake yet? yip in last month's column I said the 1st, so slap me!! Pleaseeeeeee!!) This is Oh Henry's second coming out and with a new name, refurbishments and drinks promotions promises to be one of the places to be seen in. Indigo will be open 7 nights a week from 5pm-2am on school nights and till 3am at the weekends. Free entry on weeknights and free before midnight at the weekends with a GBP 3 entry fee or GBP 2 with flyer after Midnight. If you want a comfy seat get there early to avoid disappointment. Mint (formerly 'Mr. G's') Will (the Manager) was slightly hung-over when I talked to him having spent the previous night and early morning at CC Blooms, so this is just a taster for what is to come. Mint opens on 5th Sep and is a mixed club housed in that old Aberdeen stalwart of the club scene Mr. G's. The club is currently being refurbished ready for the opening night. A mix of sounds from Camp to House and Dance music will keep you all entertained with more word on special events and promotions to come later. Wellman's have launched a special offer for students wishing to join the health club. A lifetime membership fee of GBP 20 (includes the first session) thereafter GBP 5 per visit. The sauna now has two video and DVD areas. North East Scotland Gay Group kicks off its Autumn to Summer session on Sun 21st Sep at 7.30pm, the first meeting to be held at the PHACE Scotland offices at 21-23 Justice Mill Lane, Aberdeen. The group is open to men of all ages and meets on the third Sunday of each month. NESGG is a social and befriending group with some meetings attended by a visiting speaker. For more information contact the PHACE Scotland offices on Aberdeen (01224) 587166 or by e-mail. Pride 'o' Moray LGBT Group also kicks off in September with a meeting at the Health Promotions office, High Street, Elgin on Thu 25th Sep at 7.30pm. The group is being restarted to find out what provision of services are available and required for people living in the Moray area. For more information contact PHACE Scotland. Granite Sisters have asked me to remind you about Scotland's first 'Dance & Chat' for gay women at the Aberdeen Arts Centre on Sun 7th Sep from 4-9pm, open to all ages. Tickets are GBP 3 each. As this is a bit of history in the making, come along and be part of the legend. By visiting the 4-2-9 website you can also see what accommodation is available as it is the "in thing" to travel to events. The centre is closed to the public on a Sunday so the 'Dance & Chat' is exclusively for those who want to go along. Contact Granite Sisters on Aberdeen (01224) 713336 or E-mail: 4-2-9@clara.co.uk for details. Granite Sisters is now very much a Scotland wide group, with meetings in Tayside and throughout Grampian scheduled for the year ahead. A subgroup of Granite Sisters is the Spirituality Group, which hold regular events of Rainbow Web Weaving. Grampian Gender Group (3G) is having a change in the group's contact times. The number is staying the same 07050 562175 but you will only be able to contact them on Monday nights 7-9pm. The group is helping in the work being carried out by the Inclusion in Health Project, looking at Transgendered health needs. So if you're interested in having your say in improving current health provision then drop a line to andrear@ phacescotland.org and Andrea will no doubt fill you in (chortle!). Otherwise the group offers the usual mix of tea, biscuits, chat and bitchin'. As the fine sultry nights continue more and more guyz are out cruising so the local boyz 'n' girlz in blue (the police) asked me to pass on some personal safety stuff for the guyz who go cruising: 1. Never take any more money than you need to, if possible leave your wallet with the bulk of your hard earned readies and charge/credit cards at home and keep your cash or bank card somewhere safe (not the back pocket of your jeans). 2. If you have one carry a personal attack alarm, if you don't see the fab people at PHACE and they can get you one. 3. Always make yourself aware of the area you are in, find the best route of escape, you may need it. 4. Try and be aware of what is happening around you, if it feels unsafe leave and come back later. 5. If possible go along with someone else, now this may seem a wee bit silly but they might like cruising too. 6. If you're approached by someone you don't like the look of or if they give you the creeps walk away. 7. If you have a mobile phone programme this number into it - Aberdeen (01224) 386000 - Grampian Police HQ - it could be a life saver. 8. If you see someone being attacked and you can safely get away to a safe distance, try and get a good description of the attacker, phone the police, make your presence known by shouting or by using the attack alarm and only wade in to assist if the person leaves the area. If in doubt run like fuck then phone! 9. Finally, never put yourself at risk. Happy cruising. Grampian Police will continue to occasionally send patrol cars to the cruising areas to keep an eye on things. If you are worried about anything, don't be afraid to speak to them, they are human and unless you're shagging something on the bonnet of your Mondeo you've nothing to worry about! Final Fairy Thought: OK so you've all bitched about it for long enough, now you have an Aberdeen scene to be proud of. With a total of five venues (yip, count them, five!!) vying for your money. Now the ole cynic in me says "It'll never last" but if we are sensible and spread our cash out evenly there is no reason why we can't keep all of them going. Let's face it a change of venue to visit over the weekend or on one night is fab, just look at Edinburgh and Glasgow. If the central belt can do it, so can we! I'm off to mount my steed (watch it now!) and ride off into the sunset on yet another bike lesson, how bloody difficult can it be to pass a motorbike test? Give me four wheels and a steel box around me any day! Hopefully by the time I get round to writing the next column I'll be a fully fledged gay biker!! As always be happy, apply plenty of sun block, play safe and remember, "Let's be careful out there" Mark Thomson E-mail: markt@phacescotland.org Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 587166 --------------------------------------------------------------- Fringe Reviews ============== No idea what you might want to see? Our intrepid reviewers have a few suggestions. A Very Naughty Boy Pleasance Courtyard until 25 August A slightly nervy look at Monty Python's alcoholic homosexual - this play is more the life of Graham Chapman as told by John Cleese. You can imagine Cleese screaming at any moment, "He's not a genius, he's a very naughty boy!" Adrian Poynton's Chapman is convincing, looking much more the part than Tom Price's Cleese. Price is simply much to short - though his almost perfect Cleese voice and face ensures you forget this in moments. Lines taken from the Python shows and films pepper the whole show, there is some real humour here - by far the best bit is the depiction of Chapmen's University Interview which plays brilliantly on the classic Python 'argument' sketch. Chapman and Cleese wrote together over several decades - and it's fitting that the show ends with the regrets of Cleese But the best bits in this play are the Python gags - and I wanted more of them.*** Mel and Sue Pleasance Courtyard until 17 August We are in familiar territory here. You've seen Late Lunch, Celebrity Big Brother and the Kingsmill ads. I'm told that they pop up on some Breakfast TV show too. What you have seen on the telly - you get on the stage for an hour. Though perhaps, on reflection, you get a little bit more. The Jackie and Sam holiday resort stuff was edgier as was the quip about the Spanish Soap Opera "It's like EastEnders but with Spics in it." You will laugh yourself silly - you won't be able to help it. It's all a bit loose round the edges, it does sometimes go wrong - but that simply adds to the audience's enjoyment. Mel and Sue are having a good time up there and they are letting us play along with it.**** Jason Wood - Gets His Hits Out For the Lads After success last year, the camp singing impersonator is back with a new show. For those not familiar, Jason is a very good mimic who does the likes of Alison Moyet, Craig David and Sarah Brightman perfectly - but also has a strong line in audience banter (and abuse). His show this year had more stand up stuff and some new imperinations, but he picked on the front row audience members mercilessly. Some people were simply too tense to have a good time. A real shame that.*** Sam 'n' Emma in Pop Tarts - Pleasance Courtyard until 25th August Emma Taylor and Samantha Sanns are terrific performers, speeding away through loosely connected comic sketches around a story that doesn't really matter. One minute they are pole dancers, the next they are cannibalistic mountaineers or TV presenters. You know that clasic Pulp Fiction moment when John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson discus burgers? Abnormal people in offbeat worlds who talk just like us. Sam 'n' Emma also convey that feel. And these characters are more like us than we would want to admit. It's astonishing to find that the writers, choreographer and director are all men. Clearly these guys write for women well. You gay guys will enjoy it - the whole thing is so camp - but it's the women in the audience that will really love this show.**** Bad Play C Chambers Street until 24 August Bad Play has a dreadful premise, terrible script and some awful techie fucking up the lighting. Everyone involved with Bad Play should be killed. Pass me the keys to that aeroplane.* Shamlet C Central until 24th August A fictitious group of random lovie thesps, a nun and Dervish get together to stage Hamlet (or possibly Hamlet - the Musical). Then Shakespeare's ghost persuades a member of the cast to dig up his corpse and recover the 'lost plays' buried with him. Havoc ensues. It quickly becomes obvious that the plot is not the most immportant thing here - which is no bad thing. Harry Dickman's Shakespeare gets all the best lines. This is an openly gay Shakespeare with attitude and an awful wife who has too a sharp tongue. As for the lovie thesps - Louis Brownhill's Dervish deserves great credit for making an open beautiful face look really really stupid. Also Shamlet writer /cast member Andew Doyle somehow manages to play the whole thing totally serious and straight - a testament to his acting. Perhaps the stage was too big for the cast - which lead to some sloppy looking directing. But this is a minor fault in a genuinely hilarious production. If Chris Morris wrote Acorn Antiques then you would be half way to Shamlet.**** Shakespeare for Breakfast C Chambers Street until 24 August More Shakespeare for fun in a very different show. The worst part is the 10am time slot. The second worst is the audience participation. But with a chirpy cast and a free breakfast - Shakespeare for Breakfast get away with it. This time it's Macbeth that is getting the treatment. We have Lady 'MacDeath', complete with leather trousers and a whip, and more gender bending cast members than the Ladyboys of Bangcock. The puns are awful. But there are far worse ways of starting your Fringe day.*** Charlie Ross in Tracksuits and Munchkins CO2 Oxygen until 24 August Charlie is a stand up comic on a journey through growing up, teaching PE and coming out. But you don't have to be a friend of Dorothy to love this man - the most homophobic audience member would be joining Mardi Gras after an hour in his company. Nor is this just another coming out story. It's also a wee trip through the history of popular culture. The Doctor Who gags in particular score direct hits as do the stories of sadistic school games and slowly changing attitudes. Although the willingness of the audience to 'join in the fun' is a major part of the show, one never feels threatened or reluctant to participate. The trick to Charlie's act is his normallness. You quickly realise that in Charlie, gay comedy has grown up beyond the 'look at me I'm a big poof routine' and come of age. If you are considering coming out to your parents - take them to this show first. He really is that good. In short, Charlie is a new Scottish comedy genius (rare that, these days). And he's one of us.***** Hardcore Pleasance Dome until 25 August With the flyers and posters that have been doing the rounds, do you really need a review of Hardcore? Isn't this just this years 'Cock Play'? Indeed, it would be totally right to suggest that the best thing about Hardcore are the fit bodies of Craig (Alex Hassel), Kevin (Simon Thomas), Robert (Chris Redmond) and Martin (Phil Matthews). Four boys who get together to shoot a porn film. Craig has been in these movies before, streetwise, but always short of cash, he deals 'E' on the sly. He staggers along the his emotional journey throughout the play - indeed we learn much more about him than the others. Kevin is an alleged heterosexual who is there for the cash. Constantly on the phone to his girlfriend, he seems to enjoy the sex scenes a little too much. Robert is living the life of Riley with his cashed up older partner. Why he wants to be in a gay porn film is not sufficiently explained - surely not just to get laid? Martin though, is by far my favourite character (and the, ahem, best looking). Young, naive, he talks to much - he's looking for love. Like Craig he also goes on a journey, but in the opposite direction. Here we see what effect the porn industry can have on even the most intelligent young man. Ultimately we are dealing with cliched characters in a cliched world. But don't let that put you off too much - this play does have something to say.**** NewsRevue 2003 C Chambers Street until 25 August After 24 years on the Fringe, it would be disappointing if veteran satirists NewsRevue, didn't raise a smile or two. And they do - especially with the George W Bush material and the 'If I was Israeli' skit. But 9/11, Diana's death and Dr. Shipman all get another airing, as well as all together more offensive material. This reviewer is not and never has been a fan of political correctness. Straight people can make fun of gay people and it can be funny. Indeed, though I have heard much on the Fringe that could be, and is, seen as offensive by others, I have a thick skin and laugh along. NewsRevue's 'Fisting by the Pool' sketch is in an entirely different league however. Apparently a satire of Michael Barrymore's troubles - it would sit better on the lips of Bernard Manning than on that of a so called topical show. It wasn't even satirising the Barrymoore situation - which is fair game. It simply sneered at and mocked gay sex. The ignorance of the subject was such the otherwise talented actors didn't even mimic the fisting act correctly. Peter Tatchell would do well to keep an eye on the 'Fisting' script writer for future misdemeanours. Appalling.* The Flirt Lab C Chambers Street until 24 August Judith Faultless and Frida Torrance have, we are told, had 17 years of intense study into flirting at the Judith Faultless Institute. It is the result of this research that we are presented with tonight. It's just a little odd that, after all this hard work over the years, neither can get a boyfriend. The camp value in this show is immense. They inspect the male audience members constantly, getting us to stand at one point and later asking us to strip (which, of course, nobody does). The Flirt Lab is a one joke show that is very very funny. Rather Like French and Saunders and to a lesser extent, Mel and Sue, this double act constantly seeks to undermine each other in all they do. When one gets a date with Rob the Techie, the other does all she can to put an end to it. The final pay off gag is inspired.**** Sol Bernstein - Almost Alive Gilded Balloon Teviot until 25 August Here we have an ageing Jewish comedian who comes to Edinburgh in a sharp suit, and tells the rest of us to wear a tie. We then proceed through ugly wife gags, other assorted cracks - and a good dose of the usual Jewish humour. To be honest, this man is too, well, old to be really offensive. His views on bisexuality seemed so dated, so wrong, he could have gotten away with it if they had been funny. Gets an extra star for having a wee poke at the Israeli Government though.** Tina C - Lifestyle Guru Pleasance Courtyard until 25 August If you only ever see one drag act again - see Tina C. Part traditional drag - part biting satire on US international policy. Tina C's shows have the sass and the grit of true cutting edge cabaret. Last year she did the Twin Towers Tribute. This year she is the Lifestyle Guru. As you queue for the show attractive Pleasance staff distribute cards and pens. On them you write a personal problem. Later, during the show, and in between original radical comedy country music, Tina is Agony Aunt. Whilst not as edgy as last year's show (but then everybody is doing Twin Towers gags this year) Lifestyle guru still has enough to be a cut above a regular drag act on the gay pub roundabout. She is quick, biting, very funny, and has great legs.