SCOTSGAY MAGAZINE ================= ScotsGay is a monthly magazine for lesbians, gay men and bisexuals. Edited, printed and published in Scotland ScotsGay 60/- Light - Issue 60a - November 2004 ELECTRONIC EDITION ***Now available on the Web: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ How to Subscribe and Unsubscribe information is now at the END of the magazine. All Material Copyright (c) Pageprint Publishing Limited 2004. Permission is hereby given to distribute this material provided that this copyright notice is included and that distribution is specifically for non-profitmaking reasons. Distribution for profit must be done only with prior written consent of the magazine any deviation from this will be seen as an infringement of copyright. Hardcopies are limited to one per person for personal use only and such hard copies are subject to the same copyright restrictions as laid out above. The printed edition of ScotsGay is available by post at the following rates: 6 issue sub (UK & EC) GBP8 6 issue sub (Overseas) GBP15 12 issue sub (UK & EC) GBP15 12 issue sub (Overseas) GBP28 Make Cheques and POs payable to 'Pageprint' or 'ScotsGay' and send them to: Subscriptions ScotsGay Magazine PO Box 666 Edinburgh Scotland EH7 5YW Inside this issue: Editorial Edinburgh Nunsense World AIDS Day Listings Glasgow Scottish Media Monitor Dundee Aberdeen ScotsGay Voice Personals Boxes - The ScotsGay Meet Market Helplines And Switchboards Venues --------------------------------------------------------------------- Editorial ========= TALLY HO - A HUNTING WE WILL GO! Being of a cheap and parsimonious disposition, I rarely see feature films until they come round on TV. So it was, the other night, that I finally got round to watching Four Weddings and a Funeral which certainly confirmed that it was possible for a heterosexual man to convincingly play a gay part (and vice closetedly versa). And it was good to see that the gay relationship central to the film was treated with respect by the film maker. The point was also well made that marriage isn't necessary for heterosexuals - it is possible to live together and be happy without a fatuous ceremony. In passing, WH Auden's famous poem is anethema: telephones are for answering, not cutting off. The silly old queen should have stuck to writing about the postal service! Anyway, it looks like we have finally got some legislation on the statute books which will recognise our relationships. But, to be honest, the whole Civil Partnership thing is pretty crap in a typically NuLabour way. To start with, it won't even come into effect for a year or so - probably not until after the next General Election - the time is needed to tidy up all the consequent rules and regulations which aren't in the primary legislation and will require to be amended. So, if you've got a nice house and chose to save some money instead of pissing it against the wall, just don't get run over by a bus this week or the Taxperson will get an overlarge chunk and your partner could be out on the streets. And of course, you'd better vote NuLabour next time or the Tories could dump the whole caboodle if they get in. Then there's the fact that this is Special Legislation just for us perverts. Same sex couples who don't want the whole marriage thing won't be able to use it. Whereas we'll have our own nice little ghettoised form of marriage which we can pretend is the Real Thing (and no doubt spend a fortune on all the pink tulle and trappings). But the straights can still dismiss it all as Fantasy Island as only they can really get married. It would have been technically trivial for the Scottish Parliament to simply amend the Marriage (Scotland) Act to allow same sex marriage. But they didn't have the bottle and passed the buck to Westminster. Westminster could have enacted similar amendments, but they didn't have the inclination either. That would have been true equality which could have been introduced over-night without any lengthy pissing about amending subordinate legislation. But it might have upset many "people of faith" and NuLabour wouldn't have that. Not when, having made war on a Muslim nation, they're desperately trying to get a few votes back from UK Muslims. Not when it would upset that decent Mr Paisley (he of the Bob Jones doctorate) over in Northern Ireland. Not when it would upset the Pope and his kiddy fiddling henchmen. Instead, the Queen's Speech informs us that the "faith community" is going to get some nice new anti discrimination legislation under which it will become a serious criminal offence to call its members a shower of ignorant superstitious Neanderthals. It will, however, naturally remain perfectly acceptable for them to preach that we pooves and dykes are an abomination and that God would like us to be stoned to death or at very least mocked on the streets. I've made clear my opposition to both marriage (something to do away with altogether as far as the state is concerned) and to legislation that limits free speech. Nevertheless, if we are to have such legislation, then we must be treated equally. Of course, some sections of the "faith community" are mightily cheesed off. Our very own ignorant superstitious Neanderthals at the Metropolitan Community Church want to be be able to conduct gay marriages. But clearly they don't matter in the NuLabour scheme of things. When it comes to going to the wall for their principles, it seems that our Governments (both Scottish and UK) will do their utmost to protect little furry animals whilst the hunting of homosexuals will remain in season for the forseeable future. And their brave use of the Parliament Acts to outfox the "hunting community" may just come back to haunt us too - for was it not the Parliament Act 1949 which was used in 2000 to force through the lowering of the male gay age of consent to 16? The questionable validity of that 1949 Act is going to be challenged in the courts sooner rather than later. If it is overturned, just don't expect Her Majesty to come riding to the rescue to save the queers with a couple of hundred newly created peers! We'll be well and truly foxed! John Hein E-mail: editorial@scotsgay.co.uk --------------------------------------------------------------------- EDINBURGH SCENE =============== Well, guys, the cold weather is upon us and it really is winter time. So anyone getting their balls frozen off trolling the usual outdoor spots - why not check out some of Edinburgh's saunas? Steamworks is tucked away in Broughton Market (just along from the Blue Moon Café) and is open daily from 11am-11pm. This stylish sauna attracts a mixed clientèle and also offers an hotel as part of the complex too. Various state of the art facilities are on offer including a large spa pool, sauna cabin, large steam room, video room, and many themed areas. If you manage to book early then massage is available daily. No membership is required for Steamworks and prices vary - see http://www.steamworks-sauna.co.uk/ Just down the road in East Claremont Street is The Townhouse. This more traditional sauna and gym is open 7 days a week