**** Mitch Benn and the Distractions Gilded Balloon until 24 August Mitch Benn is a legend. If you have never heard the song 'Crap Shag' you should treat your ears immediately. Nowhere has music and comedy been blended together to such effect. The Barron Knights never even came close. Unbelievably Mitch's last Fringe was three years ago, an absolute age, but this year he is back with a complete set of new tunes. He simply parodies other peoples work with a totally original approach. He can perform in the style of your choosing but his rapping really hit the spot. How about Macbeth to the Eminem tune 'My Name Is'? "I won a battle at the head of my legions /Showing my allegiance slapping down Norwegians" Backed up with professional band (a drummer and guitarist/keyboard player) this stuff would be entertaining enough sung straight. As it is this show should pack them to the rafters for three weeks and then go on a world tour. Brilliant.***** Topping And Butch: Take It Up The Octave! Pleasance Courtyard until 25 August Topping and Butch frequent the gay pubs of the South East of England making people laugh a lot. This is the kind of thing we could use much more of up here. Camp as fuck means that they get away with much that the mainstream would not touch. They are bitches - but they are political bitches as they perform 'Bombing 9 to 5' to the US Military. Topping and Butch nail that great lie. In reality some gay men really do improve with age.*** Craig Hill The Assembly Rooms until 25 August Oh Craig - he is such a bundle of loveliness. One big fat grin in a kilt - his fan base is threatening to explode the comedy circuit and go mainstream. Today he is hosting the 'T in the Park' show on TV, tomorrow he'll be filling in for Richard and Judy. It's just a matter of time. But for now he is still ours. His 'Newtown Bar' song, a satire on the gay bar in Edinburgh and sung to the tune of 'Downtown' is pure genius. His quips about Leith, and the Leith Festival are spot on. He picks on his audience occasionally, but nicely. His humour is just about self deprecating enough to keep you on side. All in all a very polished performer. Enjoy Craig while you can.**** This is Soap C Central until 24th August The concept is that the previous days audience give the cast ideas to be improvised for the following day's show. Last year I raved about This is Soap. In 2003 it's even better. Not sure about the time slot though. Like Shakespeare for Breakfast - this show is more of a kick starter than a main course. Still entertaining enough, nevertheless.**** Don't forget to go to the Waverley Care All Star Comedy shows - August 21st and 22nd at the Edinburgh Festival Theatre. And wear those tartan ribbons with pride, people! Martin Walker E-mail: mgwuk2003@yahoo.co.uk Alpenglow Projects, Fraulein Else C At the start I didn't think Amy de Lucia who adapted and acts in this one person show was going to be able to make it, her voice sounded so quiet against the very necessary fans in the space, but she did. Playing a 17 year old rich girl staying at a hotel in the early 20th century we experience the sexual tensions of innocent youth. Getting a letter from her father who is in desperate need of 30,000 guilders or else he is ruined, what will she do? And with whom? Some seriously good acting here but I did have a problem in working out which sections were reality and which fantasy. Are 17 year olds really this demented? It's a long time since I was 17 but I think for many the answer is yes.*** Velocet, After Sex All the Animals are Sad C OK, I went to see it because of the bizarre title but it really didn't work for me. It featured a woman, Christine (Anna James Manni), who seemed far too intelligent to be the Christian that she was, and her atheist zoologist partner Jerry (Thom Disney), but the two of them seemed to have nothing in common. She befriended a murderer in prison, Max (Adam Brace), and they establish some sort of a relationship. Then it ends. Er, is that it? Apparently yes.** Electric Company Theatre, Brilliant: The Blinding Enlightenment of Nikola Tesla C I'm glad they didn't put "multimedia" in the programme as I would have taken that for a euphemism for "crap", which it wasn't. This is a splendid combination of film, recorded sound and fast paced acting by a cast of four. It also had quite an intricate lighting design that was amazing for the Fringe where get in and get out times are so short. A historical tale about the genius of Nikola Tesla, the father of AC power and much else besides. It tells of his rivalry with Edison and Tesla's eccentricities. It also focuses on conspiracies. Why did the US Government blow up his New York tower during World War II? Were his dreams of free electricity and mass communication that threatening? Why did the FBI seize all his papers after his death in 1943? Quite a lot to take in when all I was expecting was a biography of a scientist. Well worth seeing.*** cpt Company, Napoleon in Exile Traverse Well, this certainly wins the prize in the weirdness stakes. Take a doctor, a nurse, a patient who lost all his memory in Vancouver in November 1999, Napoleon played by a woman (who may or may not be imagining who she is), Josephine and see how they interrelate. Just to add extra spice add in sections delivered in, I think, Finnish, Italian, Latin, and French. Is that clear? No, I thought not. It started with apparent random words delivered by actors and a number of bizarre scenes followed. What were they trying to say? Who knows? On the positive side the acting was first rate and the overall quality of the production was what one would expect from the Traverse, but there are far more accessible things available there.** Out of Joint & The Royal Court, Duck Traverse One expects great things from Out of Joint. We got them in this superb new play by Stella Feehily. Set in Dublin, but it could just as well be anywhere, it tells of two young women coming to terms with adulthood, the problems with their families and so much more besides. Cat (Ruth Negga), has a drug dealing lover who is not averse to violence. It is probably not a good idea therefore to blow up his expensive motor, nor to start a relationship with an elderly writer. Her friend Sophie (Elaine Symons) leads a more conventional life but still has her problems. I'll say no more about the story but do see this play if you enjoy first rate theatre.***** SPID Theatre Company, Bluebeard's Wives C Central What would it be like to really live the life of a fairytale after the line "and they all lived happily ever after"? This play be Helena Thompson explores that territory. I did feel a bit too much was expected to be understood by the audience before entering the theatre but a fine performance by Faith Hagerty.*** The Riot Group, Pugilist Specialist Pleasance Courtyard We live in a madhouse where the leading politician purports to be a Christian but seems to have forgotten the bit about thou shall not kill. Where government scientists committed to ridding the world of weapons of mass destruction are at best driven to suicide and at worst are murdered. Where the main opposition Party seems even more gung-ho than the government, and the only media debate is over who sexed-up which report and not on the underlying morality. In such a society there are few avenues for comment, but one of them is theatre. Forget Fringe Firsts, forget five stars, perhaps once or twice in a generation there comes a theatre of the moment that shouts out through all the lies and the humbug, to roar out the truth. This is such a moment. We have 4 US marines, 3 lieutenants, 2 bright and one who believes Fox News, and a colonel who just wants to get the job done. They are in Black Operations and are given a meaningless justification for going after "The Bearded Lady" (read Saddam Hussein). We are led through the absurdity of military jargon, of neo-conservatives with a bizarre world view forcing the military to deliver what they can in the real world, and much more besides. When reality is this mad just telling it as it is becomes satire. Delivered in The Riot Group's unique fast paced way there was laugh after laugh, but laugh and you would miss the next two gags. This resulted in an audience where about a quarter were laughing at any one time when I saw it. By contrast I'm told that the following day the audience didn't realise they were allowed to laugh and heard it in silence. Biting political theatre. Set design? Two benches and a non-functioning microphone. When the power of the word is so strong who needs more? Adriano Shaplin has delivered the finest piece of theatre I've seen in my life so far.***** UNLV, Joe... This Infinite Universe Garage Having a narrator on stage in a piece of dance is unusual. So is trying to cover everything from the big bang to the present day. For me it didn't quite work but as always there was fine dancing by Louis Kavouras.*** Savage Wit, Partly it's about Love Partly it's about Massacre Assembly Rooms The main problem I had with this fine piece of writing by Fiona Sprott and ably performed by Jacqueline Linke was that throughout there was text projected onto black drapes that I just couldn't read. A story about relationships and how little things that matter not at all to one party can be matters of crucial importance to the other - getting crumbs in the butter - that sort of thing. Doing a 90 minute monologue is not easy, but Linke performed it faultlessly.*** Count Arthur Strong, The Greatest Story Ever Told Gilded Balloon Teviot We were told we were in for a lecture about the bible from Count Arthur Strong. We got precious little of it but did learn a bit about God creating Adam and Eve from spare ribs to the present day when we have Cliff Richard. What we got was Steve Delaney's character who had obviously spent too long down the pub and was appropriately performing in the Wine Bar, talking marvellous gibberish, arguing with himself as he gets his words wrong, engaging in a wine tasting where the aim is to drink as much as possible, and much much more. An altogether more polished performance than last year's brilliant show by a more confident performer. Anyone who can carry off having his back to the audience, drinking, and muttering to himself for about a minute is a master of comic timing. Brilliant, sheer brilliance.***** Dance Japanesque, Vagina Garage Sometime people announcing a show start making an announcement that says more than they expect and I really could tell that the statement "Ladies and gentlemen the house is now open for vagina" conveyed more meaning than he had hoped. Totally unlike what I was expecting from the programme and all the better for that I was reminded of some of the early work that was presented under the title "The Japan Experience". It starts with dancers everywhere and while the frenetic nature of the dance, the song "silence is sexy", the skimpy costumes, and the female dancers competing for the one male may have implied this was about sex, the one part of the human anatomy it didn't seem to be about was the vagina. Superb dance though with a well thought out post show routine that really milked the applause.**** Heather Ruffo, Nine Parts of Desire Traverse Ruffo takes us through what it is like to be an Iraqi woman, probably before recent events. The performance was faultless but it did take some time to realise she was playing a series of different woman. It might have been better had it not been done as a one hander. It did however have one totally memorable line "what is depleted uranium if not a weapon of mass destruction".*** Kudos, Exposure Pleasance Courtyard I'm not sure where to begin with this play about the early photographer Edward Muybridge who showed that the image of horses galloping used for centuries was wrong except to say there was a story to be told. Unfortunately this play feels far more like 10 actors who want to do the Edinburgh Fringe than people with something to say. Why 10 actors, why some elaborate costumes but bare feet, why leap backwards and forwards in time, and why the reference to Jude Kelly in the programme? Are you trying to embarrass her? Dreadful.* Henry Naylor, Finding Bin Laden Gilded Balloon Teviot There are various ways of telling a story. I was wondering what I was letting myself in for with this. It's listed as comedy yet appeared to have a serious photographic exhibition to go with it. To start with it's a light hearted comedy, a satellite TV journalist worried about losing his job is in Afghanistan trying to get the next scoop before the BBC. It follows a familiar trail of the news media inventing news and featuring an Al Quida Archers fan getting the cast arrested and no doubt imprisoned at Guantanimo Bay. However in the final 15 minutes it turns into something altogether more serious about how real media manipulation presents us with a fairytale world. Throughout there are familiar pictures projected of recent destruction in Afghanistan. It ends with unpleasant pictures of dead bodies. It gets that heavy.**** Volcano Theatre Company, This Imaginary Woman Underbelly Volcano take risks, and deserve credit for that. This means they produce some utterly brilliant shows and some that, well, are not masterpieces. Fern Smith may be a remarkable actor but she is not Edith Piaf. Even if she were I'm not sure this show would work. To convey meaning through word is easy, through song not so. I had to read the press release to understand what this show was trying to say.** Volcano Theatre Company, TalkSexShow Underbelly I saw this show early so it may have got better, it felt as though it had a few rough edges. Sex is undoubtedly this land's favourite participatory sport - I refuse to believe all those reports that claim it is darts - yet we seem reluctant to talk about it, particularly with strangers. This show tries to break down some of those barriers. I overheard someone saying as they walked in that there was no audience participation. I repeated this to someone as we walked out and he creased himself laughing. Well he had only had a blond wig placed on his head and had one of the actors writhing on his thighs. This was a show where I didn't risk letting my notebook make an appearance. However I was required to tell the audience about the development of my erection. And that sums it up. A room full of people, all familiar with sex, yet not something you talk about in polite company. Why not?*** Paines Plough, The Straits Traverse At first I thought I was in an early Frantic Assembly show and it came as no surprise there was some involvement with that company. This was however a Paines Plough show, which means it was brilliant. It tells of some teenagers growing up in Gibraltar at the time of the Falklands war. Let's be clear Doink (James Marchant) is thick. Jock (Stephen Wright) is not much better. Darren (Calum Callaghan) has a bit more about him and is therefore regarded as a poof. Thank god he wasn't really or he would have been dead if this pair got their hands on him. Darren has a sister, Tracy (Jenny Platt), who while no star is the brightest of the four. It really didn't need the Falklands or Gib as this is a story of racist military kids and there dim horizons and it was here I had problems. I have so little in common with such people that relating to them is difficult. It's rare that I mention lighting design, because normally if you notice it it shows how bad it is. I didn't notice it in that way in this show but occasionally thought "fucking hell, that's good". Superb work by Natasha Chivers once again.**** Parados Dance Company, The Tango Spell, C There are companies one has heard of, those that look as though they may be interesting, and those that don't even register on the radar. This lot were in the third category. So why did I see them? Well they had 3 minutes at C Venues launch showcase and I was sufficiently impressed to take a longer look. This is frequently a mistake as at these events companies often put on the best 3 minutes of their show. So was it as good as those 3 minutes? No. The whole show was better. With only a few words at the start and the finish this is about dance, sexual allure, jealousy, rivalry, hedonistic pleasure, and lots more. There may be some tango in this but there is much else besides. Without a doubt the dance sensation of the 2003 Fringe.***** Grid Iron, Those Eyes That Mouth 32 Abercrombie Place That space, those actors. Grid Iron did not have it easy this year when they had only 2 weeks to re-set their piece in this wonderful space having been refused a theatre licence for their original location after complaints from neighbours. Complaints? They should have felt honoured. I'm told by the producer Judith Doherty that the production both gained and lost by the change. I'm amazed it lost anything. We walk through rooms in a semi-derelict house where a tale is told. My main criticism is that the space was so wonderful I was sometimes more enchanted by that than the events on stage. Go and see it and soak up the entire theatrical experience.**** Semper Fi, Ladies & Gents Traverse 4 Not heard of Traverse 4? That's hardly surprising as it's actually the public conveniences behind the Catholic cathedral. It was a mistake to see this show straight after Grid Iron. They may both be site specific but the places felt and smelt quite different. I realised that for the first time of my life I was in an Edinburgh public convenience that didn't stink which gave it an unreal atmosphere. The smell of stale urine would have added to this work (and I defy anyone to find a review of any other show containing those words). A very dark piece in every way, from lighting to plot. The audience is divided into two groups and see half in either the ladies or the gents and are then swapped round. I got hints of cottaging, deception, betrayal, whoreing, murder, and press photographers. Very well done but not quite my thing.*** Our Europe, Italian Cappuccino, French Croissants and Danish Pastries - Do We Really Need Europe Gateway Theatre Listed under events this was the launch for the Our Europe organisation. And what an event it was, the largest audience that I have seen on the Edinburgh Fringe this year that seemed to consist of Scotland's great and the good plus me. It is clear that Tomek Borkowy, who runs Hill Street and the Gateway, has a large part to play in this organisation that seeks to develop cultural understanding between Scotland and other parts of Europe. Quite which parts of Europe was more up for debate. Ricky Demarco was championing Siberia - teach that man some geography. However the highlight of the meeting was Scotland's culture minister who totally misjudged the audience and droned on and on and on. After failing to take many hints eventually one of the audience stood up to walk out and shouted "Why don't you just shut up?" He took this as a prompt to say more. The guy sat behind me was repeatedly mouthing "shut up" whether in annoyance or as a hint is anyone's guess. Eventually he stopped. Recalling this tale to someone that night he said "You mean he made Sir Les Patterson look like an intellectual". Got it in one.** Scottish Dance Theatre Dance Base How much better can Scottish Dance Theatre get? Not much based on this superb performance. There are limits to what can be achieved on stage. Two pieces. Self Observation without Judgement, choreographed by Victor Quijada is a beautiful piece about relationships and being alone. This is followed by the even sillier named My House is Melting. This came across as a celebration of movement. A series of very different dances, some happy, some sad that enchanted and held spellbound a delighted audience.***** APE Productions, Red Peter Demarco Rocket Art House Occasionally it is worth seeing something done really badly because it makes one realise just how good it is when it is done well. This could have been so good. There is rich material in this adaption of Kafka's A report to the Academy, about an ape who becomes human. I suspect with decent direction Rowan Bangs could have carried off his cross between a gorilla and a man. Unfortunately he didn't get it. For some unknown reason rather than presenting this piece in a normal way a decision was made to "relate" to the audience in a physical way with the actor moving amongst them. It was just embarrassing. At least this is what happened after the piece eventually started. For other inexplicable reasons nothing happened for 4 minutes after the lights went down. I did wonder whether the whole piece was going to consist of nothing at all on stage. If it had it would have been better.* Pip Utton, Only the Lonely Roman Eagle Lodge This is billed as being about Troy Orbison, a performer doing a tribute act, but it is really about Dave Williams, an ordinary bloke, trying to lead a decent life, coping with everything fate throws at him. As always Utton's writing gets inside the complexity of what it is to be a human being. This time there are however some laughs. We didn't get many of those in Adolf. Excellent writing, excellent acting, an excellent show.**** Nabokov, Camarilla C One of the joys of the Fringe is when you pick a show almost at random, go and see it expecting little, and it turns out to be one of the theatre sensations of the year. A bomb explodes and a young woman is injured. Who did it? How does this and other events affect her family? How do different people see the same events? How important are civil liberties? What is it to be free? Means and Ends. Van Badham has written a wonderful play. See it.***** Martin Powell martinp@drink.demon.co.uk Why should we attend any event in this year's Edinburgh Festivals? - I hear you say. Perhaps it is because it will afford us the opportunity to look beyond the parameters set either by ourselves or society, knowingly or unknowingly, beyond the bar or sauna in which you find so much support the rest of the year. At best we are in danger of finding an new and innovative way of resolving an issue we cannot, or will not, address which despite many drinks and sauna visits we just cannot ignore. At worse we can settle for an evening of leering with avarice intent upon some new and dream-invoking eye candy from out of town. Whatever the motive the outcome can only empower us to be what we want to be or at least broaden our options to attain that goal. But enough of this homespun philosophy, what does the festival have to offer that inspires any of the above. Janet Street Porter... All The Rage, Assembly Rooms, Supper Room. Our beloved Janet,the bringer of such diverse attactions and successes as Youth TV and Rambling Great Britain, needs your help. Such a plea created in the audience what can best be described as a butt-clenching gringe. We are being asked by one of the most notable media devas to help get look in depth into her past and look forward to a possible career rethink. Your cringe will so ease to laughter as Janet takes you through her family history, her marriages and her love life often in hilarious detail. An enjoyable hour in the company of an interesting lady. Rope Underbelly A sinister plot is 'hatched' by two student lovers, the strong and phychopathic Brandon and his weaker partner Granillo, the outcome of which would see them brutally kill a mutual friend and invite his family to dine within feet of their slain relative. This play is set in the decadent upper class London of the 1920's and has been kept true to the original script by director, Sarah Drinkwater, resulting in a strong and convincing performance by this young London company. Not a play for the faint-hearted but a must for all devotees of phycho drama helping you develop a healthy apettite for lunch at least. Cafe Coward Cafe Royal It is the early 1950's, Noel Coward reflects the turbulent years with the 'spirit' of another controversial icon of that era, Gertrude Lawrence, whose death has just been announced to a grieving multitude of adoring fans not least of which is Noel himself. Punctuating his one-man in the Cafe de Paris with touching flashbacks of their long platonic love affair, Nick Cheales as Noel Coward and Suzanne Mott as Gertrude Lawrence give a suberb performance in this hour of gentele nostalgia for the more mature and apprieciative members of our LGBT community. Skirts Old St Pauls Church, Jeffery Street Three lads, all straight and extremely frustated, devise a hair-brained scheme to attract girlfriends - a task none of whom have had much success in achieving to date. The plan is to crossdress for the purpose of gaining entrance to the local (women only) aerobics class at the nearby leisure centre. A near senile granmother of one of lads reminds him of the days when she helped his grandad to crossdress and the joy they both took in this controversial passtime. Add to the farcical mix many energetic dream sequences of not just the lads but their new-found female friends and you have an hour of mildy amusing hetrosexual merriment. Non-Scene, A Dead Gays Play, Garage Theatre Lionel (Alan French) is a lonely gay man, under-appreciated in his hum drum office job and eager to offer to anyone on the gay scene his 'services' as a sub. But Lionel is unable to persuade any of the few visitors he does lure to his shabby front room to stay more than a fleeting moment. But that was in the early days. Lionel now diversifies his taste in men, these ones stay because they have little choice as does the biological changes we alone see in them when he engages them in his macabre fantasy. A suberb supporting preformance by the young Office Janet (Alex Scott), the skinhead (Philip Hayden) and the longstanding friend Andy Pandini who are lead by the polished and powerful performance by Alan French in this, the latest work from the poison (but accomplished) pen of Brian Fillis. Not for the faint-hearted, though not entirely without humour, catch this work before it too disappears. PS Let your friends and barman meet that dark and handsome stranger you just met before being dragged into the night, Lionel comes in many forms. The Bootleg, Clare Summerskill, Theatre Workshop Take a generous helping of Victoria Wood and add a likewise portion of Joni Mitchell and to round it off impecable credentials of a much enjoyed lesbian, singing her original work, and you have the recipe for one hour of sheer enjoyment. Relax as Clare introduces you to Mary, the cottage dwelling dyke. Meet Magdalene, the workshop touting organiser of the annual Women's camp. And finally meet big soft-hearted Ange the pub owner. Wether LGBT or 'others' a warm welcome awaits you from this highly accomplished performer with a meterosexual appeal. Godspell C Chambers Street For the more mature of us this is an ideal opportunity to indulge in eighty minutes of musical nostalgia. If in addition you are of a religious bent, perhaps a member of MCC, (you know who you are), then many happy hours of clap-happy tunes will rattle around in your head from a strong and capable young cast. A few adaptations have been made to incorporate latest trends in musical style, but the essence of a classic 70's musical remains to delight you. Vera Wilde Bedlam Theatre In this abridged version of Vera Wilde we are not only being given the opportunity to pay homage to our beloved Oscar Wilde, one of the world's most celebrated gay icons, but we allowed a rare glimpse of the motivation behind one of his earliest works. For those of an Modern History leaning, particularlly of the Russian flavour, roll up and be educated. Opening in the late nineteenth century, the political aspirations of a young revolutionary named Vera Zasulich and her injurous intent brings her to not only to the attention of the authorities of St Petersburg but the world and our own Oscar. The ensuing battle for an open trial and subsequent acquittal inspired Oscar to write his first play, Vera or the Nihilists. A powerful performance by this Seattle based company lead by the highly accomplished K.Brian Neel (Oscar) and Lindsay Brandon Hunter (Vera) with a suberb supporting cast make this production both enjoyable and educational. Being There Harvey Nichols Here is an unmissable opportunity 'to have and to hold' a record of the stars you have loved throughout the sixites and seventies, lovingly captured by the expert lens of well-known gay Edinburgh Photographer Stanley Reilly. From an age of mutual respect between the stars and their photographic admirers come both endearing and enduring images in a stunning exhibition which will run until Sat 30th Aug. And in reference to the 'have and hold', many images from this exhibition have been captured in a book entitled 'BEING THERE' on sale in-store priced GBP 9.99. Your purchase will afford much welcomed support for the expanding work of Scotland's leading HIV charity, Waverley Care, who are the sole beneficaries of the sale of this work wherein you will find a special foreword by Sir Elton John. A must for your coffee table and that 'nostalgia trip' which we all have from time to time. Love From Dusty. Crowne Plaza This work is a fitting tribute to the following, a great and tortured gay icon, a young man's courage and commitment to 'a love that dare not speak its name' and to all those who still suffer the oppression of homophobia in what heterosexual society alone believes are enlightened times. It is the pre-Stonewall era and the young, shy and romantically optimistic Arthur meets rugged closeted Farmer whose liking for gay icon Dusty Springfield acts as the catalyst for life-changes in them both. Arthur finds in his newly adopted role as Dusty a liberation, an empowerment, and a vehicle for change resulting in an 'understanding' that would last them a lifetime. Now Arthur can only speak through Dusty who tells this true story with memorable affection. In this post-Section 2a (Section 28 in England) era this work should be recognised as an invaluable piece of LGBT social history and used as an educational tool to combat the rising homophobia found in the young. A superb perfomance by Dusty (Chris Holmes), heartthrob Farmer (Janek Jurkiewicz) and Arthur (David Sandford) with a superb supporting cast under the fine direction of Barrie Wheatly. J-Boys Gay Samurai Revue The Garage If you are looking for entertainment that has not only energetic, erotic but fine examples of traditional and contemporary dance then look no further than this late-night show. The history of the Samurai and its tolerant attitude of homosexuality was met with both surprise and pleasure in equal measure by an enthusiastic audience. Costumes both scant and elaborate showed to perfection the finely toned physiques of these highly accomplished dancers. Meet and greet moments put both young performers and mixed audience at their ease making an enjoyable evening of cultural enlightenment. [The following reviews were received too late for the printed edition of ScotsGay and appear ONLY in the online edition of the magazine: A Friend of Dorothy, The Garage, Grindlay Street, 12.15am. Who among us are not moved by the tragic story of our beloved Judy. Allow your emotions to go on an a roller coaster ride as David Kettle 'tugs at your heart strings' with his superb renditions of many of Judy's greatest hits. Laura Sydonie captivates us with the power of her performance as she chronicles the life of our tortured gay icon with some brutal facts about an ambitious mother, a bi-sexual father and a drug enforcing Hollywood mogul. Capture these last few days of this UK tour which lets you renew your vows as 'a Friend of Dorothy'. Think no Evil of Us... My Life with Kenneth Williams by David Benson. Assembly Rooms. After too long an absence David returns with this his finest work, albeit for just one performance, and in so doing raises the standard of work upon the Fringe stage that will not just delight the audiences but inspire those who seek to follow in the profession. A packed house sat spell-bound as David affectionately caricatured one of the Britain's a most loved comedian, actor and raconteur of the last century. Hoots of laughter were often followed sighs of regret and pity as this portrayal revealed a life of a talented man often riddled with self-doubt and tortured self-loathing. A short respite from the story of Kenneth Williams came in the form of a revealing, often humorous, anecdotes of how David had been influenced by the British comic's work. A delighted audience gladly participated in the hymn singing at the 'morning assembly' to mention but one of joys of this performance during this respite. For those less fortunate not to have had the pleasure of this 'one off' performance David invites you to seek out his special limited edition video, Think no Evil of US ( recorded March 1998) and his latest collaboration with David Sant, Star Struck, at the Assembly Rooms till the 25th August. A must methinks. Noel Coward...A Tribute to the Man and his Music, Riddle's Court, High Street. There simply cannot be a better way to spend an Edinburgh Fringe Festival afternoon than to be in the company of the extremely talented Louie Utterson and Jub Davis in auditioncall.com's production of 'Noel Coward, a tribute to the man and his music'. It is only fitting that a production of such a high standard should be held in the elegant surroundings of the Green Drawing Room in a 17th century dwelling here in the 'old quarter' of our capital city. Relax in a sea of decadent nostalgia and let Louie's dulcet tones wash over you with his divine renditions of such Noel Coward classics as Someday I'll Find You, Mad About the Boy. His own superb arrangement of Bad Times Just around the Corner is accompanied by the highly accomplished double bass and piano of his co-musician Jub, such talent creates an unforgettable ambience and welcome respite from the abrasively loud and competitive world of amateur theatricals found in the street below. An unmissable work and yet another triumph from the pen of producer and director John Foley whose expertise has brought many news works to the attention of