and has been long established in the gay quarter. It's open Sun-Thu noon-11pm, and Fri-Sat noon until midnight. There is a licensed bar, one of Scotland's largest steam rooms, power showers, 20 person sauna, broadband Internet facilities and a video room. Professional massage is also available. See: http://www.gayscotland.com/townhouse/ And let's not forget Edinburgh's oldest gay sauna - Number 18 situated in Leith Walk. Open Mon-Thu noon-10pm and Fri-Sat noon- midnight. This busy sauna is always packed throughout the week and weekend. Admission is only GBP5 on select days and prices vary throughout the week. See: http://www.number18sauna.com/ As we all know, World Aids Day is 1st Dec. Please check out your favourite venue for what they have planned in terms of fundraising for the special day. Confirmed already is Habana's Charity Raffle Night. The night will include all the best in cheezy pop tunes, loads of drink offers throughout the night, The night will be called Red Day and will be hosted by Samantha Swallows who will be in charge of dishing out all the fantastic raffle prizes on offer. Habana has a new cocktail menu available on Mon evenings which seems to be going down very well for the regulars and pre theatre goers. Special GBP1 drink offers run Mon-Wed 9pm-1am. And all the karaoke capers are still on the go every second Thu. DJs are on offer almost every night and the Luvely pre club party is on the go every second Fri. Planet Out has now officially changed hands, and Gary has now taken charge. The interior has been changed slightly and new drink promos are on offer throughout the week. We kiss bye bye to the old Pink Pound which used to be on offer but a new GBP1.50 night every Mon without the GBP1 door charge there used to be. A new crew of DJs are featured at the weekends and rumour has it a fortnightly quiz will be on the go soon. The ever popular Tackno is still going strong at the new venue - eGo, and seems to be busier than when it was at Massa. Catch Tackno on the last Sun of every month. Wiggle has confirmed dates for the weeks ahead: Sat 4th Dec, 1st Jan, 26th Feb. The usual line up of DJs are on offer including Trendy Wendy, Jon Pleased, Sally F and DJ Michelle. The pre-Wiggle Party is held at the newly refurbished Street (formerly Pop Rockit) 9pm-1am. The venue for Wiggle is also eGo. Veteran club night is JOY held monthly at The Venue. Next dates: Sat 18th Dec and 15th Jan. Entry is GBP6 before midnight and GBP8 after. Please note that the JOY membership cards are no longer valid. (selected drinks are GBP1 before midnight). FEVER is the baby club night held fortnightly Sat at eGo. The night is held on two floors and has resident DJs Fisher & Price in the main hall and Jon Pleased and Morgan downstairs providing a mix of dance tunes. Vibe is still the most popular midweek club being held weekly Tue at eGo. All the latest camp tunes are on offer as well as dancers and various goings on. Drink promos run throughout the night and entry is a mere GBP2. Also held fortnightly on Sat at the Liquid Rooms is Club Luvely which has now been on the go for years and seems to be one of Edinburgh's most popular and flamboyantly themed nights in town. Next date is Sat 11th Dec and resident DJs Tommy K, Newton and Stone will provide the night's dance tunes. See http//www.luvely.net for more info and up and coming themes! A missed face at the November Luvely was one of the night's organisers and DJ, George Patterson who died last month. George was well known on the club scene and also for his chain of hairdressers Patterson S.A. Alan x E-mail: weealan@drink.demon.co.uk --------------------------------------------------------------------- NUNSENSE ======== You find us busy with the annual labours of packing our Sister Packs for World AIDS Day. Whilst doing so, we take time to reflect upon the events that have, over the years, coloured our understanding of the significance of the day and how the Convent may hope to support the LGBT community at this time. Some of the older members of the Convent recall the early days of what was quickly identified as an epidemic within the gay community. Identification of the cause did little to ease the following years of despair, due to the lack of any drugs to even slow let alone stop the progression of the HIV virus and the resultant numerous deaths among the gay men within our community. During those early years, some small comfort was taken from the fact that new-found awareness of the virus resulted in a significant drop in cases of STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections) most commonly found in case histories of gay men during regular check ups in GUM clinics. By 1995, with the arrival of antiretroviral treatments, a cautious optimism was gradually emerging. A belief, that even if there was no cure in sight, that someone living with HIV could, with the support of a successful 'combination therapy', be afforded a reasonable life expectancy. But unfortunately for many gay men, the term 'combination' fostered a feeling of 'complacency'. All too soon, cases of STIs started to rise and have reached epidemic proportions hitherto unseen since before the start of the HIV/AIDS pandemic (see Nunsense in Scots- Gay's last issue). While cases of HIV remain low among the lesbian, bisexual and transsexual members of our community, new cases of HIV among gay men (and men who have sex with men) continue to appear each year, caused in no small way by the lowered resistance that comes with repeated exposure to STIs and use of recreational drugs. If anyone is in any doubt as to the demands of 'living with antiretroviral treatment', we cannot recommend more highly the reading of an article in September's issue (SG 59a - available online at http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/). We in the Convent of Dunn Eideann thank and send our blessings to 'A' for the hard-hitting and chilling realism of his contribution. If after having read this account of 'a day in the life of', anyone who feels HIV is still so last year or easily managed then we respectfully implore you to read on. Once a diagnosis is made, you may not need the support of a combination therapy right away but will most certainly undergo some level of psychological change. Depression is commonplace, both now and often throughout the early years. This will, in turn, affect your sex drive. Fatigue, due both to psychological effects of the diagnosis and physiological effects of the daily replication of the virus in your body, may result in a change in your whole outlook on life. An individual who 'agrees' to use a combination therapy is more than coping with the biological changes in his body, the fatigue, the toxicity requiring numerous hospital visits for monitoring the heart, lung and kidneys, in search for early signs of malfunctions. Nevertheless, there can be many implications 'outwith' the body. Areas of personal finance such as life insurance, mortgages, loans and, of course, job applications can be invalidated if the diagnosis is not declared. Travel can be restricted. Countries