an eager and appreiciative audience through his creation of The Arts Club, Coal Wharf, North Oxfordshire where this fine production will be heading after the 23rd of this month, a note for all our readers south of the border. ****** Stop Press ********* This unforgettable tribute to our beloved Noel will be moving to a larger space in the same venue for an extra performance in aid of Waverley Care, which as we all know is Scotland's leading charity in the support of people both infected and affected by HIV/AIDS. This is a must for not just your social calendar but everyone who likes their music refined, or should I say Kylie free, so get your little book out and get those phones humming with invites and ticket orders for 'the' event to be seen at this year. VENUE 11. Riddle's Court, High Street. FRIDAY 22 AUGUST, 7.30pm. Box Office, Tel (0131) 225 8961. Kit and the Widow at the Academy for Boys, Stage by Stage Edinburgh Academy. Once again Kit and the Widow are literally packing them to the rafters at the 'Academy for Boys'. Whether you are aged 18 or 80, and some, your festival would not be complete without a visit to the Fringe's most beloved duo and their banquet of unashamed campery. Society's self-appointed great and good are but lambs to the slaughter to the incisive minds of these seasoned Fringettes whose observations will leave you aching in all the right places and still begging for more. Career focused revelations and the now traditional sing-a-long opera closure will re-affirm the wisdom of your choice of mid evening amusement of such polish and style. A life-enhancing experience that should be on the NHS. Flanders & Swann Reformed, Greyfriars Kirk House. The satirical genius of a bye gone era has been lovingly recreated by a pair of ne'er-do-wells from London. Despite this, or perhaps because of it, an hour in their company seems but a fleeting moment. Harry Vann, a self-confessed lifetime devotee of the 50's comedy duo, has coerced his cherub-faced student chum (Rob Dalling) to venture north with this distinctly English brand of humour and we are all the merrier for their sterling efforts. Such classic delights as The Gnu, Have some Madeira M'dear, and The Armadillo were delivered and received with equal measures of affection and a fitting pre-curser to hilarious audience participated rendering of The Hippopotomus. Do not let this talent go back from whence they came without your perusal lest they never return and we are the poorer, and sadder, next year for our loss. ] Sister Athletica de la Bain What a contrast between my first two fringe events this year. The powerful B minor Mass by Bach brilliantly performed by Ludus Baroque thrilled the audience at the Greyfriars Kirk. I followed up with the Wrigley Sisters at the Reid Hall. An interesting mix of traditional folk music from an Orcadian group. Afterwards I found that great allrounder Mike Hatchard (currently appearing at CO2 Oxygen, Infirmary Street in I'm Sorry I ran Over Your Quintuplets) jamming with members of New York's Lift Group (appearing at The Underbelly) at the Royal Oak in Infirmary Street. What a great evening. Piano, Violin, Comedy: is there no end to this men's talents? Come on, get off the web and get stuck into the Festival. Richard Wilson --------------------------------------------------------------- Film ==== Young Adam Showing at the 57th Edinburgh International Film Festival. It is only fitting that we start the festival with some home-grown talent, for me that can only be Ewan McGregor and his latest offering, Young Adam. McGregor heads a cast of quality wherein we find Tilda Swinton of 'Orlando' and 'The Beach'. Peter Mullan, director of 'The Magdalene Sisters' and Emily Mortimor of 'A Foreign Affair', all come together to create a moody, and at times carnal, thriller set in the early 50's on the Forth and Clyde Canal. The corpse of a young woman is found floating in the River Clyde by Joe (McGregor) and with the help of Les (Mullan) is brought ashore, immediately we notice Joe's reaction to this find differs from that of others. Is Joe's reaction one of compassion or remorse? Was the young woman's death an accident, suicide or murder? McGregor's performance as a restless drifter who finds sexual encounters a ready 'fix' for his existential crisis is flawless and has been expertly exhibited by David McKenzie's direction in a faithfull adaptation of a novel by the Scottish Beat writer Alexander Trocchi. Sister Athletica de la Bain --------------------------------------------------------------- Book Festival ============= The Edinburgh International Book Festival got off to a bang with a gig (as he's taken to calling them) from Tony Benn. The sell-out event loved Benn's coruscating wit as he laid about current political standards and the government's performance. All the passion was there although he seems a little frail now. In another sell-out, Paisley's own Christopher Brookmyre was as sharp as ever reading an hilarious short story. When question time came, one dour audience member suggested he write thrillers with less swearing. "I'll fucking bear that in mind", replied Brookmyre. Another packed house saw Booker winner Ben Okri in a plea against censorship and for more courage from writers. Roy Hattersley also laid into the government, calling for more redistributive socialism. Good stuff to come includes: Ian Rankin, Clive James, Irvine Welsh and John Mortimer. David Starkey, the eminent historian and flamboyant old queen par excellence, is to talk on Henry VIII's ill fated queens. Why not get yourself down to Charlotte Square and check it out for yourself? You can pick up a free copy of the Glasgow Herald and who knows what else! The Book Festival runs until 25th Aug. Richard Wilson --------------------------------------------------------------- International News from Rex Wockner =================================== BISHOP: CHRETIEN MAY GO TO HELL The Catholic bishop of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Fred Henry, says Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien may go to hell for his support of same-sex marriage. "He's putting at risk his eternal salvation," Henry said recently. "He's making a morally grave error and he's not being accountable to God." Canada is in the process of legalizing full same-sex marriage nationwide after courts in Ontario and British Columbia legalized it in those provinces in June and July. Foreign couples can marry in the two provinces as well. They can buy a marriage license and get married the same day. The Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops took issue with Henry's statement. "It's not the sort of language that the rest of the bishops would employ," said conference General Secretary Monsignor Peter Schonenbach. Michael Leshner, half of Canada's first married same-sex couple, called Henry's remarks "appalling." "It's sickening, it's obnoxious and it's got to stop," Leshner told Toronto's Globe and Mail. "I think the bishop has eaten too much mad cow." A new Environics poll found that 57 percent of Catholic Canadians support same-sex couples' access to full marriage. Only 38 percent of Protestants polled in favour of gay marriage. Overall, 53 percent of Canadians approve. GAY SEX NOW LEGAL IN ALL OF EUROPE Gay sex is now legal everywhere in Europe. Armenia was the last European nation to criminalize homosexuality. Its new penal code, which took effect on 1st Aug, lifted the ban. MEXICANS TO START GLAAD-LIKE GROUP Activists in Mexico City are beginning the process of setting up a media-monitoring group like the U.S.' Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. It likely will be named Red Nacional (National Network). FILIPINO POLICE RAID BAR Police have raided a gay bar in Baguio City, The Philippines, and arrested seven male performers for working without permits and dancing nude. A police spokesman said the raid on the Chip and Dale bar was the beginning of a new drive against bars that offer nude shows. SKINHEADS ATTACK STOCKHOLM PRIDE One man was hospitalized after around 30 skinheads attacked marchers in Stockholm's gay-pride parade with rocks and bottles. The skinheads reportedly carried banners reading, "Crush pedophiles." Police made about 15 arrests and relocated several groups of skinheads out of the city center for the duration of the parade. POLISH GAYS DENOUNCE CENSUS Poland's Central Statistical Office (GUS) has broken a promise to report a count of same-sex couples in the new census, gay activists charged. BRAZILIANS STAGE KISS-IN More than 1,000 gays have staged a kiss-in at the Frei Caneca shopping center in Sao Paulo, Brazil, in protest against a security guard who had forced a same-sex couple to stop kissing. Mall management supported the event, staged in the food court, by blanketing the premises with posters of red lipstick kisses. However, a mall spokesman said the original kissing incident had crossed a line by being excessively intimate and the guard made the right call. FIJIAN ALLEGED KILLER WAS 'INSANE' The man charged with hacking to death the openly gay head of the Fijian Red Cross and his lover was found innocent of the crimes by reason of insanity. Apate Kaisau, 29, will be held indefinitely in a Suva mental hospital, according to the Australian daily newspaper The Age. 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E-mail: editorial@scotsgay.co.uk or scotsgay@drink.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ NATIONAL ORGANISATIONS OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND: Scotland's oldest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights organisation. It was founded in 1969 as the Scottish Minorities Group, later became the Scottish Homosexual Rights Group and changed its name to OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND in December 1992. Currently focusing on work around the Scottish Parliament, Scottish Executive and Scottish Public Institutions such as the NHS, Police and Justice System. Tel: 0131-558 9216. Write: The Secretary, OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND, PO Box 23253, Edinburgh. EH1 3XD. E-mail: convenor@outright-scotland.org WWW: http://www.outright-scotland.org.uk/Why not support OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND's work? Membership is GBP 15 waged, GBP 9 low-waged (under GBP 10,000 pa) and GBP 5 unwaged. Life membership is GBP 150. Affiliation from Trades Union and Political Party Branches also welcome: GBP 100 (Local Branches), GBP 150 (National Organisations). Please make out your cheque/Postal Order to OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND and send to The Secretary, OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND, PO Box 23253, Edinburgh. EH1 3XD. Through Outright Scotland Community Press Ltd, Outright Scotland publishes Gay Scotland, a monthly newspaper. Tel: 0131-558 9216. FAX: 0870 7022824. Write: Gay Scotland, PO Box 23253, Edinburgh. EH1 3XD. E-mail: editor@gay-scotland.info WWW: http://www.gay-scotland.info/ BEYOND BARRIERS: Scotland wide project challenging homophobia and prejudice through information, training, research and LGBT community involvement. Tel: 0141-574 0240. Fax: 0141-574 0224. Write: 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow. G1 4AL. E-mail: info@beyondbarriers.org.uk WWW: http://www.beyondbarriers.org.uk/ EQUALITY NETWORK: Working for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality in Scotland. Write: 22 Forth Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LH. Tel: 07020 933952. Fax: 07020 933954. E-mail: en@equality-network.org WWW: http://www.equality-network.org/We hold weekly meetings, regular forums and an annual conference; contact us for more details. Join the campaign network! LESBIAN ARCHIVE AND INFORMATION CENTRE: The UK's largest and most significant collection of materials relating to lesbian lives. LAIC (at Glasgow Women's Library) 109 Trongate, Glasgow. G1 5HD. Tel/Fax: 0141-552 8345. Open Tue-Fri 1-6pm and Sat 2-5pm. E-mail: gwl@womens-library.org.uk WWW: http://www.womens-library.org.uk/laic.htm PRIDE SCOTIA: Set up in May 2003 (following the collapse of Pride Scotland Limited) to organise the annual LGBT March in Scotland which took place in 2003 in Edinburgh on 19th July. Tel: 0131-550 0898. Write: c/o 78 Montgomery Street, Edinburgh. EH7 5JA. E-mail: info@pride-scotia.org WWW: http://www.pride-scotia.org/ STONEWALL SCOTLAND: Scottish office of the London based campaigning group. Write: 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow, G1 4AL. Tel: 0141-204 0746. Fax: 0141-204 5110. E-mail: scotland@stonewall.org.uk WWW: http://www.stonewall.org.uk/ LOCAL ORGANISATIONS ABERDEEN: North East LGBT Forum: An umbrella group for voluntary LGBT organisations in the North East of Scotland. Working towards opening an LGBT Centre in Aberdeen. Regular meetings. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 212600 (Grampian LGB Switchboard). E-mail: lgbtforum@hotmail.com WWW: http://uk.geocities.com/equalityforum/ North East Scotland Gay Group: Caters for all ages and meets at 7.30pm on the 3rd Sun of every month. Tel: Phace Scotland on Aberdeen (01224) 587166 (9am-5pm). E-mail: nesgg@phacescotland.org AYRSHIRE: Ayrshire Social & Sexuality Support Group: Meets 3rd Wed of each month at 7pm in Irvine. Details of venue from David Bingham on 0141-332 3837 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm), Irvine (01294) 323473 or Strathclyde Switchboard. E-mail: davidb@phacescotland.org CAITHNESS: Caithness Gay, Lesbian & Bisexual Group: A friendly informal group which meets regularly. Write: Box 689, Journal Office, 42 Union Street, Wick. KW1 5ED. E-mail: caithnessglc@aol.com WWW: http://members.lycos.co.uk/caithnessglc/index.htm DUMFRIES: Dumfries & Galloway Lesbian & Gayline: Thu 7.30-9.30pm. Tel: Dumfries (01387) 261818. Write: DAGLAG, PO Box 1299, Dumfries. DG1 2PD. E-mail: daglag@drink.demon.co.uk DUNDEE: Disco:very: The newsletter from Diversitay. Available from: Diversitay (LGBT Group), PO Box 53, Dundee, DD1 3YG. DUNFERMLINE: FifeFLAGS: Fife Free Lesbian and Gay Society. A charity based in Dunfermline providing a safe meeting space and drop-in centre near the town centre for the LGBT community, our friends, family and supporters. The idea is to have a fun and welcoming space where various groups can meet and arrange activities and outings or just hang out and meet new friends over coffee and cakes, as well as provide safer sex information and supplies. Social group will probably be meeting on Thur eves and a youth group and parents support groups will be organised shortly. Planning a pre-halloween bash so get in touch with your suggestions. Together we can make this work! Tel: Dunfermline (01383) 738517. E-mail: FifeFLAGS@dsl.pipex.com EDINBURGH: Icebreakers: An alternative to the scene which takes place 8-9.15pm on the 2nd & 4th Wed of each month in CC Blooms. First-timers are invited to arrive at 7.30pm. Phone Lothian Switchboard for details. ELGIN: Pride of Moray Firth Group is being re-established. Write: c/o Phace Scotland, 21-23 Justice Mill Lane, Aberdeen. AB11 6EQ. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 587166. Fax: Aberdeen (01224) 587167. E-mail: markt@phacescotland.org FALKIRK: FLAGS LGBT Centre: St. Crispin's Place, Falkirk. Tel: Falkirk (01324) 617717. Mon, Wed & Fri 7pm-9pm. Welcomes lesbians, gay men, bi-sexual and transgendered. Latest Gay/Lesbian magazines, coffee area (donations expected), Information/resource area. Icebreaker evenings: 7.30-9pm on 1st Wed of each month - these informal gatherings allow people to meet in a safe and non-threatening environment. E-mail: secretary@f-l-a-g-s.co.uk WWW: http://www.flags.tk/ GLASGOW: Glasgow LGBT Centre: The Centre Board manages Glasgow LGBT Centre Limited, which is registered as a Scottish charity and as a Scottish company. Centre Administrator is on duty (9.30am-4.30pm Mon-Fri). Membership criteria for Glasgow LGBT Centre Limited is available to all interested people agreeing to the code of conduct. See press for notice of the Annual General meeting of Members - childcare and BSL interpreter can be organised, but please give advance notice. Membership is closed in the last month. Write: Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow, G1 4AL. Tel/Fax: 0141-221 7203. E-mail: admin@glgbt.org.uk WWW: http://www.glgbt.org.uk/ Icebreakers Group: For lesbians, gays and bisexuals new to the scene. 12.30-3pm on 1st Sun of each month at LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street. Details from Strathclyde Switchboard. INVERNESS: Highland Gay Men's Group: Meets on the 4th Wed of each month at 34 Waterloo Place. Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-4.30pm). E-mail: support@reachout.demon.co.uk Highland Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Forum. Write: c/o Reach Out Highland, 34 Waterloo Place, inverness. IV1 1NB. E-mail: forum@gay-ness.org.uk WWW: http://www.gay-ness.org.uk/ KELVIN VALLEY: Kelvin Valley Gay Men's Group: Covers Cumbernauld, Kilsyth and Kirkintilloch areas. Meets every Wed 7.30pm in private houses. Tel: Kilsyth (01236) 825656. KIRKCALDY: LGBT Community Action (Fife): Runs Coffee and Social Evening every Tue from 7.30-10pm at 5 South Fergus Place, Kirkcaldy. Write: LGBT Community Action (Fife), 5 South Fergus Place, Kirkcaldy. KY1 1YA. LANARKSHIRE: Lanarkshire Gay Group: An LGBT group which meets most Weds from 8pm in or around Hamilton. We are a small group of gay people who get together for support and friendship over a cup of tea or coffee. Join us for genuine friendship, we welcome new members, Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Transgender and their friends. Come along, give it a try, what have you got to lose? Write: LGG, 10 Bartie Gardens, Ashgill, Larkhall. ML9 3FB. Tel: Larkhall (01698) 887532 (7-10pm). E-mail: LGG@bartie.fsnet.co.uk WWW: http://www.geocities.com/lanarkshiregaymensgroup/ STIRLING: Stirling Gay Men's Group: Meets monthly from Sep-Jun (generally 3rd Fri) in private houses. Also occasional informal pub meets. Write: PO Box 28, Stirling. FK9 5YW. WEST LOTHIAN: Gay Men's Health West Lothian Project: A gay men's group which meets every Tue eve in Livingston. Tel: Bathgate (01506) 631010 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm). E-mail: colin@gmh.org.uk WOMEN'S LISTINGS SCOTTISH NETWORK FOR LESBIAN STRENGTH: To further lesbian issues, follow a lesbian agenda and foster lesbian visibility. Further information from Highland Lesbian Group at PO Box 91, Inverness. IV2 7GJ. E-mail: High_Les@bigfoot.com ABERDEEN: Aberdeen Lesbian Group: A small social group of lesbian and bisexual women who meet every fortnight in the Women’s Centre, Shoe Lane (next to the Lemon Tree). They aim to bring together like-minded women into a friendly atmosphere focussing on fun and enjoyment. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 625010. E-mail: aberdeenlesbiangroup@yahoo.co.uk WWW: http://www.geocities.com/aberdeenlesbiangroup/ AroundAB-out 2001: A free monthly online newsletter primarily for lesbians in Aberdeen and the North-East of Scotland but has a mixed readership of gender, sexuality and age throughout the UK and internationally. It contains a mix of articles, humour, information and regular features. Personal copies are sent free via e-mail if requested, and the website is updated during the month with time related news. WWW: http://www.about2001.com/Individual free subscriptions E-mail: Subscriptions@About2001.com with the word "subscribe" either in the subject or in the body of the e-mail. Granite Sisters: A social and cultural group for older lesbians, which although based in Aberdeen has a membership throughout Scotland and beyond. Meetings and events are held in both the private homes of members and public venues. To enable members based in the North-East of Scotland to attend meetings, more events are being held outwith Aberdeen city in the landward areas. Activities include a mix of social gatherings, walks in the countryside and beach, movie nights, discussions and spirituality events. Membership is open to older lesbians only and from any location. The events are restricted to members only, unless otherwise stated. [Details of which are passed privately to members]. Confidentiality and privacy are regarded as very important to this group as many members are not out, and you will find the members respect these values at gatherings. Further details contact: Maria Clark: Manager/Secretary. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 713336 (day/eve). Write: PO Box 18230. Aberdeen. AB2 9YN. E-mail: 13@clara.co.uk WWW: http://GraniteSisters.tripod.com/ DUNDEE: Ellesbelles: Dundee's women only drumming group. Meets every Thu from 5.30pm at Michelin Athletic Club, Drumgeith Road, Tel: Dundee (01382) 330131. E-mail: ellesbellesdundee@hotmail.com WWW: http://www.ellesbelles.com/ We Bissums: A regular newletter for women in and around Dundee. Write: PO Box 6819, Dundee. DD1 2YG. E-mail: we_bissums@hotmail.com EDINBURGH: AD Group: For lesbians 40+. Monthly meeting and frequent social events. For details, phone Edinburgh Lesbian Line Edinburgh Gay Women's Group: Weekly social group to chat, laugh, do crazy things or more relaxed ones. Go to the movies, pub, theatre, dancing, whatever you fancy. Meets every Wed 8pm onwards at Sala, LGB Centre, 60 Broughton St. Tel: 0131-556 4049 for details. LIBRA: Help for women concerned about their drinking. Free 1-2-1 counselling. Tel: 0131-661 0111. Write: 4 Norton Park, Edinburgh. EH7 5RS. GLASGOW: Centre For Women's Health: Sandyford Initiative, 2-6 Sandyford Place (old Eye Infirmary), Glasgow. G3 7NB. E-mail: rosie.ilett@glacomen.scot.nhs.uk. Tel: 0141-211 6700. Fax: 0141-211 6702. Sappho @ Sandyford: Sappho promotes positive health for lesbians and easier access to sexual, reproductive and women's health services. A monthly well-woman clinic and screening service is provided in a lesbian friendly setting on the 1st Tue of each month. Tel: 0141-211 8130 for info. Counselling at the Centre for Women's Health takes place fortnightly on Tue eves. Women Only Space and Reference Library: Mon-Thu 10am-8.30pm, Fri 10am-4pm. Tel: 0141-211 6700 for info. There is a creche within Sandyford Initiative - Tel: 0141-211 8647 for info. WWW: http://www.sandyford.org/ Glasgow Women's Library: 4th/5th Floors, 109 Trongate, G1 5HD. Tel: 0141-552 8345. Open Tue-Fri 1-6pm. Sat 2-5pm. Closed Mon. Lending and reference library - books, magazines, journals, videos, leaflets and information. UK and overseas feminist and lesbian publications. Contains the Lesbian Archive and Information Centre - a unique national collection of publications, journals and ephemera by and for lesbians. E-mail: gwl@womens-library.org.uk WWW: http://www.womens-library.org.uk/ OLGA - Older Women's Group: Meets monthly. Tel: Jenny or Alex on Kilwinning (01294) 558171 or Rose on 0141-423 3025. Personal safety and confidence building courses for women are offered by Wise Women, 120 Sydney Street, Glasgow. G31 1JF. Tel: 0141-550 7557. INVERNESS: Girls @ The Gate: Social meeting for LBT women and friends. All welcome. Third Sat of every month from 1pm onwards at The Gate Cafe Bar, 21 Queensgate, Inverness. Tel: Joanne on 07792 223687. E-mail: girlsatthegate@scotland-inverness.co.uk Highland Lesbian Group: A friendly lesbian social group that gets together on the first Sat of each month at the Royal Highland Hotel in Inverness from 12.30pm onwards. Also offers support and information. Tel: Ardersier (01667) 454429. Write: PO Box 91, Inverness. IV2 7GJ. E-mail: High_Les@bigfoot.com LESBIAN INFORMATION SERVICE: Write: PO Box 8, Todmorden, Lancashire. OL14 5TZ. Please enclose an sae. Tel/Fax: Todmorden (01706) 817235. E-mail: jan@lesbianinformationservice.org WWW: http://www.lesbianinformationservice.org/ LILLIDOTS: Lesbian Feminist Walking Group. Contact via Dundee Switchboard, Lothian Lesbian Line, Grampian Switchboard or Strathclyde Switchboard. YOUNG LESBIANS: See our Youth Groups listings. BISEXUALS BI EDINBURGH: A monthly space for bisexuals and those questioning their sexuality. Meets 3rd Wed of month from 8pm at the Edinburgh LGB Centre, 58a Broughton Street for informal discussion followed by drinks. E-mail: edinbi@drink.demon.co.uk BI GLASGOW: Glasgow's own bisexual group, for information, support and socializing, for bisexuals and those questioning their sexuality. Meets 1st Wed of month, from 7.30-9.30pm in the Ian Dunn Room at Glasgow LGBT Centre, followed by drinks. Also organises training and activist activities in support of bisexual visibility and pride. Write: Bi Glasgow, c/o Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, Glasgow, G1 4AL. Tel: Sarah on 07980 855801 or John on 07957 236687. E-mail: glasgow@bi.org WWW: http://biglasgow.bi.org/ ATHEISTS/HUMANISTS GAY AND LESBIAN HUMANIST ASSOCIATION: GALHA is a national membership group promoting the gay-friendly Humanist outlook and gay and lesbian rights as human rights. Write: 34 Spring Lane, Kenilworth, Warwickshire. CV8 2HB. Tel/Fax: Kenilworth (01926) 858450. E-mail: secretary@galha.org WWW: http://www.galha.org/ PINK TRIANGLE TRUST: PTT is a gay charity which can arrange non-religious ceremonies of love and commitment for lesbian and gay couples at very reasonable rates in most parts of Scotland. Details from: Write: 34 Spring Lane, Kenilworth, Warwickshire. CV8 2HB. Tel/Fax: Kenilworth (01926) 858450. E-mail: ceremonies@pinktriangle.org.uk WWW: http://www.pinktriangle.org.uk/ BDSM MSC SCOTLAND: A club for men interested in Leather, Rubber, Uniform. Meets at the Claremont Bar, Edinburgh, on the 1st & 3rd Sats of each month from 9pm. Write: PO Box 28, Edinburgh. EH3 5JL. SCOTSSKINS: Information Site for Scottish Gay Skinheads. E-mail: scotsskinsinfo@aol.com WWW: http://groups.msn.com/scotsskins/ SM GAYS: Write: SM Gays, BM SM Gays, London. WC1N 3XX. E-mail: info@smgays.org WWW: http://www.smgays.org/ BEARS BEARSCOTS: For hairy, moustached and bearded men and their admirers. Edinburgh: Meets 1st Sat of each month from 2pm in the Townhouse Health Club and then from 9pm in the Claremont Bar. Write: PO Box 12785, Edinburgh, EH6 7YU. Tel: Dundee (01382) 640059. E-mail: info@bearscots.org.uk Glasgow: Meets 4th Sat of each month (in conjunction with BCUK) from 9pm in the Revolver Bar. Tel: 0141-883 9055. E-mail: glasgowbears@drink.demon.co.uk For details of other social events across Scotland contact BearScots or check the website. WWW: http://www.bearscots.org.uk/ BEREAVEMENT LESBIAN & GAY BEREAVEMENT PROJECT: Provides support and information to bereaved lesbians and gay men or anyone bereaved by the death of a lesbian or gay man. Tel: 020-7403 5969 (Mon, Tue, Thu 7.30-10.30pm). BIKERS GAY BIKERS MOTORCYCLE CLUB: A UK-wide club for women and men. Active Scottish section. Write: PO Box 33, Long Eaton, Nottingham. NG10 2BF. E-mail: info@gaybikers.co.uk WWW: http://www.gaybikers.co.uk/ CHRISTIANS EVANGELICAL FELLOWSHIP: Lesbian, gay or bisexual? From an Evangelical tradition? So are we. Tel: Ewan on Falkirk (01324) 621777. Write: 123 Byron Road, Chelmsford, Essex. CM2 6HJ. HOLY TRINITY METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH: An inclusive church of the lesbigay and trangendered community open to all irrespective of sexuality. Services: Every Sun at 6pm in the Quaker Meeting House, Victoria Terrace, Edinburgh. Relationship blessings conducted by arrangement. Write: PO Box 12433, Edinburgh. EH1 3FU. E-mail: mail@mccedinburgh.com WWW: http://www.mccedinburgh.com/ QUAKERS: Quaker Lesbian and Gay Fellowship (formerly Friends' Homosexual Fellowship) is a welcoming and supportive national group for people of all sexual orientations and their friends. Write: 46 The Avenue, Starbeck, Harrogate. HG1 4QD. QUEST: Organisation for lesbian and gay Catholics. Monthly meetings are held in different regional groups throughout Britain. Scottish meetings held in Glasgow. Quest Linkline - The Helpline for Gay and Lesbian Catholics - Tel: (Freephone) 0808 808 0234 (Sun, Wed & Fri 7-10pm - answerphone all other times). Write: BM Box 2585, LONDON WC1N 3XX. E-mail: secretary@questgaycatholic.org.uk WWW: www.questgaycatholic.org.uk/ CREATIVE ARTS DIVERSE ARTISTS: An opportunity for Artists from all Art Disciplines, to meet discuss their Art and develop projects and workshop opportunities. Membership is open to all diverse artists. Tel: 0141-221 7203. E-mail: admin@glgbt.org.uk WWW: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/hamamelis/exhibition/index.html JIM LAVERY ART GALLERY: An opportunity for visual artists to see their work on display in an LGBT Art Gallery available on a booking basis in our calendar of Art Exhibitions. Tel: 0141-221 7203 for booking details. E-mail: admin@glgbt.org.uk SPEAKEASY: A celebration of the spoken word and music. Every third Wed in the month from 8.30pm in Glasgow LGBT Centre Jackie Forster Room. Poets, Writers, Comedians, Soap Box Stars, Folk Singers, Guitarists, Opera Singers, Pop Singers, Authors, Actors, Drama Queens, Cello-ists. Tel: 0141-221 7203 to book your mike slot, or come along on the night and take pot luck. Contributors and audience welcome. E-mail: admin@glgbt.org.uk CULTURAL ABBA VIDEO CONTACTS SOCIETY: For anyone wanting to meet with other guys with a Scandinavian fixation, watch/swap videos, memorabilia or just jam with other Svenskas. Must be devout fans! E-mail: whubbakid@aol.com CELTIC MUSIC GAY GROUP: Mixed LGB group. Scottish/Irish music/culture fans (Wolfstone, Runrig, Wolfe Tones, Athenry, Aire Og, Christy Moore, etc). Watch and swap videos/cassettes. Write: BM Box 7970, LONDON. WC1N 3XX. GLASGAY!: The UK's largest multi-arts festival for multi-sexual people and their friends. Following last year's huge increase in audiences and press coverage, Glasgay is celebrating its tenth anniversary year in style with large-scale work by high-calibre international artists as well as long-term community outreach projects that anybody can get involved in. Dates: 1st-15th Nov 2003. Write: Room 320A, 74 Victoria Crescent Road, Glasgow. G12 9JL. Tel: 0141-334 7126. E-mail: info@glasgay.org.uk WWW: http://www.glasgay.co.uk/ GLESGAY CEILIDH: A not for profit organisation hosting at least bi-annual fundraising ceilidhs in aid of Strathclyde Lesbian And Gay Switchboard and the Glasgow LGBT Centre. To join, find out more or help out, contact: Craig Wright on 07764 569 094 or E-mail: glesgayceilidh@btopenworld.com INTERNATIONAL KILT APPRECIATION SOCIETY (IKAS): Contact and social group for guys interested in viewing/wearing kilts. Regular newsletter. Write: Mervyn Tacy, `Ziveli', 20 Ordsall Park Road, RETFORD. DN22 7PA. Please enclose sae. KILTS: A social group organised to promote the wearing of the kilt in conducive and friendly environments. Regular meetings, week end jamborees, etc and a presence wherever the kilt is prominent. Write: Brian Barras, 23a Milne Park Road, Bannockburn, Stirling. FK7 8NZ. Phone Stirling (01786) 480201. E-mail: brian@gaykilts.co.uk WWW: http://www.gaykilts.co.uk/ REMEMBER WHEN: A project to document the collective history of Edinburgh's LGBT communities, to record life-stories and personal memories across the generations, and to celebrate our rich and varied contributions to the quality of life in the city. Write: Ellen Galford, c/o The Living Memory Association, 101 St Leonard's Street, Edinburgh. EH8 9QY. Tel: 0131-667 0761. E-mail: comhist@lineone.net SCOTTISH GAY VEGGIE GROUP: Social group. Tel: 0141-883 2715. CYBERSPACE LAMBDA BOARD -- EDINBURGH: The UK's oldest lesbigay 24 hour computer based bulletin board system. Private mailboxing, areas for Women, Gay Men, Bisexuals, Leather Enthusiasts, TV/TSs, etc. 0131-556 6316. Scrolling (8N1) and Viewdata (Prestel) formats at speeds up to V22bis (2400/2400). SCOTSGAY: All of the words from the magazine can be found on our website as well as interactive Meet Market and our Listings which are updated nearly every day. WWW: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ HEALTH AND ABILITIES (including Sexual Health) ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Whilst AA runs the following LGBT meetings in Edinburgh and Glasgow, please note that it is a non restrictive organisation and LGBT people are welcome at any meeting. Edinburgh: Tue 7.45pm (Edinburgh LGB Centre, 58a Broughton Street). Glasgow: Tue 8pm (Phace Scotland, 2nd Floor, 49 Bath Street), Thu 8pm (Nye Bevan House, 20 India Street), Fri 8pm (Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street). National Helpline: 0845 7697555 (24 hours). Scottish Office: 0141-226 2214. Edinburgh Office: 0131-225 2727. Glasgow Tue Meeting: Michael on 0141-810 3979 (6-10pm) or E-mail: michael@drink.demon.co.uk ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY GAYLINE: Carers' contacts for gay men and lesbians are trained and skilled volunteers able to offer a listening ear and understanding to gay and lesbian carers of people with Alzheimer's disease or any other form of dementia. Tel: Arthur on Brighton (01273) 628047, Bruce on Oxford (01865) 847471, Roger on Thanet (01843) 220932 or Sally on 020-8675 0660. Alzheimer's Society National Helpline - Tel: 0845 3000336 (8.30am-6.30pm Mon-Fri). E-mail: helpline@alzheimers.org.uk WWW: http://www.alzheimers.org.uk/Gay_Carers/index.htm BODY POSITIVE (GRAMPIAN): A self help group offering support and assistance for individuals with HIV/AIDS in the Grampian area. Write: PO Box 83, Aberdeen. AB9 1AA. BODY POSITIVE (STRATHCLYDE): 9 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NB. Provides a wide range of peer support, transport, therapies, and treatment information for those living with HIV/AIDS as well as outreach work in North Lanarkshire and Ayrshire and Arran. Drop In: Mon-Fri 11am-5pm. Social Activities & Lunch: Sun 1-5pm. Emotional Support Group: Tue 6-8pm. Women's & Asylum Seekers' Groups: Thu 5-8pm. Creche available Tue and Thu eves. Administration: Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Tel: 0141-248 8255. Fax: 0141-248 9285. E-mail: bpstrathclyde@btconnect.com WWW: http://homepages.enterprise.net/bpstrathclyde/ BODY POSITIVE (TAYSIDE): 11-15 Princes Street, Dundee. DD4 6BY. A charity that exists to empower HIV positive people and those affected by HIV to eliminate the stigma and isolation they experience. Tel: Dundee (01382) 461555. Fax: Dundee (01382) 461424. Tue-Thu (Drop In) Noon-3.30pm. E-mail: admin@bptayside.sol.co.uk WWW: http://www.bodypositivetayside.org/ BROWNLEE CENTRE (GLASGOW): Gartnavel General Hospital, 1053 Great Western Road, Glasgow. G12 0YN. Confidential information, advice, counselling and testing for HIV and hepatitis. Tel: 0141-211 1089. Mon-Thu 9am-5pm, Tue 5-7.30pm, Thu 5-7.30pm, Fri 9am-4.30pm. FIFE MEN: 5 South Fergus Place, Kirkcaldy. KY1 1YA. (Behind Sheriff Court). Information, advice and support on gay and health issues, free condoms, and much more! Mon-Fri 1-5pm, Sat 10am-3pm. Tel: Kirkcaldy (01592) 265666. Fax: Kirkcaldy (01592) 643866. E-mail: enquiries@fifemen.co.uk WWW: http://www.fifemen.co.uk/ JUICE: Weekly support group for HIV+ gay and bisexual men in Edinburgh. Fri (hours vary). Tel: 0131-661 0982. GAY MEN'S HEALTH: 10a Union Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LU. A community led Lothian wide project for gay and bisexual men. Wide ranging volunteering opportunities which provide services including support and counselling, scene work, peer education and training, provision of condoms, lube and Safer Sex information. Tel: 0131-558 9444. Fax: 0131-558 9060. E-mail: info@gmh.org.uk WWW: http://www.gmh.org.uk/ GLASGOW BROWNLEE AIDS WELFARE FUND: Raises funds for people with HIV/AIDS in the Greater Glasgow area. Write: PO Box 3954, Glasgow. G45 9WB. E-mail: info@gbawf.org.uk WWW: http://www.gbawf.org.uk/ GRAMPIAN BUDDY GROUP: Befriending and support service for people living with HIV/AIDS. Write: PO Box 353, Aberdeen. AB9 8DD. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 681818 (Ext 55486). WWW: http://www.grampianbuddygroup.org/ HEALTHY GAY SCOTLAND: Free condoms and lube available by post (Scotland only) through their website. WWW: http://www.healthygayscotland.com/ HIV-AIDS CARERS AND FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP: Suite 226, Baltic Chambers, 50 Wellington Street, Glasgow. G2 6HJ. Mon-Thu 9am-5pm, Fri 10am-2pm. Telephone Support Service Mon-Fri 7pm-10pm. Tel: 0141-221 8100. Fax: 0141-221 8529. E-mail: hiv-aids_carers@lineone.net WWW: http://www.hiv-aids-carers.org.uk/ HIV SCOTLAND: Suite 2, Beaverhall Road, Edinburgh. EH7 4JE. Tel: 0131-558 3713. Fax: 0131-558 9887. Previously known as the Scottish Voluntary HIV and AIDS Forum, this independent Scottish Charity runs a number of initiatives including Healthy Gay Scotland. KLINEFELTER SYNDROME: An Intersex condition affecting 1 in 700 live born males. Also known as 47,XXY. Self-Help/Support group for Internet users. Tel: Steph on 07950 850981. E-mail: k.xxy@medscape.com WWW: http://www.smartgroups.com/groups/klinefelterxxy LADDIES & LASSIES CLUB: Scottish Deaf Gay & Lesbian Club. Normally meets in Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street, from 7pm-Midnight on last Fri of each month. Write: c/o Alex Clark, 10b Aitken Street, Airdrie. ML6 6LS. E-mail: LLSDGALC@hotmail.com LANARKSHIRE HIV, AIDS AND HEPATITIS CENTRE: Counselling Service, Monklands Hospital, Monks Court Avenue, Airdrie. ML6 0JS. One stop shop for HIV and Hepatitis health services. Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Tel: Airdrie (01236) 747960 or 712247. Fax: Airdrie (01236) 712449. LGBT CENTRE FOR HEALTH AND WELLBEING: 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6TE. Tel: 0131-523 1100. Opens 18th Aug. E-mail: admin@lgbthealth.org.uk WWW: http://www.lgbthealth.org.uk PHACE SCOTLAND: 49 Bath Street, Glasgow. G2 2DL. HIV prevention and support support services in Lanarkshire, Ayrshire and Arran, Argyll and Clyde and Greater Glasgow including Buddying, NIGHTOWL Crisis Line and the Crusaid Hardship Fund in Scotland. Also provides a range of health promotion services for Gay and Bisexual men throughout the West of Scotland and Grampian. Please contact for further details. Volunteers welcome! Tel: 0141-332 3838. Fax: 0141-332 3755. E-mail: contact@phacescotland.org WWW: http://www.phacescotland.org/ PHACE SCOTLAND - GRAMPIAN GAY MEN'S HEALTH PROJECT: 21-23 Justice Mill Lane, Aberdeen. AB11 6EQ. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 587166. Fax: Aberdeen (01224) 587167. E-mail: markt@phacescotland.org PILLAR MENTAL HEALTH LGBT GROUP: For members of the LGBT Community offering support and advice at times of difficulty. Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 621266. E-mail: info@pillaraberdeen.co.uk or michaelm@phacescotland.org POSITIVE ACCOMMODATION TEAM: 1st Floor, Granite House, 31 Stockwell Street, Glasgow. G1 4RZ. Social work service for people with HIV/AIDS providing supported living arrangements, intensive community based support. General advice and information on community care and housing needs also provided. Mon-Thu 8.45am-4.45pm. Fri 8.45am-3.55pm. Tel: 0141-552 4488. Fax: 0141-552 2760. POSITIVE HELP: 13a Great King Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6QW. Practical help for people who are infected or affected by HIV and AIDS in Edinburgh, their families and carers. Tel: 0131-558 1122. Fax: 0131-558 3636. E-mail: posihelp@onetel.net.uk POSITIVE VOICE: 37-39 Montrose Terrace, Edinburgh. EH7 5DJ. Community self-help organisation for people living with or affected by HIV/AIDS. Tel: 0131-652 0754. Fax: 0131-661 9100. Come to our friendly, informal drop in on Mon from Noon-8pm and on Tue and Thu Noon-4pm for support from HIV+ volunteers, advocacy support and free complementary therapies. E-mail: enquiries@positive-voice.org.uk REACH OUT HIGHLAND: 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. IV1 1NB. Supports people throughout the Highlands - whether living there or visiting - to take responsibility for, manage, and make informed choices about their sexual health and well-being. Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-4.30pm). Fax: Inverness (01463) 711793. E-mail: support@reachout.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.reachout.demon.co.uk/ ROAM OUTREACH: A free and confidential NHS Lothian outreach service for men using cruising areas including the Internet and male sex workers. As well as sexual health advice, ROAM Outreach can provide you with information and advice on drugs, safer sex, personal safety and legal issues (including remote reporting of crime). An outreach bus is also parked outside Calton Cemetry most Thu nights, where you can drop in to access free safer sex supplies. Website has anonymous contact form to get in touch. Tel: 0131-537 8300 and ask for Mark. E-mail: enquiries@roam-outreach.com WWW: http://www.roam-outreach.com/ SANDYFORD INITIATIVE: 2-6 Sandyford Place (old Eye Infirmary), Glasgow. G3 7NP. Glasgow's main sexual health centre. Free web access and health library with large LGBT lending collection. Specialist services for gay men (See seperate ScotsGay Listing for Steve Retson Project) and lesbians (See seperate ScotsGay listing for Centre for Women's Health). Self-referral genitourinary medicine service with open access clinic every weekday with registration from 8.30-10am or book on 0141-211 8601. Women's counselling and groups for eating disorders etc at Centre for Women's Health. WWW: http://www.sandyford.org/ SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Men's Sexual Health Recovery Group for the sexually driven and those at risk. A fellowship of men who meet on a regular basis in Glasgow and Edinburgh to stop their compulsive sexual behaviour. Tel: Scottish Helpline on 0141-552 0154 (24 hours). E-mail: SAAGlasgow@aol.com WWW: http://www.sexaa.org/ SEXUAL HEALTH INFORMATION LINE: Freephone 0800 567123. 7am-11pm. Confidential advice and information. Minicom: Freephone 0800 521361. STEVE RETSON PROJECT: Sandyford Initiative, 2-6 Sandyford Place (old Eye Infirmary), Glasgow. G3 7NP. Sexual health service for gay men. Tue & Wed 5.30-8.30pm. Also Thu 5.30-8.30pm at the LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street. Free self-referral counselling service. Same-day HIV test by appt on Tuesdays. All appointments Tel: 0141-211 8628 (9.30am-5pm Mon, Thu. 9.30am-8.30pm Tue, Wed. 9.30am-4pm Fri.) For general enquiries only E-mail: GUM@glacomen.scot.nhs.uk WWW: http://www.steveretsonproject.org.uk/ TAYSIDE GAY MEN'S HEALTH PROJECT: Promoting Gay Men's Health in Tayside. Deals with HIV/AIDS as well as other aspects of health promotion. Runs local men's groups in co-operation with Diversitay. Tel: Richard McIntosh (Co-ordinator) on Dundee (01382) 525266. Fax: Dundee (01382) 461424. E-mail: admin@gaymenshealthtayside.com WAVERLEY CARE: 58a Queen Street, Edinburgh. EH2 3NS. Waverley Care is an agency responsible for a number of projects for people living with AIDS/HIV in the Lothians. Tel: 0131-226 2206. Fax: 0131-226 2209. E-mail: director@waverleycare.org WAVERLEY CARE BUDDY SERVICE: Waverley Care Buddy Service is a volunteer befriending service offering emotional and social 1:1 support for individuals living with HIV in Edinburgh and the Lothians. Write: David Wright, Buddy Service Co-ordinator, c/o Milestone House, 113 Oxgangs Road North, Edinburgh. EH14 1EB. Tel: 0131-441 5405 (a private and dedicated phone line). E-mail: buddy@waverleycare.org WWW: http://www.waverleycare.org/ WAVERLEY CARE DAYCARE SERVICE: Offers a range of daycare activities to people with HIV/AIDS. Tel: 0131-441 2791. WAVERLEY CARE MILESTONE HOUSE: 113 Oxgangs Road North, Edinburgh. EH14 1EB. Residential care (primarily respite and paliative care) for people with HIV/AIDS. Tel/Fax: 0131-441 6989. E-mail: milestone@waverleycare.org WWW: http://www.waverleycare.org/ WAVERLEY CARE SOLAS HIV/AIDS INFORMATION CENTRE: 2/4 Abbeymount, Edinburgh. EH8 8EJ. Information, support, advice, counselling and a cafe. Opening times: Mon, Wed & Fri 11am-4pm, Tue & Thu 11am-9pm, First Sat of each month 11am-4pm. Tel: 0131-661 0982. E-mail: solas@waverleycare.org WWW: http://www.waverleycare.org/ OLDER GAYS CAFFMOS: Nationwide Social and Contacts Club for the older gay gentleman and his admirers, both young and old. Write: PO Box 2273, Hove. BN3 2GF. Tel: Hove (01273) 220995. E-mail: Caffmos2@aol.com WWW: http://www.Caffmos.co.uk/ PHÎNIXADONIS AND HG CONTACTS: National and International web site for the older gay/bi guy and his admirers. HG Contacts also for those into Bears, Rubber, Bondage, BDSM, Fetish etc. Free web site access and listings with photo adverts. E-mail: phoenixboss@hotmail.com WWW: http://www.phoenixadonis.com/ ORDER OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE The Sisters and Brothers of the OPI are part of a world wide order of queer men and women of all sexualities which is open to all who feel the habit. Its tenets are: The expiation of stigmatic guilt and the promulgation of universal joy. WWW: http://www.thesisters.org.uk/ OPI CONVENT OF DUNN EIDEANN: The Edinburgh convent. Write: Sister Athletica de la Bain OPI, c/o PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. OPI CONVENT OF MORAVIA: A more Northern manifestation of the Sisterate. Write: Sister Bobby OPI, Convent of Moravia, 2-4 Lamb Street, Bishopmill, Elgin. IV30 2DG. Tel: 07881 490065. OUTDOOR PURSUITS GAY BIRDERS CLUB: For LGBT Birdwatchers. Write: Gay Birders Club, GeeBeeCee, BCM-Mono, London. WC1N 3XX. E-mail: info@gbc-online.org.uk WWW: http://www.gbc-online.org.uk/ GAY CARAVAN & CAMPING CLUB: For men and women. Regular meets throughout the UK. Tel: Robert on Preston (01772) 461104. E-mail: info@gaycaravanclub.com WWW: http://www.gaycaravanclub.com/ GAY OUTDOOR CLUB: Holds regular events including walking, skiing, cycling, mountaineering, camping, youth-hostelling, badminton and swimming. Monthly social evening in Edinburgh on 2nd Thu of month. Please send an A5 sae to PO Box 637, Skellingthorpe, Lincoln, LN6 5XD, or ring one of the Scottish contacts: EDINBURGH: Walks & Social: Grant on 0131-556 8705, Gym & Swimming: Colin on 0131-226 4476. Edinburgh Women's contact: Sonya on 0131-346 2067. (E-mail: sonia@chrisbressey.com). GLASGOW: Walks: Robert on 0141-950 1081 (E-mail: r-watt@dircon.co.uk), Cycling and Swimming: Douglas on 0870 3215894 (E-mail: drb61@pobox.com), Climbing: Jonathan on 0141-334 0812 (E-mail: jr12@btconnect.com), Badminton: Donn on 07919 410042. HIGHLANDS: Walks & Weekend Trips: Alan on Dores (01463) 751258 & Les on Inverness (01463) 238920. MOUNTAINEERING: Roger on York (01904) 659544 (E-mail: r.sutton@ukonline.co.uk). WWW: http://goc.bi.org/Fri/Sun 15/17 Aug: EDINBURGH. Festival Frolic Weekend. Theatre on Friday night. Saturday: Union canal walk from Polmont-Falkirk Wheel. Party on the Saturday night. Sunday: TBA. Fri/Sun 22/24 Aug: HIGHLANDS. Hill-walking weekend based in the Braemar /Glen Quoich /Lochnagar area. Sun 24 Aug: BORDERS. Blackhope Scar (2136ft) in the Moorfoot Hills. Sun 31 Aug: ARGYLL. Walk up 'The Cobbler' (2890ft), near Arrochar. Fri/Sun 5/7 Sep: MOUNTAINEERING. Back-packing in the Cairngorms. Fri/Sun 12/14 Sep: HIGHLANDS. Camping in Glen Lyon. Hillwalking on Sat with barbeque in the evening. Fungi foray on Sun. Sun 21 Sep: DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY. Walk in the lower Annandale area. Fri/Sun 26/28 Sep: GOC ANNUAL SCOTTISH GATHERING. A full programme of walking, mountaineering and cycling, based in Newtonmore. Sun 5 Oct: EDINBURGH. Day walk. Fri/Sun 17/19 Oct: HIGHLANDS. Weekend in the Torridon area. Sun 19 Oct: BORDERS. Pykestone Hill (2418ft) from Drumelzier - approx 12 miles. Sun 26 Oct: STIRLINGSHIRE. Walk up 'Meikle Bin' (1870ft), in the Campsie Fells. Fri/Sun 31 Oct/2 Nov: HIGHLANDS. Train-based weekend: Corrour Station to Dalwhinnie over the tops. Fri/Sun 14/16 Nov: HIGHLANDS. Weekend based at Pitlochry Youth Hostel. Sun 23 Nov: BORDERS. Birkscairn Hill near Peebles. Sun 30 November: STIRLINGSHIRE. Walk in the Loch Ard forest from the Drymen Road. Fri/Sun 5/7 December: MOUNTAINEERING. Glen Coe. Sun 7 Dec: BORDERS. Minch Moor (1860ft) from Traquair - approx. 8-10 miles. Thu 11 Dec: EDINBURGH. Neo-social - ice skating. Sun 21 Dec: GOC Scotland Xmas walk and meal. Sat/Sat 27 Dec/3 Jan 2004: HIGHLAND HOGMANAY WEEK. A week of walking, cycling and festivities, based in self-catering accommodation at Grandtully, Perthshire. GLASGOW GAY RAMBLERS GROUP: Leisurely walks in the countryside. Bring sensible footwear/clothing and packed lunch. 2nd Sat of each month. Meet at Mitchell Library, Berkeley Street. No membership - just turn up. Cars normally shared. Tel: Robert on 0141-950 1081. E-mail: r-watt@dircon.co.uk SCOTTISH BORDERS HILLWALKING GROUP: For more details please contact Alastair on Galashiels (01896) 757861. E-mail: sbhg@drink.demon.co.uk PARENTS EDINBURGH LESBIAN MOTHERS GROUP (ELMG): Normally meets on second Sat afternoon of each month at St Columba's by the Castle, High Street. Phone in advance to check venue and/or book creche. See listing for Lesbian Mothers Network (Scotland) for contact details. GAY DADS SCOTLAND: Meets on last Thu of each month at 8pm in Sala Cafe, 60 Broughton Street. Glasgow meetings on second Mon of each month at the Glasgow LGBT Centre, 11 Dixon Street. Meetings planned in Borders. Also meets socially each month in different cities. Contact for details or view the web site. Tel: 07791 188742. E-mail: info@gaydadsscotland.org.uk WWW: http://www.gaydadsscotland.org.uk/ GLASGOW LESBIAN MOTHERS GROUP: Meets last Sat of each month. Contact Ruth Black on 0141-221 7203. E-mail: admin@glgbt.org.uk LESBIAN MOTHERS (HIGHLAND): Tel: Maria on Beauly (01463) 782797 after 6.30pm. Write: c/o Reach Out Highland, 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. IV1 1NB. E-mail: maria@scotland-info.co.uk LESBIAN MOTHERS NETWORK (SCOTLAND): Tel: Sue Robertson on 0131-556 3899/4563. Fax: 0131-557 9650. Write: One Parent Families Scotland, 13 Gayfield Square, Edinburgh. EH1 3NX. E-mail: suerobertson@opfs.org.uk WWW: http://www.lesbian-mothers-scotland.org.uk/& http://www.opfs.org.uk/ PARENTS' ENQUIRY SCOTLAND: Support for parents of LGBT children. Write: c/o SYP, John Cotton Centre, 10 Sunnyside, Edinburgh. EH7 5RA. Tel: 0131-556 6047 before 10pm. E-mail: parentsenquiry@hotmail.com WWW: http://www.parentsenquiryscotland.org/ POLITICAL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL GAY, LESBIAN, BISEXUAL AND TRANSGENDER NETWORK: Campaigns for LGBT prisoners of conscience overseas and works within Amnesty International UK to promote LGBT issues. Write: AIGLBT Network, Amnesty International, 6 Castle Street, Edinburgh. EH2 3AT. Tel: Dave on 0141-575 2277. E-mail: glasgowdave500@ntlworld.com WWW: http://www.ailgbt.co.uk DELGA-SCOTLAND: Liberal Democrats for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Equality. Write: DELGA-Scotland, 4 Clifton Terrace, Edinburgh, EH12 5DR. WWW: http://www.scotlibdems.org.uk/ao/delgscot/delgscot.htm INTERCOURSE: Group devoted to encouraging discussion about sex and sexuality. Activities include pub nights, discussions and trips to the cinema. Mix of ages, genders, sexualities, ethnicities etc. Write: Intercourse, c/o 17 West Montgomery Place Edinburgh. EH7 5HA. E-mail: info@intercourse.org.uk WWW: http://www.intercourse.org.uk/ LIBERAL PARTY LESBIAN AND GAY CAMPAIGN: Tel: 0151-259 5935 (Telephone Answering Machine). Write: 41 Sutton Street, Liverpool. L13 7EG. E-mail: libgay@libparty.