like USA, Canada, Greece and the UK all have exclusion policies against any traveller who has, or is suspected of having, HIV/AIDS. Likewise, as many as 16 countries currently automatically test for all STIs before issuing work permits. This is just a 'glimpse' of the impact of HIV upon the members of our community. As we have seen, gay men at present make up the largest proportion of the 'recorded' cases and have done so for many years. In the most recent times, the actual number of cases of gay men (and men who have sex with men) reporting with symptoms leading to a positive diagnosis has dropped slightly. At a glance, this is indeed reason for celebration. However, a chilling fact should not be overlooked here: It is estimated that nearly three-quarters of gay men, (and men who have sex with men) are unaware of their HIV status, having avoided seeking testing and the support around the issue because of stigmatisation within the gay community itself. Unfortunately, a culture of complacency has grown out of, firstly, exposure to endless campaigns and secondly, the stigma among those they thought were friends should they seek testing: the result is a return to old habits such as barebacking. Here in the Convent of Dunn Eideann we hope that we all, as a community, rethink how we act around our positive brethren. We also hope that the up and coming World AIDS Day will herald a renewed effort to support a safer sex outlook and encourage and support those around us to seek STI testing, which is only a phone call away. When they do so, we should be the first to step forward and offer genuine and non-judgmental support. The self-esteem of the LGBT community has suffered greatly through the last twenty plus years of this pandemic. Years of 'Gay Plague' and homophobic legislation has taken their toll. Could this be the time, for gay men in particular, to re-assert their identity, rights and healthier sexual practices? To see greater pride in who and what we are with greater integration of different generations? With each generation learning and respecting the contribution of the other and showing a greater solidarity to the rest of society. Perhaps through greater self-esteem, a healthier community will emerge and encourage future generations of LGBT brethren that we are worthy to be a part of their lives, and are there for them in a crisis, such as the issue of sexual health. As we rapidly approach the 23rd anniversary of the HIV/AIDS pandemic, this could be the moment to consider our future and that of our fellow LGBT members. Food for Thought Could this be the time to consider your overall health? After all we are about to start a New Year. When better to look at where you are and what you want for yourself in 2005? It does not always have to be at a time of crisis that we take stock of how we feel. One proud member of our LGBT community has found that long-term ailments, not HIV/AIDS related, responded well to a whole new approach to diet - particular emphasis on 'glyconutrients' or supplements derived from natural plant extracts. Robin, of the Claremont Bar here in Edinburgh, has benefited from reviewing his treatment for a 20-year spinal condition. His claim of the validity of his new-found supplementary diet is borne out by his long and pain-free hours running the bar, which demands a lot (as you can imagine), as this venue often closes at 1am. Robin has brought to our attention that this regime has shown great promise for those seeking to boost their health for a variety of reasons, and can 'complement' the use of antiretroviral therapy for someone living with HIV/AIDS. For more information, Robin can be contacted at the Claremont Bar, see listing at the back of this issue. --------------------------------------------------------------------- WORLD AIDS DAY LISTINGS ======================= We are pleased to report a good response to our World AIDS Day events info appeal. These are projects, pubs and clubs which are supporting HIV/AIDS awareness events on or around 1st Dec. We hope you will find the time to support these events and by so doing show your solidarity for those infected and affected by HIV/AIDS. Saturday 27th November Edinburgh: Newtown Bar, 26b Dublin Street: 8pm - late Polysuper World AIDS DAY fundraiser for Postive Voice. Lots of 'super' prizes and great music. Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh: 8pm-midnight - St Andrew's Ceilidh, in support of Waverley Care. Tickets from Box office 0131 228 1155 or 0131 226 2206 or E-mail: charityceilidh@hotmail.com. Kirkcaldy: Farmer's Market, Kirkcaldy Town Square: from 9am - Fife Men stall in support of World AIDS Day Events. Sunday 28th November Edinburgh: Habana, 22 Greenside Place: Red Day @ Habana - A fun-packed evening hosted by Samantha Swallows. Raffle prizes and lots of drinks promotions in support of Waverley Care. Monday 29th November Edinburgh: Mood, Omni Centre, Greenside: 10pm-3am - Polysuper's 1st Birthday Party @ Jump.Raffle Prizes and even greater music all in support of Positive Voice. Tuesday 30th November Edinburgh: The Regent, 2 Montrose Terrace: St Andrew's Night/World AIDS Day, a celebration of two important dates. Fine selection of wines and real ales. Glasgow: The Sandyford Initiative, 4 Sandyford Place (part of Sauchiehall Street): Open Day - Buffet lunch, MOT health checks for all, free taster sessions in variety of health interests. Confidential health service for LGBT community. For further info contact Louise McLaughin or Colin MacKillop on 0141-211 8168 or E-mail: colin.mackillop@glacomen.scot.nhs.uk Wednesday 1st December 2004 World AIDS Day Aberdeen: Phace Scotland will be holding a World AIDS Day service. Phone for details on Aberdeen (01224) 587166. Edinburgh: The Life Tribute: A place for all those affected by HIV and AIDS. The Life Tribute is a permanent site on the Water of Leith Walkway in the centre of Edinburgh. Nearest access can be gained from the Gallery of Modern Art or Magdala Crescent. More information (including details of disabled access) from Marion Chatterley at Waverley Care Milestone: 0131-441 6989. Claremont Bar, East Claremont Street: World AIDS Day programme of events. Noon-1.30am. Jean-Philippe and Robin invite you to a day of 'Reflection and Celebration'. GBP1 will be donated from the following throughout the whole day: All meals, from lunch to dinner, all pints and spirits, a prize-packed tombola, evening quiz, all proceeds from bids for music dedications presented by resident singer Catriona as well as DJ Dorothy, candle purchases from the World AIDS Day Candlelit Remembrance (evening). All proceeds from this magnificant day-long celebration will support the work of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Convent of Dunn Eideann (Bless). Filmhouse, 88 Lothian Road: 6.15pm - Le Fate Ignoranti (Ignorant Fairies). World AIDS Day screening in support of Waverley Care. Box office: 0131-228 2688. St John's Church, Princes Street: 6.30pm - Celebrate, Reflect and Remember. Contributors will include, Lesley Riddoch, Edith Budge, and the Broughton High School Vocal Ensemble. In