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.liberal.org.uk/ OUT FOR INDEPENDENCE: The SNP's LGBT Group, has been established to bring together lesbians, bisexuals, gay men and transgender people who support Independence, and to act as a forum within the SNP to discuss LGBT issues. Write: Out for Independence, 107 McDonald Road, Edinburgh. EH7 4NW. TORCH: Represents the gay community to the Conservative Party. Write: BM TORCHE, London WC1N 3XX. E-mail: info@gayconservatives.com WWW: http://www.gayconservatives.com/ PRISONERS FREE MAGAZINES FOR PRISONERS: Copies of ScotsGay are sent free of charge to prisoners in UK prisons and institutions. Please contact us if you wish to be added to the mailing list. PROFESSIONALS PROFESSIONALS NETWORK - 6PC: An international network for LGBTs. It aims to bring together professionals from all walks of life for support, information exchange and friendship. The Scottish Chapter is co-ordinated by Scott Skinner. E-mail: skinns1963@ntlworld.com WWW: http://www.6PC.info/ RAPE/SEXUAL ABUSE MEN AGAINST SEXUAL ABUSE: 1-2-1 counselling and psychotherapy by arrangement. Tel: 0141-550 2048 (Tue 7-9pm). RAPE AND ABUSE LINE: For male and female survivors. Women answer the Tel: Freephone 0808 8000123 (or Dingwall (01349) 865316) hours as advised on telephone answering machine. Men answer the Tel: Freephone 0808 8000122 (or Dingwall (01349) 862686) hours as advised on telephone answering machine. Callers are welcome to phone either line. Write: PO Box 10, Dingwall. IV15 9HE. REAL ALE LESBIAN AND GAY REAL ALE DRINKERS: Formerly Diverse Drinkers, this is the Edinburgh group of CAMRA's Task Group for LGBT real ale and cider fans. Meets in The Holyrood Tavern 1st Mon of each month from 9pm to sample the brewers' art (except Aug when it is the 2nd Mon to avoid GBBF). Tel: Karen on 0131-557 8790. E-mail: diversedrinkers@drink.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.antipope.org/feorag/drinkers/UK LGBT real ale pub listings can be found at WWW: http://www.goldings.demon.co.uk/queerale/ RESIDENTIAL EVENTS EDWARD CARPENTER COMMUNITY: Runs residential events for gay men in SW Scotland (3 in summer 2003), and other places (mainly the English Lake District - 2 in summer 2003). ECC organises events for gay men to get together in a supportive environment as an alternative to the commercial scene. Write: Edward Carpenter Community, BM ECC, London. WC1N 3XX. Tel: 08703 215121. E-mail: info@edwardcarpentercommunity.org.uk WWW: http://www.edwardcarpentercommunity.org.uk/ SPORTS ABERDEEN GAY MEN'S SWIMMING GROUP: Swim every Wed from 8pm onwards. Tel: David on Aberdeen (01224) 317552. E-mail: agmsg@drink.demon.co.uk CALEDONIAN THEBANS: Caledonian Thebans Rugby Football Club is Scotland's first gay friendly rubgy club. It is predominantly made up of gay/bi men, but all are welcome. Instruction and practice by experienced members. Learn the game and get fit. Summer season (just started) will provide new and experienced players with a good grounding for playing with the team - No experience necessary. Tel: 07960 954242 (after 5pm). E-mail: membership.secretary@thebans-rfc.co.uk WWW: http://www.thebans-rfc.co.uk/ GAY GOLF CLUB: Tel: Danny on 0141-946 8290. E-mail: tierney_daniel@hotmail.com GLASGOW GAY AND LESBIAN BADMINTON CLUB: Meets every Thu from 8-10pm. Come along and have fun and enjoy meeting the other members for a friendly game. All welcome. Tel: Donn on 07919 410042 (6-11pm). GLASGOW SWIMMING GROUP: Meets informally during adults-only session 7.30-9pm Thu at North Woodside Pool, Braid Square. Tel: Douglas on 0141-649 5896. E-mail: drb61@pobox.com WWW: http://www.pobox.com/~gocscotland GAY FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS NETWORK: Write: GFSN Membership Secretary, c/o Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, London. N1 9SE. Tel: Clive on 0141-779 2321 or Barry on Stony Stratford (01908) 564085. E-mail: skyblueandwhite@btinternet.com WWW: http://www.gfsn.org.uk GOC CYCLING GROUP: Runs on 2nd Sun of each month throughout Central Scotland and also evening rides in Summer. Tel: Douglas on 0870 3215894 or E-mail: drb61@pobox.com WWW: http://www.pobox.com/~gocscotland Sun 7 Sep: Run in the Innerleithen area. Fri/Sun 26/28 Sep: GOC ANNUAL SCOTTISH GATHERING. Cycling along 'route 7' based at Newtonmore. Sat/Sun 11/12 Oct: Cycling weekend in the Thornhill /Upper Nithsdale area. Sun 9 Nov: Circular run, taking in quieter roads in the Culross /North Forth Shore /Clackmannan areas. TEAM SCOTLAND BADMINTON CLUB: Glasgow based gay and lesbian badminton club meets twice weekly for competitive games. International tournaments and matches against clubs in London and Europe are held annually. Sorry - no beginners. Tel: Raymond on 0141-778 9220. E-mail: teamscotland@gaysport.info WWW: http://www.gaysport.info/teamscotland/ STUDENTS Many Universities and Colleges have Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered Societies. Contact these via your Student Union or Student Association. ScotsGay also links to a number of LGBT Soc websites from our own web page at http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/Many LGBT Socs are open to non-students living in the area. Tel: NUS Scotland LGBT Officer on 0131-556 6598. Fax: 0131-557 5679. Write: Steven Jack, LGBT Officer, NUS Scotland, 29 Forth Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LE. E-mail: mail@nus-scotland.org.uk TV/TS ABERDEEN: 3G (Grampian Gender Group). Offers support, help and a safe environment for Transgendered People. Meets 3rd Sat of each month Noon-5pm. Tel: Gillian on 07050 562175. Mon 7-9pm. E-mail: Gillian_abdn@yahoo.co.uk or andrear@phacescotland.org EDINBURGH: Edinburgh TV/TS Group meets last Sat of each month (except Dec) 1-5pm in PhÏnix Cellar Bar, 46 Broughton Street. Tel: Sophie on 0131-557 1925 or 07949 160573. TransAlba aims to support both pre and post-op transexuals, their families and friends. Meets 2-4pm on the 3rd Sat of each month in Edinburgh LGB Centre, 60 Broughton Street. Tel: Andrea on 07818 467512 (Wed 7-9pm). E-mail: transalba03@aol.com Transgender Youth Support Group for 13-25 year olds of all sexualities and genders. Meets every 2nd Mon. Significant others are also very welcome. For more info, contact LGBT Youth Scotland. Tel: 0845 113 0005 (Tue 7.30-9pm). E-mail: info@lgbtyouth.org.uk Trans Men Scotland - for all FTM's, transmen, transsexual, transgender, pre-op, post-op, non-op, exploring options, living long term, in transition - or however else you might define - if you are or were born female bodied and define yourself as male some or all of the time you will be welcome to a new support group for all trans men in Scotland. Meets 2nd Sat of each month at 7.30pm in Central Edinburgh. For further info and venue E-mail: transmenscotland@aol.com or Tel: Maxwell or Lewis on 0131-477 0525. GLASGOW: Crosslynx TV/TS Group meets second Wed of each month (except December) from 7-10pm. Tel: Crosslynx Helpline on 0141-847 0787 (Mon 7.30-9.30pm). Write: c/o SLGS, PO Box 38, Glasgow. G2 2QF. WWW: http://SGLS.tripod.com/transgen.htm INVERNESS: Highland T Group 3rd Wed of each month at 7pm at 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-4.30pm). E-mail: support@reachout.demon.co.uk WEST LOTHIAN: Transgender Support Group meets in Livingston on 2nd and last Sat of each month from 5pm (phone for details). Tel: 07808 564626 (Mon-Thu 6-10pm). E-mail: kira@westlothiantsg.co.uk WWW: http://www.westlothiantsg.co.uk/ WORKPLACE AFLAGA: The Armed Forces Lesbian & Gay Association (formerly Rank Outsiders). Support group for all serving and LGBT ex members. Write: BCM Box 8431, London. WC1N 3XX. National Helpline: 0870 740 7755 (Wed 7-9pm, Sun 9am-7pm). E-mail: info@aflaga.org.uk WWW: http://www.aflaga.org.uk/ CAS: Support group for all LGBT people involved in Scottish Citizens Advice Bureaux. Tel: Gary on Eyemouth (018907) 52074. E-mail: cas@drink.demon.co.uk EIS GAY AND LESBIAN NETWORK: Write: Veronica Rankin,National Officer (Education and Equalities), 46 Moray Place, Edinburgh. EH3 6BH. Tel: Veronica Rankin on 0131-225 6244. E-mail: vrankin@eis.org.uk FIRE BRIGADES UNION GAY AND LESBIAN SUPPORT GROUP: For firefighters and control staff. Write: National Gay And Lesbian Committee, PO Box 10555, LONDON. N1 8XT. Tel: 0800 783 4778. E-mail: gal01@fbu-ho.org.uk WWW: http://www.fbu.org.uk/ GLASGOW CITY COUNCIL G&L EMPLOYEES FORUM: Tel: Charles Thompson on 0141-287 3744. E-mail: charles.thompson@land.glasgow.gov.uk GMB SCOTLAND EQUAL RIGHTS GROUP: Write: Regional Equal Rights Officer, GMB Scotland, Fountain House, 1/3 Woodside Crescent, Glasgow. G3 7UJ. Tel: 0141-332 8641. E-mail: steve.pickering@gmb.org.uk UNISON: South Ayrshire: Out & About is a social/support group for all LGBT members of Unison within South Ayrshire Council (and their partners) but LGBT Unison members of other South of Scotland Local Authorities are also welcome. Meets: 1st Wed of each month 7.30-9.30pm at local venue. Details from Unison Office on Ayr (01292) 617632 or from Ailsa on Ayr (01292) 617620 (during office hours). E-mail: stublack@patersonayr.fsnet.co.uk YOUTH GROUPS ARGYLL & CLYDE YOUTH SEXUALITY & SUPPORT GROUPS: If you are interested in getting involved in a local group that helps gay and bisexual men aged under 26 come to terms with their sexuality, Tel: Matt Johnston on 0141-332 3837 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm) or E-mail: mattj@phacescotland.org HIGHLAND GAY, LESBIAN AND BISEXUAL YOUTH GROUP: Meets 7.30pm 1st Wed of each month at 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-4.30pm). E-mail: support@reachout.demon.co.uk LGBT YOUTH SCOTLAND: John Cotton Centre, 10 Sunnyside, Edinburgh. EH7 5RA. Provides services and opportunities for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender young people (13-25) in Edinburgh, the Lothians, Fife and Borders. The groups include a Transgender Group, a drop-in for people under-18, separate groups for Girlz and Boyz and an Activity Group that anyone can go along to. A new drop-in for people over-18 is also starting. We also run a programme of short courses and offer training and opportunities for young people to volunteer. So, if you're living in South East Scotland get in touch. Confidential Youthline Tel: 0845 113 0005 (Tue 7.30-9pm). Office Tel/Fax: 0131-622 2266 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-5pm). E-mail: info@lgbtyouth.org.uk WWW: http://www.lgbtyouth.org.uk/ LIPS - LESBIANS IN PEER SUPPORT: Project supporting young lesbians and bisexual women aged 25 and under. Offers a safe space for young lesbian and bisexual women to meet, providing information, support and activities. Meets every 1st and 3rd Sat, 2-4pm and every 2nd and 4th Thu, 7-9pm at Glasgow Women's Library, 109 Trongate, Glasgow. Tel: Shona or Sue on 0141-552 8345/7539. E-mail: gwl@womens-library.org.uk THIS WAY OUT: Group for lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders or those who are unsure. For people aged 25 or under. Informal meetings held monthly on Wed eves. Phone Diversitay LGBT Switchboard on Dundee (01382) 202620 Mon 7-10pm. Write: Diversitay LGBT Group, PO Box 53, Dundee, DD1 3YG. E-mail: contact@diversitay.org.uk WWW: http://www.diversitay.org.uk/Confidentiality guaranteed. VIVIDYOUTH: For young LGBT people aged 15-25. Meets every Tue from 7-9.30pm at STUC Centre, 333 Woodlands Road, Glasgow next to Stand Comedy Club/Hogshead pub - nearest underground Kelvinbridge. Tel: John Paul on 0141-248 1842 or 07919 057717. E-mail: johnpaul.fitzpatrick@mac.com WWW: www.vividyouth.com/ --------------------------------------------------------------- Venues ====== * indicates that these venues stock ScotsGay ABERDEEN ABERDEEN WOMEN'S CENTRE* Shoe Lane, (next door to Lemon Tree). Tel: (01224) 625010. Tue-Wed 10am-2pm. Thu 5-9pm. A *women only space* where all women are welcome without prejudice. Free use of computers and Internet connection. Latest computer/women's magazines/morning newspaper. [For women in the gay community there is also a copy of the latest edition of AroundAB-out2001 Newsletter.] Cosy pop-in coffee lounge. [Donations for refreshments are expected.] Information-Resource Area /Women's library. Computer/Confidence/Empowering/English as a second language courses run throughout year. Access for disabled. No smoking policy in Centre. Contact Maria Clark for more details at E-mail: awc@clara.co.uk BAR INDIGO* 20 Adelphi. Tel: (01224) 586949. Sun-Thu 5pm-2am. Fri-Sat 5pm-3am. New gay bar/club due to open 16th Aug in old Oh Henry's premises. Free entry weeknights and before Midnight at weekends: thereafter GBP 3 or GBP 2 with flyer. OUT* 7 Crown Street. Tel: (01224) 212527. Sun, Thu 11pm-2am. Fri-Sat 11pm-3am. Popular large venue. Regular promos and PAs. Gay owned. Aberdeen's oldest gay venue. WELLMAN'S HEALTH STUDIO* 3rd Floor, 21-23 Justice Mill Lane. Tel: (01224) 211441. 10am-10pm. Aberdeen's first (and only) gay sauna. DUNDEE BROOKLYN'S BAR* 2 St Andrew's Lane. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 7pm-Midnight. Well appointed gay friendly bar next door to Out and under the same management. CHARLIE'S BAR* 75-79 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 226840. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Gay friendly bar with free disco Fri & Sat 8-11pm. Free use of premises for pre-booked groups. OUT* 124 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 11pm-2.30am. Good atmosphere, very popular disco with wide selection of sounds and the occasional act/PA. EDINBURGH BLACK BO'S 57/61 Blackfriars Street. Tel: 0131-557 6136. Wed-Sat 6-10pm. Superb little mostly vegetarian restaurant. Friendly staff. Mixed clientele. BLAZE* Club Ego, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. 11pm-3am. 1st & 3rd Fri of each month. Next dates: 15th Aug, 5th & 19th Sep. James Longworth's new club night playing Chart/Commercial/Funky House. GBP 1 & GBP 1.50 drinks promos all night. GBP 3 before midnight/GBP 4 after. E-mail: vibe@100ent.com WWW: http://www.blazefridays.com/ BLUE MOON* 1 Barony Street/36 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-556 2788 (Bar) or 0131-557 0911 (Office). Mon-Fri 11am-11pm, Sat-Sun 10am-11.30pm. Food served until 10pm. Popular lesbigay cafe/bar complex. BOBBIE'S BOOKSHOP* 220 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131-538 7069. Mon-Sat 10am-1pm, 2-5.30pm. Mixed bookshop selling a selection of UK and imported gay magazines. BOOTYLUSHOUS* Club Ego, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Info Line: 07736 936650. Sun. 11pm-3am. Gay Night from DJ Dale Lush & Guests. R&B Soul & Funk. More of a Sunday Social than full on glam affair with drinks from GBP 1 all night. GBP 2 entry. WWW: http://www.clublush.co.uk/ C.C. BLOOM'S* 23 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 9331. Mon-Sat 7pm-3am, Sun 8pm-3am. Two floors. Karaoke on Thu and Sun. Disco every night from 10.30pm. CLAREMONT BAR & RESTAURANT* 133/135 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 5662. FAX: 0131-558 3539. Bar: Mon-Sat 11am-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Restaurant: Mon-Wed 11.30am-2.30pm and 6pm-10pm, Thu-Sat 11.30am-10pm, Sun 12.30pm-10pm. Gay owned, gay friendly and renowned for courtesy, comfort and good food. First and Third Sats of month from 8pm: a male only night aimed at leather, denim, rubber, skinhead, uniform and bears run in conjunction with the MSC Scotland Monthly Meeting and BearScots. E-mail: info@claremont-bar-edinburgh.co.uk WWW: http://www.claremont-bar-edinburgh.co.uk/ EASYINTERNETCAFE 58 Rose Street. Tel: 0131-220 3577. Daily 8am-11pm. Large Internet Cafe from which many gay men seem to troll the net instead of just picking up each other! WWW: http://www.easyinternetcafe.com/ EDINBURGH LESBIAN GAY AND BISEXUAL CENTRE* 58a and 60 Broughton Street. Houses Sala Cafe-Bar and Massage for Health. Also provides meeting and noticeboard space for many lesbigay organisations. Private mailboxes available. FRENCHIES BAR* 89 Rose Street Lane North. Tel: 0131-225 7651. Mon-Sat 1pm-1am, Sun 2pm-Midnight. This vibrant gay bar (Edinburgh's oldest) is in the heart of Rose Street. Happy Hour 6-8pm every day. HABANA* 22 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-558 1270. Mon-Sat Noon-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Centrally located pre club bar. Open and bright as well as quite intimate. Busy. Quizoke every Thu with John. Drink promos throughout the month - see ad for details. HOLYROOD TAVERN* 9a Holyrood Road. Tel: 0131-556 5044. Daily Noon-12.45am. Food: Mon-Tue 5-8pm, Wed-Fri Noon-2pm & 5-8pm, Sat Noon-8pm, Sun 12.30-8pm. Functions catered for by appointment - kitchen also available for big groups at any time - ask for the Little Chef. Edinburgh's best kept secret. Real ale in a gay friendly atmosphere. "If you must go on the scene, why not have some beer first?" CAMRA's Lesbian and Gay Real Ale Drinkers meet there on the first Mon of the month from 9pm (except Aug - 2nd Mon) - WWW: http://www.antipope.org/feorag/drinkers/Goths meet every Wed (perverts of all shapes and sizes most welcome!) from 9pm. JOY* The Venue, 15 Calton Road. JOY Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 11pm-3am. Monthly. Next date: Sat 30th Aug. Popular club night held on two levels and featuring DJs Maggie Joy, Alan Joy & Brett King in the main room, Trendy Wendy & Sally F downstairs in The Cooler. GBP 8 Joy members/GBP 10 otherwise. E-mail: clubjoy@blueyonder.co.uk. LAUGHING DUCK* 24 Howe Street. Tel: 0131-220 2376. Mon-Thu Noon-Midnight, Fri-Sat Noon-1am, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Stylish, comfy bar with relaxed atmosphere serving food till 7.30pm. DJs on Sat nights. Pub Quiz every second Sun from 9pm. Function Room Hire. E-mail: contact@thelaughingduck.co.uk. WWW: http://www.thelaughingduck.co.uk/ LEATHER AND LACE* 8 Drummond Street. Tel: 0131-557 9413. FAX: 0131-557 8336. 