support of Waverley Care. More info: 0131-226 2206. St Thomas's Church Hall, 123, Great Junction Street, Leith: 7.30pm- 9.30pm - Leith World AIDS Day Caf... drop in. Remembering, reflecting and refreshing, with music from Kailyard, video clips, interview with Tim Bell. Supported by Leith Churches Together. Planet Out, 6 Baxter's Place: Planet Out's World AIDS Awarenesss Week culminates in a dressing of a Red Ribbon Tree. Purchase a red ribbon card to convey your thoughts and place upon the tree? In support of Waverley Care. Falkirk: Falkirk College Main Building: 9am-7.30pm - Flags LGBT Centre in Falkirk will run a World AIDS Day stall (a magnificent first) featuring info and supplies of safer-sex packs. AIDS awareness ribbons will be sold throughout the day in support of Waverley Care and Terrence Higgins Trust (Even though THT do not provide any services in Scotland. Ed). FLAGS LGBT Centre, 56-58 Cow Wynd: 8pm - An evening programme of celebration and reflection. For more info contact Falkirk (01324) 617717 or E-mail: flagslgbt@hotmail.com Glasgow: St Mary's Episcopal Cathedral, 300 Great Western Road: 7.30pm - World Aids Day Service 2004. A Time to Remember, Reflect and Celebrate (a personal time to reflect, relax and meditate 5-7pm). All Welcome. Wheel-chair access and disabled parking available. For more info: E-mail: gwads@bigfoot.com or Tel: Phace Scotland on 0141-332 3838. Saturday 4th December Edinburgh: ImpAcTAIDS (Campaign for Improved Access to Treatment for AIDS in resource-poor countries), an Edinburgh based charity, requires 'can shakers' for their AIDS awareness 'Free for All' Campaign. Collectors will receive a ticket for an exclusive ticket only 'Free for All' launch party that evening at Waverley Care Solas: contact Noel Toon on 0131-661 0982 or surf to http://www.impactaids.org.uk/ Sunday 5th December Edinburgh: Newtown Bar, 26b Dublin Street: 2-8pm - World AIDS Day fundraiser in support of Waverley Care. GBP2 from every pint purchased during 'happy hour' will be donated to Waverley Care. A Package Awaits YOU In keeping with tradition, the Convent of Dunn Eideann will be blessing the gathered faithful throughout Edinburgh's gay venues to raise awareness of HIV/AIDS in December. We have packs we hope will meet the needs of most of the LGBT community. A Condom Pack, a Femme Pack and a Heavy Boyz Pack will all be in the hands of our blessed friends during our Aids Awareness Week, commencing 24 November. This year's pack has been generously funded by those throughly good eggs at Lothian Gay and Lesbian Switchboard. A special thanks to their development worker, Philip Goulding, for his time and effort through many meetings on behalf of their Sexual Health Development Committee. We are acutely aware that every day is World AIDS Day for us all in the LGBT community. We hope these packs will help to share this philosophy by taking care of yourself and those around you throughout and beyond this special day. Blessings from Sister Athletica de la Bain OPI --------------------------------------------------------------------- GLASGOW SCENE ============= Salutations and felicitations gentle folk! Well, the nights are fair drawing in and certain club owners' minds are no doubt turning to how much hard earned dosh they can squeeze out of punters over the Xmas and New Year period. As usual, we at ScotsGay Towers believe that they can all go to hell in a handcart. There are loads of places to go that are either free of charge or reasonably priced. So when his Royal Lowness decides to charge 25 quid to enter his dismal kingdom take my advice and look elsewhere for your festive entertainment. In the next issue I will detail where to have a blast for the least amount of cash. Until then, avoid the rush for tickets and hold on tight to your purse. IT'S BACK! So says Phace Scotland. So, to what do they refer? Our old friend syphilis: there has been a 40-fold increase in cases in Glasgow amongst gay men since 2001. The bad news is the effects can be absolutely devastating. The good news is that it is completely treatable if caught in time. But the only way to check if you have syphilis is to get tested. If you have any reason to believe you may be infected GET TESTED immediately. This is not a joke or somebody else's problem. Up to 18th Dec, a Fast Track service will be available, you can visit Phace Scotland on Friday evenings between 6pm and 9pm at 49 Bath Street, Clone Zone on Saturdays between 1pm and 4pm or Steve Retson Project during the usual clinic times (call 0141-211 8628 for further details). Results are available in 20 minutes. But most of all be an adult, be responsible and don't have unprotected sex of any kind. Over 500 weird, wonderful and wild guys and gals attended BURLY's "Carnival of the Seven Deadly Sins" at The Arches on Fri 12th Nov. The next BURLY event will take place on Fri 10th Dec also at The Arches from 10.30pm-3am. Tickets will be GBP8 for members and GBP10 for non members. Just a reminder: this is a male-only night, unlike the previous event. The next club 'Violate' night is on Sat 4th Dec at the Big Joint, 1084 South Street, Scotstoun. A very popular event, this club welcomes a mixed crowd of all ages. Music is provide by DJ Loveless and is a mix of Dance and Rock. A play area is set up in the large back room and food is included in the ticket price. As an introduction to the BDSM scene this club night is ideal. Doors open at 8pm, club runs until 2am, doors close at midnight. Tickets are GBP10 on the door or GBP5 for members. Annual membership is available on the door at GBP10. Discount news: you can get 10% off products from the Juju website. Don't forget that your Violate membership card will also get you 10% off in Spyker, Cyber and all UK outlets of Clone Zone. To join the mailing list visit: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/violate/join Next up: the Goat Club will be holding a number of events in the run up to Christmas on the 9th and 23rd Dec. The usual mix of acoustic and semi-acoustic, solo performers, duos and groups. An eclectic mix of Soul, Blues, Rock and the odd comedy turn (when I say odd I mean really odd!). Downstairs at Archies Bar, 27 Waterloo Street. Doors open 8.30pm, first act 9pm, licensed until midnight. Entry is GBP4 on the door. Usual line up includes five acts, so that is less than a quid a piece. You never know, you may see the new Tracy Chapman or Anastacia (Who they? Ed.). Also available is the brand new CD - Goat Club Sessions Volume One, for the bargain price of GBP7.50 which includes performances by Soulweaver, Lynsy Kelly, Taylor McFie and Lee Brittain. For more info checkout: http://www.goatclub.net/ BEDLAM Goth Club's next event is Saturday 18 December. Described as "Pansexual - Suitable for alternative sexualities", it usually takes place on the last Saturday of the month. The doors open from 9pm-2am at the Qudos, Main Floor, Queen Margaret Union, Glasgow University, Hillhead. Bedlam Tickets usually available from: Osiris, 487 Great Western Road and Missing Records, Wellington Street and on the door on the night or E-mail: brian@cantara.demon.co.uk or gg@nakedtruth.co.uk or bedlamcorp@bedlamcorp.plus.com Website: http://www.bedlamcorp.co.uk/ Maybe this is more up your street! New Flesh on Wednesdays at Fury Murry's 96 Maxwell St. They play a selection of metal, punk, rap, rock, industrial and most other forms of "alternative" music. Tickets are GBP2 from 10-11pm (GBP1 off with a flyer), GBP4 thereafter (GBP1 off after 11pm for students, or with a ticket stub from a gig that night). Drink promos available. Tel: 0141-221 6511. E-mail: king_mob37@hotmail.com or newflesh@andywaite.com or nightqueries@signoise.com Websites: http://www.andywaite.com/newflesh/ or http://www.signoise.com/ Well that's it for another barrel- scraping edition. The weather is getting colder and good men are still hard to find and harder to keep. Mind you I would settle for a man who could stay hard! Remember folks whatever you find to do: be safe. Angharad E-mail: angharad@drink.demon.co.uk --------------------------------------------------------------------- SCOTTISH MEDIA MONITOR ====================== GARRY OTTON AND THE 'RELIGIONIST GENE' The discovery of the 'Religionist Gene', lurking in a particular location of the human genome known as VMAT2, explains a whole host of behaviour afflicting everyone from Christ to Cardinal Winning and all those knocking on their door, from the Pope to Gerald Warner. At last, reasonable explanations for columnists like Mrs Grant! Dean Hamer's research into how faith is hardwired into our genes had the media breaking out into a frenzy. Few sought the opinion of gays, yet when Hamer had similarly attempted to explain homosexuality; religionists lined up to help the media with their enquiries, didn't they? Have we come full circle or are we still just standing in the same place? It was in 1996 when a single man, reviled in his own community near Dunblane, turned on a classroom of kids and gunned them down. Only months ago, Stuart Leggate, 28, sexually assaulted eight-year- old Mark Cummings, then murdered him before packing his naked body into a bin-liner and throwing him down the chute of the block of flats where he lived in Royston, Glasgow. There was a corporate wringing of hands. "Surely there is something we could have done to protect Mark Cummings", begged The Herald's editorial. A good question. Leggate was only a teenager when he was convicted of 'shameless indecency'. He was put on probation and ordered to receive psychiatric treatment. Neighbours had already singled him out as a bit of a loner. 'Strange', they called him. He had no friends at school where he was ostracised and bullied. Soon after his first sexual encounter he was convicted again: This time for 'lewd and libidinous' practices. (Such convictions had to be taken in their stride by gays growing up in Little Scotland sharing more than a fair share of suicides, sexual guilt and sexual psychosis). In Royston, local residents organised a petition to have the scruffy, cash- strapped Leggate family thrown out. The windows of the family car were smashed and the word 'beast' was sprayed across it. In the end, the family packed their bags and quietly slipped away into the night. In The Daily Mail, long before The News of the World's campaign for 'Sarah's Law'; the Paulsgrove riots or even before William Beggs had disposed of his victim's limbs in the loch, referring to Thomas Hamilton, columnist Simon Heffer wrote: 'Thirty years ago a man like Hamilton would have been run out of every town in which he attempted to practice his bizarre habits...' Ten years on, that's exactly what they do. But why had no alarm bells rung when Stuart Leggate went on to receive a four-month sentence after having sex with a nine-year- old boy, long before he murdered Mark Cummings? Or when he continued to have sex with children and young teenagers? When local residents learned of his convictions, the attacks were stepped up. Excrement was thrown on their front door. That was never going to save wee Mark Cummings. Neither were the buckets of rotten eggs residents threw over Thomas Hamilton, or the stones youths threw at him in the streets, or the bricks locals hurled through his windows ever going to save the classroom of children he turned on with a gun. Neither would tagging Stuart Leggate have stopped boys following him into his flat. And letting residents know a pædophile was in their midst would only have launched misinformed vigilante action or driven Leggate out to cause havoc in another community. Unfortunately, most bleached- haired mothers and trackie-suited yobs read tabloids, not intelligent discourse based on reason. North Lanarkshire Council was forced to make a formal complaint to the Press Complaints Commission after a story in The Scottish Daily Mail suggested that the council had made GBP500,000 a year from housing sex offenders. The story, "COUNCIL SLAMS PERVS FOR CASH ALLEGATIONS" in The Airdrie & Coatbridge Advertiser brought a story by Robert Mitchell listing the council's "string of scandals" including a man who blew kisses at two schoolgirls and a 53-year-old who murdered a pensioner (nothing to do with sex) beside a picture of a crowd challenging the council's obligation to provide housing, including to sex offenders, with placards. The placards voiced the crowd's fears of paedophiles in their midst: Protect our kids not the scum. Social services are over-stretched and under- resourced and the cost of monitoring Leggate, as the police had done, had turned out to be a waste of time. But Leggate was not a 'beast'. He started life as a human being. And then he became a disturbed human being. We should have been there for him a very long time ago. As one of The Daily Mail headers snorted, paraphrasing its President: "Aggressive? You ain't seen nothing yet..." In celebration of a Republican win in the US election, right-wing militant columnist, Gerald Warner threw off the blanket and wagged his finger at us in Scotland on Sunday: "As forecast in this column last week, America's Christian and cultural conservatives came out fighting and reclaimed their country"... Liberals' inexplicable fixation with the militant homosexual cause (representative of less than 3% of the population) proved self-destructive. In the past month, that lobby has destabilised such widely disparate institutions as the Anglican Church, the European Commission and, now, the Democratic Party. With all 11 states where referenda were held on same-sex marriage rejecting the proposition by majorities that had to be weighed rather than counted, the constitutional amendment that will finally resolve this issue is in the bag... Make no mistake, this election was a Christian-led counter-revolution. The national exit poll conducted for Associated Press and the major US television networks found that the highest electoral motivation, at 22%, was 'moral values'... The whole vile, patronising agenda of the bespectacled drabby wimmin, the Florida conspiracy bores, the wine-bar Europhiles and the Hollywood freak show has been trashed. Infanticide is out of fashion; embryos may not be cannibalised much