25 Easter Road. Tel: 0131-623 6969. Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Noon-9pm. 368-370 Gorgie Road (Currently not licensed as a sex shop). Tel: 0131-468 6969. Mon-Sat 11am-8pm, Sun Noon-8pm. Scotland's ORIGINAL licenced SEX shops where you'll be made welcome by the very nice assortment of folk who work there! Toys galore, video rental too! Larger sizes stocked. LUVELY The Liquid Room, 9c Victoria Street. Tel: 0131-225 2564. Info Line: 07711 307997. First Sat of each Month. 10pm-3am. Mega club night with resident DJs Tommy Kay, Newton & Stone, Jared and GP. WWW: http://www.luvely.net/ MASSAGE FOR HEALTH 58a/60 Broughton Street. By appointment only. Massage therapy from qualified practitioners Anne (Tel: 07986 810190) and John (Tel: 07970 921209). Also Meditation, Relaxation and Yoga Classes throughout the year - phone John for details. E-mail: info@massageforhealth.co.uk WWW: http://www.massageforhealth.co.uk/ MINGIN' Studio 24, 24-26 Calton Road. Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 11pm-3am. Monthly. Next date: Sat 6th Sep. Alan Joy's dark, sexy, dirty house night features Alan Joy himself on the decks plus Brian Dempster. GBP 6 entry (GBP 5 before midnight). E-mail: mingin@blueyonder.co.uk NEW TOWN BAR* 26B Dublin Street. Tel: 0131-538 7775. Mon-Thu Noon-1am. Fri-Sat Noon-2am. Sun 12.30pm-1am. Especially popular with men. Drinks Promotions Daily. Downstairs Bar open Fri & Sat with resident DJ from 10pm-2am. Also available for hire Sun-Thu. No EIGHTEEN* 18 Albert Place. Tel: 0131-553 3222. Daily Noon-10pm. Long established sauna club for gay and bisexual men. Excellent facilities include large sauna cabin, 14 man steam room,10 (very popular) private rooms, 8 man filtered Jacuzzi, communal and private showers, video, TV lounge and hot and cold refreshments. Warm, clean and friendly. GBP 9 (GBP 7 concessions). WWW: http://www.number18sauna.co.uk/ OOT: OUT ON TUESDAY* Stand Comedy Club, 5 York Place. Tel: 0131-558 7272. Second Tue of each month. 9-11pm. Monthly gay comedy club in established comedy venue. Hot food. Real ale. E-mail: admin@thestand.co.uk WWW: http://www.thestand.co.uk/ PLANET OUT* 6 Baxter's Place. Tel: 0131-524 0061. Daily 4pm-1am. Popular and busy gay bar with friendly staff. Q-STORE* 5 Barony Street. Tel: 0131-477 4756. Mon-Fri 11am-7pm. Sat 11am-6pm. Sun 1-5pm. New gay and lesbian store. E-mail: info@q-store.com WWW: http://www.q-store.com/ THE REGENT* 2 Montrose Terrace. Tel : 0131-661 8198. Sun-Thu 11am-Midnight. Fri-Sat 11am-1am. Alan Joy's new gay bar, run in conjunction with Lisa from Luvely. Real ale, relaxed atmosphere, comfortable surroundings plus a wee touch of food. SALA CAFE-BAR* 60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-478 7069. Tue-Fri 11am-11pm, Sat-Sun 10am-11pm. Relaxed and friendly cafe bar situated directly above Edinburgh's LGBT Centre. Wide ranging menu. Regular live music and gallery space. Food served til 10.30pm. E-mail: salacafebar@hotmail.com SOLAS CAFE* 2/4 Abbeymount. Tel: 0131-661 0982. Mon, Wed, Fri 11am-4pm, Tue, Thu 11am-8pm. Attached to Solas HIV/AIDS Information Centre. Good home cooking (everything cooked on the premises). Vegetarians and carnivores catered for. THE STAG & TURRET* 1-7 Montrose Terrace. Tel: 0131-661 6443. Mon-Sat 11am-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Friendly gay local just round the corner from the Solas Centre. Two new pool tables upstairs. STEAMWORKS* 5 Broughton Market. Tel: 0131-477 3567. Daily 11am-11pm. New sauna with large spa pool, steamroom, dry sauna, labyrinth, massage, cafe lounge, free Internet access, vertical tanning. WWW: http://www.steamworks-sauna.co.uk/ TACKNO Massa (formerly Club Mercado), 36-39 Market Street. Tel: 0131-226 4224. Last Sun of each month. 10pm-3am. DJ Trendy Wendy. Mixed and crowded club night. TASTE The Liquid Room, 9c Victoria Street. Tel: 0131-225 2564. Info Line: 0131-557 4656. Sun 11pm-3am (5am during Aug). DJs Fisher & Price play a progressive mix of garage and house in the Main Room with guests whilst Martin Valentine and Steven Wanless play garage and US house in the Back Room, to an up-for-it mixed/gay crowd. GBP 6 Members/Guests GBP 8. GBP 5 entry before 11.30pm. Drinks promos until 1am. Sun 24th Aug: August Bank Holiday Special with Jon Pleased and backroom guest John Brownlie. GBP 5 before 11.30pm then GBP 6 members/GBP 10 guests. Sun 14th Sep: Combined Harvest Festival with Taste and Luvely residents. Doors 10pm-3am. GBP 5 before 10.30pm then GBP 8 members/GBP 10 guests. More details from Infoline. Sun 12th Oct: Jon Pleased (Quarterly Residency) - 3 hour set. Regular Door Prices. Sun 2nd Nov: Pete Doyle (Gallery, London). Regular Door Prices. E-mail: contact-us@taste-clubs.com WWW: http://www.taste-clubs.com/ THAI ME UP 4 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-558 9234. Daily Noon-11pm. Superb gay friendly Thai restaurant situated in the middle of Edinburgh's gay area. E-mail: management@tmeup.com WWW: http://www.tmeup.com/ TOWNHOUSE SAUNA AND GYM* 53 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 6116. Sun-Thu Noon-11pm, Fri-Sat Noon-Midnight. Scotland's largest, featuring steam room, 20 person sauna, large Jacuzzi, Kruze Video Zone, licensed bar and Broadband Internet cafe, free weights gym, massage by appointment. Admission GBP 9 (Concessions GBP 6), Mon 18-25 years old GBP 4 entry, Tue GBP 5 before 2pm, Wed GBP 10 per couple, Thu GBP 7 entry before 4pm, Fri GBP 7 entry after 9pm, Sat 2 for 1 beers and spirits, Sun GBP 5 for students. Annual Membership GBP 2. Proudly gay owned and operated. WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/townhouse/index1.htm VIBE* Club Ego, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Tue 11pm-3am. James Longworth upstairs playing mainstream charty party toons and guest R'n'B DJs downstairs. Drinks promos. GBP 2 members/GBP 3 non-members. E-mail: vibe@100ent.com WWW: http://www.vibetuesdays.com/ WIGGLE* Club Ego, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 11pm-3am. Monthly. Next date: Sat 16th Aug, 13th Sep. In the main hall, resident DJs Trendy Wendy and Jon Pleased blend camp with classics and new sounds. Sally F and DJ Michelle go a touch alternative downstairs. Free pre-Wiggle party at Planet Out featuring DJ Brett King from 10pm-1am. Entry to Wiggle is GBP 9. E-mail: wiggle@blueyonder.co.uk WORD POWER* 43 West Nicolson Street. Tel: 0131-662 9112. Mon-Fri 10am-6pm, Sat 10.30am-6pm. Independent radical bookshop. E-mail: books@word-power.co.uk WWW: http://www.word-power.co.uk/ GLASGOW BENNETS DISCO 80-90 Glassford Street. Tel: 0141-552 5761. Tue-Sun 11pm-3am. Beautifully appointed busy club on two floors. Frequent PAs. WWW: http://www.bennets.co.uk/E-mail: BennetsWeb@aol.com BURLY* Mercury, 142 Bath Lane. Tel: 0141-248 1777. Infoline: 07930 357401. 10pm-3am. 2nd Sat and last Fri of each month. Club night for the over 25 age group. Dress Code: rubber, leather, uniform, industrial, denim, rugby & kilts. Designed to be cruisy. Aug 28th: BURLY at Mercury "Black & Leather" 10pm -3am. Carlsberg & Stella GBP 1.50 a pint from 10-12. GBP 5 BURLY members/GBP 7 non-members. Dress Code: Black & Leather, rubber, uniform, industrial, kilts and sportswear. Fri 12th Sep: BURLY visits The Arches. 10pm-3am. First Birthday Party. GBP 8 BURLY members/GBP 10 non-members. 2 DJ's, drink promos. Usual Dress Code. WWW: http://www.dv8scots.co.uk/E-mail: dv8scots@hotmail.com CANDLE BAR* 20 Candleriggs. Tel: 0141-564 1285. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Upmarket bar in the heart of the Merchant City. Regular cabaret, karaoke and disco. Under new management. CCA* 350 Sauchiehall Street. Box Office Tel: 0141-352 4900. Cafe Tel: 0141-332 7959. Box Office: Tue-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 11am-6pm. Gallery: Tue-Sun 11am-6pm, Thu 11am-8pm. Cafe: Tue-Sat 11am-9.30pm, Sun 11am-4pm. The Centre for Contemporary Arts. Performance & exhibition spaces, Cafe/Bar, bookshop. E-mail: gen@cca-glasgow.com WWW: http://www.cca-glasgow.com/ CLONE ZONE* 45 Virginia St. Tel/FAX: 0141-553 2666. Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Noon-7pm. Clothes, videos, magazines, toys. Has now moved out of the GGLC and into new premises a few doors North of their original shop. E-mail: admin@clonezone.co.uk WWW: http://www.clonezone.co.uk/ CLUB EROS* 1-3 Bridge Street. Tel: 0845 4562310. New "therapeutic relaxation centre and gym exclusively for gay and bisexual men"! Private members club run by same folk as Spa-19 - current members of which will have their membership transfered automatically. E-mail: cluberos@hotmail.com CLUB MYSTYX* Blackfriars Bar (Basement), 36 Bell Street. Tel: 0141-552 5924. Infoline: 07919 860353. Last Sat of each month. Next dates: Sat 30th Aug, 27th Sep. 8pm-1am. Members Only BDSM play club. GBP 5 membership (available at door), GBP 5 entrance for member, GBP 8 for guests accompanying members. Fetishwear/black dress code: no sportswear allowed. E-mail: club_mystyx@yahoo.co.uk WWW: http://www.geocities.com/club_mystyx/indexmystyx.html COURT BAR* 69 Hutcheson Street. Tel: 0141-552 2463. Mon-Sat 8am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Intimate bar beside former Sheriff Court. Straight until mid-evening. CUBE 34 & 44 Queen Street. Tel: 0141-226 8990. Mon-Tue 11.30pm-3am. Two-nighter with DJs Shawn Roberts & Shazza Halliwell. Various drinks promos. Entry GBP 3. E-mail: thornleisure@yahoo.co.uk CYBER* Unit 3, King's Court, 107 Kings Street. Tel/FAX: 0141-553 0942. Mon-Sat 10am-6pm. Sun Noon-5.30pm. Alternative clothing. WWW: http://www.cyber-clothing.com/ DELMONICA'S BAR 68 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-552 4803. Daily Noon-Midnight. Nice if your face fits. EASYINTERNETCAFE 57/61 St. Vincent Street. Tel: 0141-222 2365. Daily 7am-10pm. Large Internet Cafe from which many gay men seem to troll the net instead of just picking up each other! WWW: http://www.easyinternetcafe.com/ GLC CAFE/BAR* 11 Dixon Street. Tel: 0141-226 5050. Daily 11am-Midnight. Full breakfast always available. Home cooking. Friendly and busy! Karaoke on Fri, Sat and Sun. GLASGOW LGBT CENTRE (GGLC)* 11 Dixon Street. Tel/FAX: 0141-221 7203. Daily 11am-Midnight. Welcomes lesbians, gay men, bisexuals and transgendered. Services include: Cafe Bar, Joys-4-Us, Info Box, Health Info, Interest Groups, Free Newspapers, Diary of Events, Reading Room, Garden of Reflection, Function space for hire and innovative Art Gallery. Increasingly busy and popular! Fully wheelchair accessible venue. E-mail: admin@glgbt.org.uk WWW: http://www.gglc.org.uk/ JOYS-4-US* 11 Dixon Street. Tel/FAX: 0141-248 6065. Mon-Sat 11am-7pm, Sun Noon-4pm. Toys for girls and boys. Fetish, bondage, leather, cards, magazine, mucky vids. E-mail: lesley@joys-4-us.co.uk WWW: http://www.joys-4-us.co.uk/ THE LANE 60 Robertson Street Lane (off Argyle Street). Tel: 0141-221 1802. Noon-10pm. "Exotic Gay Men's Club" with sauna and private cabins. Not very busy. THE MENS ROOM 130 Great Western Road. Tel: 0141-332 1001. FAX: 0141-332 4555. Tue 10am-6pm, Wed-Fri 9.30am-7pm, Sat 9.30am-5pm. One stop male grooming emporium. E-mail: enquiries@themensroom.biz WWW: http://www.themensroom.biz/ MERCURY* 142 Bath Lane. Tel: 0141-248 1777. Fri-Sun 10.30pm-3am. Well appointed club. E-mail: mercurylounge@hotmail.com OOT IN GLASGOW* Stand Comedy Club, 333 Woodlands Road. Tel: 0870 6006055. Second Wed of each month. 8.30-10.30pm. Monthly gay comedy club. E-mail: admin@thestand.co.uk WWW: http://www.thestand.co.uk/ THE POLO LOUNGE 84 Wilson Street. Tel: 0141-553 1221. Mon-Thu 5pm-1am, Fri-Sun 5pm-3am. Smaller than previously but retains same attitude. WWW: http://www.pololounge.co.uk/ REVOLVER BAR* 6a John Street. Tel: 0141-553 2456. Noon-Midnight. A refreshing antidote to the current gay scene. Pool table, state of the art free jukebox (with over 7,000 tracks on it), reasonably priced drinks, good quality service, no karaoke. E-mail: info@revolverdotbar.com WWW: http://www.revolverdotbar.com/ SADIE FROST'S 8-10 West George Street. Tel: 0141-332 8005. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight, Sun 1pm-Midnight. Bar meals: Until 7pm. Gay friendly as long as you don't kiss your same sex partner. Heterosexuals are, of course, more than welcome to consume each others' tonsils. SILKS AND SECRETS* 308 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-572 1017. Mon-Sat 10am-6pm, Sun Noon-5pm. Clothes and toys catering for gay, transvestite and fetish tastes. Friendly understanding staff. Larger sizes stocked. SPYKER* Unit 7, King's Court, 99 Kings Street. Tel: 0141-552 3111. Mon-Fri 11am-5.30pm, Sat 11am-6pm. Fetish Wear. TRON THEATRE CAFE BAR* Chisholm Street. Tel: 0141-552 8587. Mon-Sat 10am-Late, Sun 11am-Late. Friendly theatre bar. Mixed. Good food. E-mail: boxoffice@tron.co.uk WWW: http://www.tron.co.uk/ THE TUNNEL 84 Mitchell Street. Tel: 0141-204 1000. Wed 11.30pm-3am. Allure is a new gay night from the folk who bring you Cube. DJ Darren. Entry GBP 3. E-mail: thornleisure@yahoo.co.uk VICTORIA BAR* 157-159 Bridgegait. Tel: 0141-552 6040. Daily 11am-Midnight. Basically straight, but justly popular with Glasgow's many Real Ale queens and dykes. Convenient for the Citizens Theatre. VIOLATE PO Box 808, Glasgow. G71 7YN. Violate Club Line: 09099 108174 (60p per min at all times). BDSM and general pervery. Operates in Glasgow and Edinburgh. Runs regular clubs at the Big Joint in South Street, Glasgow on the first Sat of each month. Also holds special one off clubs called UltraViolate roughly every 3 months - next one will be in Edinburgh on 30th Aug. With UltraViolate, they are trying to find extra-special venues, bring in more space for stalls, exhibitions and possibly performers but not the usual angle grinder to the groin routine. E-mail: info@violate.co.uk WWW: http://www.violate.co.uk/ THE WATERLOO* 306 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-229 5891. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Semper idem! Popular, crowded, down to earth gay drinking shop. Scotland's oldest gay bar - what more can we say? Busy, busy, busy! Awarded the Beti Hutton seal of approval. INVERNESS GATE CAFE BAR* 21 Queensgate. Tel: (01463) 711700. Mon 10am-11pm, Tue 10am-1am, Wed 10am-11pm, Thu-Fri 10am-1am, Sat 10am-12.30am, Sun Noon-11pm. Gay friendly bar with dedicated gay nights Tue & Fri. Drink promos and DJs. SLEEPERS Station Square, Academy Street. Tel: (01463) 231926. Mon-Sat 11am-11pm, Sun 12.30-11pm. Inverness's main gay-friendly establishment. Currently closed and undergoing refurbishment - will open under a new name. KIRKCALDY FEUARS ARMS 66 Commercial Street. Tel: (01592) 269056. Mon-Wed 11.30am-3pm & 5-11pm, Thu 11.30am-3pm & 5pm-Midnight, Fri-Sat 11.30am-Midnight, Sun 12.30-11pm. Mixed venue. Traditional pub (in CAMRA's Good Beer Guide) serving real ale to a wide clientele. Listed Grade B - fascinating Gents lavatory (and three resident Spirits). STIRLING BARNTON BISTRO* 3 1/2 Barnton Street. Tel: (01786) 461698. Mon-Thu 10.30am-Midnight, Fri-Sat 10.30am-1am, Sun Noon-Midnight. (Food: Until 7.30pm). Near to railway station. Mixed, busy, bohemian and friendly bar/bistro. Popular with students and Sons/Daughters of the Rock alike. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ScotsGay: a monthly magazine for lesbians, gays and bisexuals. ScotsGay 60/- Light appears in odd numbered months, whilst ScotsGay 80/- Heavy appears in even numbered months. ISSN: 1357-0595. Edited, printed and published in Scotland. (c) Pageprint Limited, August 2003. PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. Non profit use by the lesbigay community of material in the magazine will normally be permitted free of charge - but contact us first for permission. We haven't had sex with most of the people who appear in the magazine, so we don't actually know what their sexuality is. Editorial: Tel: 0845 1208062 or 0131-539 0666. Fax: 0131-539 2999 E-mail: scotsgay@drink.demon. co.uk. 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