longer; Butch and Sundance will not be taking a trip down the aisle in their lifetimes. "Consider it shoved, lady". The Catholic Church in Scotland made a call to arms from Scottish pulpits days after the election result. We should have seen it coming. Look at the demonic Keep the Clause campaign that prevented appropriate sex education for gays in schools and when a bunch of militant religionists divided Scotland at the turn of the century. If ever there was a litmus test for a tolerant society that was it. The pink strips turned blue. (John McGurk has recently taken over as editor of The Scotsman. McGurk supported the vile religionist-funded Keep the Clause campaign throughout his reign at Scotland on Sunday). The picture in The Scottish Daily Mail of MSP Fergus Ewing, a staunch supporter of Clause 28, proudly waving this same deeply prejudiced newspaper in the air in the Scottish parliament, captured the extent religionists and moral conservatives have infiltrated the seats of power to press their pernicious agenda. We are entitled to ask exactly whose parliament Holyrood really is. So fearful is the Scottish Executive of religionists that almost any issue of sexual equality for lesbians, gays, bisexuals or transgendered is passed in Sewell motions to Westminster for them to deal with. But with the House of Lords nobbled, it is Europe, not Westminster that is the most likely source of our emancipation. The US is similarly divided by a cultural war: half seeking liberalisation and the other half wanting to wrap itself in the certainties of religious and moral conservatism. In Europe, the EU Commission has been almost torn apart after the Italian nominee, Rocco Buttiglione, a close friend of the Pope, expressed the opinion that homosexuality was a sin, HIV and AIDS was divine retribution against gays and single mothers were bad people. The Italian premier tried to insist he should remain on the European Commission. Buttiglione was a man representing, not Italy, but the Vatican. Columnist Duncan Hamilton in The Scotsman tried to make a distinction between Buttiglione and President Bush, suggesting Buttiglione understood the divide between church and state. He believed him capable of holding strong moral and religious beliefs on the one hand and public office on the other. He was wide off the mark. Buttiglione is closely connected to the shadowy right-wing Catholic Opus Dei, he fully endorses papal pronouncements and has called for a ban on artificial insemination; has campaigned for the abolition of abortion and has called for therapy for women and families who consider it; he defends the view that the family exists for women to have children and the husband's role is to take care of them; he supports camps for asylum seekers and immigration quotas, depending on a nation's 'level of criminality', (of which Catholic and Christian groups he considers 'low'). He has served on the editorial board of the journal Communio for an organisation (Communione e Liberazione) that believes freedom is only achieved through Christian faith and, at the Convention that worked on the European Charter of Fundamental Rights, he submitted an amendment calling for the exclusion of sexual orientation as a ground for discrimination. The EC has to ensure the rights of all its citizens and defend the separation of church and state. What is happening in the Netherlands after the violent murder of Theo Van Gogh, a man known for his challenging work on Islamic thinking, by an Islamic religious fanatic, is deeply worrying. Jason Allardyce was once again in The Sunday Times Scotland doing the Catholic Church's work for them. He found a "public furore... re- ignited" when girls "as young as 13" were able to obtain the 'morning-after pill' at pharmacies "on demand". Community pharmacists are highly trained individuals and Glasgow Health Board was only putting the idea out to 30 chemists to see how it worked. In the same paper, only weeks after Allardyce helped stage the Catholic Church's campaign to undermine sex education in schools, he was scribbling away under the heading "Kirk comes out against openly gay ministers", about the new Church of Scotland moderator's views on gays. Not that it should be of any interest to anyone; most of the Kirk's congregation are hiding under the turf outside. If the Kirk had bothered to speak to corporate companies who have marketed to gays they would know we are trendsetters and a proven success in steering a product in the direction of success. So maybe it's a good thing that the new moderator Rev. David Lacy remains confused; unsure what side he's batting for. "...Sometimes I believe we should not appoint gay ministers and at other times I really believe we should." Yes, he knew gays who'd make "fantastic ministers", and yes, he knew such indecisiveness was cowardly and people would be annoyed with this at the moment, but he was just shrugging his shoulders th'noo. He says that all the gay ministers he knew were all keeping quiet about it because they just loved the church too much and didn't want to harm it. They "wouldn't force the issue on the church because they love it despite its failings." He added: "My heart goes out to them because we just can't get to grips with the issue and I admire them. They can't help their sexuality but for the sake of the church they love they don't practise it." (Ooh, lovely, now let's all go and hug a fucking tree! I've never heard such a load of spineless claptrap in all my life!) Perhaps, Jase, your header would've been more accurate had it read: "New moderator doesn't know his arse from his elbow". Showing your penis in Kilmarnock "meets stiff church opposition" according to The Herald. It's a great safety valve that we have theatre challenging British prudery at all, but when it's Puppetry of the Penis, a couple of Aussie guys, shaping their dicks (or "eponymous parts" as The Herald put it) into the Loch Ness monster onto a large screen, it's no surprise the church finds itself voicing its concerns to a dwindling readership in Scotland's papers while the Palace Theatre is sold out on both nights. The local Kirk labelled it "sleazy, tawdry and repugnant" and of course wants it closed on their say-so. If they really wanted something to snivel about they should have checked out The Crying Body by Belgium director, Jean Fabre at The Tramway. Women lifting up their skirts and pissing, drinking piss, playing with their bits and pissing some more... They had it all, darling! But of course, on another level it was eight actors and dancers exploring the physical and mental boundaries in search of the secret of the body's tears. I suppose what you saw all depended on what you were looking for. "A lesbian is demanding the same rights as a husband." That was the sickeningly homophobic line in The Scottish Daily Mail after Tina Robertson (or "Miss Robinson") sought compensation when a drunk driver killed her partner. Presumably too ashamed to reveal the author, signing themselves off only as a "Daily Mail Reporter", the paper was at its most vile. It screamed: "If successful, the case would re-write the law, effectively giving gay couples who live together the same rights as married couples". Now here comes my 'demand'. Who wrote this vile report? Come out so that we may know you! E-mail: garry@scottishmediamonitor.com Now averaging over 1000 hits a day, read the papers, post your comments or search for material at the SCOTTISH MEDIA MONITOR website: http://www.scottishmediamonitor.com/ ScotsGay supports the work of Outrage! P O Box 17816, London SW14 8WT. Donations welcome. http://www.outrage.org.uk/ CUT IT OUT... Propagandist, Mrs Katie Grant, peddling the Catholic lie that those who permit abortion use it as a form of contraception, in The Scotsman: "All of the characters in these shows, (she lists Will & Grace, Friends, Sex and the City, and Frasier), with their sentimental values and almost pathologically non-judgmental liberalisation, would, I guess, have voted last Tuesday for that most uncomfortable of creatures, Senator John Kerry, a Catholic who upholds what is always called 'a woman's right to choose'." Sorry, love. Apparently, 23% of gays voted for Bush! "There must be an active and imaginative engagement of the media by the Church." Pope John Paul II. Scottish Catholic Media Office http://www.scmo.org.uk/ The response of Conservative MP John Bercow to a militant Christian charity's anti-gay advertisement in The Times in the Commons: "Given that the approximate GBP20,000 cost of that full-page advertisement on page 31 of The Times by the Christian Institute would have sufficed to feed approximately 5,000 people in Sudan for up to a month, does (Mr Carmichael) share my astonishment that a supposedly charitable institution should choose to deploy its resources in that way?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- DUN DEAGH - DUNDEE SCENE ======================== Hello everybody! First of all, some exciting news about progress made towards establishing Dundee's first ever LGBT drop-in centre! The guys and gals at Diversitay have managed to attract a grant to fund such a place, and, as this magazine goes to press, they will be working on an action plan for how to proceed. This will no doubt be put out to public perusal within the next month or two for us all to have a look at and 2005 may well see the establishment of the centre! The Diversitay group also continue to hold the monthly Ice-breakers, no fixed date yet for a December outing but keep an eye on their website - http://www.diversitay.org.uk/ - and details will be posted. Charlie's Bar is currently in the capable hands of Joyce, Gary and Jimmy while Charlie and Ian holiday in hopefully warmer climes than here. On the run up to Chrimbo they plan to have an extra special quiz night on Tuesday 7 December, this time with a main prize of a whopping GBP200 and with various other stuff up for grabs. I think this will kick off about the usual time of 8pm, but check with the bar for details. Last month's Hallowe'en night was a great success, and thanks go from the staff to all those people who put in an effort and came along dressed for the night. Brooklyn's and Out have some plans for live entertainment during the next month, Viola Wills will be singing on Saturday 27 November as, at some point in December, will be Kelly Lorraine - details will be advertised closer to the time in the club. Brooklyn's Bar on Saturdays is "Handbag Heaven", there are some great prizes up for grabs including GBP100 and a DVD player with Ross DJing on the night. Karaoke is also on all the usual nights, and Wicked Wednesday in Out. Finally, I've been asked to include this information, which may be of interest to those over the brig in the Kingdom of Fife (and over the other brig in Edinburgh too!): The Equality Network is holding two 'Pride of Place' events for the LGBT Communities of Edinburgh and Fife on Saturday 4 December in St Andrews (Student's Association, St Mary's Place) and on Sunday 5 December in Edinburgh (Update, Beaverhall Road). Pop in anytime between 1-5pm. These events are an opportunity to comment on what issues are important to you, and how you would like to get involved in the decision making process. Food and soft drinks will be available all afternoon. You can help us construct a 3D map of the LGBT community in Fife and Edinburgh, and discuss what changes would be helpful. Local organisations, including LGBT groups will be there for information or a chat. Remember When, the Edinburgh-based oral history project, will be present at both events to talk about LGBT community history. If you are a service provider in Fife or Edinburgh, and would like to contribute to this event as a stall holder or by providing information for us to display, please contact the Equality Network. Please let us know that you will be coming, to allow us to cater for you. We look forward to meeting you. E-mail: helena@equality-network.org or Tel: 07020 933952. Chris E-mail: courier_chris@yahoo.co.uk --------------------------------------------------------------------- ABERDEEN SCENE ============== Hi there! Here is this month's round up of what's happening North of anywhere. After Jason left the Caberfeidh it wasn't surprising when it was finally announced that they were closing. James would like to thank everyone who supported the club while they were open. I guess it's another case of lack of support from the LGBT community but perhaps also a case of the wrong type of venue in the wrong place. Head for Bar Indigo on the Adelphi which is open 7 nights a week. Thu nights sees Northsound 1 DJ Sarah Thomson spinning the tunes. You can also pick up vouchers towards drinks on the Sun night which is party night with games and entertainment. Fri and Sat nights are open to 3am and a door charge will apply. Look out for special Xmas and New Year party nights - details to be announced soon. Kes, one of the door staff is leaving in December. A popular figure with the LGBT crowd, Kes has worked on the doors of a number of LGBT venues in Aberdeen in the last few years. Unfortunately, he declined the invitation to appear as a centrefold in this magazine before leaving. However, we wish him all the best for the future. Grampian Police are asking for help regarding an assault that took place between Thu 11th Nov and early on Fri 12th Nov. A guy calling himself Paul befriended two males in the Archibald Simpson's Bar. He sat down and chatted to them for some time before following one of them home. When he reached Exchange Street he assaulted the guy whilst shouting homophobic abuse. The attacker is described as: Age 42, 5'8" tall, white, broad build, short brown hair tucked behind his ears, balding on top and speaks with a southern English accent. The attacker called himself Paul whilst speaking to the victim and his friend, saying he was involved in boxing. This incident has been reported to the police but they are seeking any further information available to locate the attacker. If anyone has any information regarding this incident they can call Grampian Police LGBT Liaison Officers in complete confidence on Aberdeen (01224) 386466 asking for Sgt Fay Tough or PC Bob McKinney. You can also contact PHACE Scotland's Remote Reporting Scheme on Aberdeen (01224) 587166. World Aids Day is on Wed 1st Dec and Phace Scotland will be holding a service to mark the event. I don't have confirmed details at present but information can be obtained from Phace on Aberdeen (01224) 587166. Granite Sisters will be holding another 4 to 9 chat and dance event in the Arts Centre, King Street, Aberdeen on Sun 28th Nov. 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More into local food, drink and culture. Box SG60106. Glasgow Dad (50) Seeks "Lad" Genuine offer of friendship by understanding but strict Dad (50)to passive type "lad" who would benefit from traditional methods of discipline and guidance. Accommodation available close to city centre to live-in if suitable. Other duties to be discussed. No timewasters please, genuine search leading to LTR. No one liners. ALA. Box SG60112. Curious 20 Year Old Looking For Fun!!! 20 year old in Edinburgh looking for an older guy to teach me the ropes and to have fun together. I'm up for trying anything. Box SG60113. Stephen Purdon Type Sought by older Edinburgh guy for fun and friendship. Box SG60114. Bi Male Looking To Experiment Bi male, married, 37 years old, looking for similar (age 20-45) in the Glasgow area to experiment and have fun. Discretion assured and expected. I can accommodate. Box SG60115. Two Beefy Geezers UK South Coast, big bouncy pair of sleazy skinheads aged 39, non scene. Both stocky, one hairy, one smooth with huge manboobs. Masculine, beefy cocks, versatile, heavily tattooed, sniffing around for down to earth raw action with masculine homo blokes, under 6ft. Fancy sleaze by the sea? Can Accommodate. Box SG60116. Old Perv Friendly, intelligent guy, 49, in OK nick, is looking for a skinny young guy (18-21) in the Paisley area who would be kind enough to let me get a kick out of giving him pleasure. Can accommodate - can't travel. Box SG60117. Edinburgh Fun Fit, smooth, 50 year old guy, boyish, seeks uncle or master for fun sessions involving discipline and punishment, CP and SM, anything to satisfy. Your place only, daytimes possible. Box SG60119. Young Horny Boy Wanted I am 30, male, live in Glasgow and am looking for a horny young boy under 19, looks not important. 1st time or 100th - all welcome. Can travel all over the UK and can put you up. Box SG60120. Slim Smooth Guy 30 Looking for a older, short, fat and hairy bloke , I live alone so accommodation presents no problems. Married older guys welcome for no strings fun. Box SG60121. Punished Cowboy - CP Needed 32 year old, slim, brown hair/eyes. Fife guy in need of discipline. Can travel. Box SG60122. Mature Friends Looking for Mr Right or Mr Companion. Mature personality sought for and offered. Honest nice guys who are non scene with E-mailaddresses preferred. Box SG60123. Older4youngerwanted4funsoonaspos Hi young guys, I'm Kenny and live in Kilmarnock. I'm 6ft tall with brown hair, blue eyes, medium build and smooth skin. I live alone and also drive so you have no excuse in not meeting me, lol. I'm looking for guys 16-26 for fun and friendship, so cum on, let's meet. Box SG60124. Aspergers 40something Aspergent looking for fun and friendship with 16-25 year old similar. If you like older hairy guys and can't be bothered with the pathetic courting rituals of the pubs and clubs, please respond to this ad. Box SG60125. Looking For Mr Right I'm a down to earth lad, fed up with scene, love a laugh, good fun, like a drink, try before you buy. I'm an honest guy. I love life and cooking, music, all normal things. Box SG60126. Long Time Curious Hi! I'm 50 years young looking for someone in my area to show me the ropes. Can accommodate but not travel. Box SG60127. Colour My Life Oriental or mixed race Asian guys. Coloured guys also sought by a young 60 year old. Honest and clean guy. All welcome, can accommodate. Box SG60131. Scotland Or Anywhere - Leather Leather clad pillion, 37 years old, genuine, down to earth, seeks same to go out for runs and have good, horny, safe fun in our leathers. Discretion assured and can accommodate. Genuine biking guys only need apply. No time-wasters please. ALA. Box SG60132. Urgently Required Boyish, cute, slim, smooth, very cocky, cheeky, submissive lads, gay lads preferred. Age group 16-30ish for nude house and garden duties. English speaking essential, fluent not broken, from the following countries: Scotland, Wales, England, Channel Islands, Isle of Man, Isle of Wight, New Zealand, USA, Denmark, Canada and Holland. New accommodation available in the scenic Pentland Hills and Campsie Fells. Box SG60133. New Event In Scotland Young, rude, cocky, cheeky, boyish novices and beginners preferred 18-30ish. Sports kit supplied, loose or tight fitting, for a spanking & caning party. Venue to be arranged, phone for details, smooth pupils preferred. Saturdays 1200-2200, Sundays 1100-1900. Can accommodate, sore butt guaranteed. Michael 07944 862162. Box SG60134. Sports Teacher Sports teacher, 35, 5'9", supplies cute, boyish, cocky, cheeky lads, 16+ with hot sore butts. Instruments available, Lochgelly (genuine), wooden paddle, slipper, firm right hand, selection of canes. Report in sports kit. Canelines guaranteed. Age group below 40 years. No time-wasters, or withheld numbers please. Nude running in the Pentland Hills and Campsie Fells. Send shirtless/nude photo together with phone numbers. No photos or letter = no reply. Box SG60135. Want A Break Shetland gay, 35, seeks young guys to visit me for fun times. Own farm with animals. Join me for your Xmas/New Year holiday. Can pay for your travel. Box SG60136. Glasgow Andrew, 26, looking for friends who like going to movies or to be travelling companions in Edinburgh and Glasgow area. Box SG60137. Glasgow Guy Glasgow guy, 39, slim, W/E, hairy, looking for soul mate to spend some quality fuck/sleep over. Must be slim, w/e and be a non-smoker. Box SG60138. Personal Man Slave man/boy seeks master, TV, or femme types, any age or weight to spank and train me for body worship and domestic service. Central Scotland or anywhere. Box SG60139. Master Gent Wanted For LTR 34 year old, intelligent, slim, good looking guy from Glasgow, seeks older, 40-50, caring male to fulfill my desires and yours. Friendship first, possibly leading to LTR with the right person. ALA. Box SG60140. What's Up Doc? Guy seeking others who are keen on medical examinations - must like anal, oral, toys, deep probing, no holes barred - just what the doctor ordered. Box SG60141. East/Central/West Slim Guys Wanted Bi, mid-aged Fife guy for no-strings fun. No age limits, can accommodate or travel within reason. Very versatile, S/A, NSM, Bi, married very welcome. Discreet. ALA. Box SG60142. Demanding Master Anywhere, ex butler-valet, very passive, seeks demanding master. I will serve and obey you. Rural setting preferred. Letter only, no E- mails. Box SG60143. Scotland - Anywhere Hard working, average looking guy, down to earth, non-smoker, 37 years old, 5'7", own home and genuine. A discreet non-scene guy who would like to meet new friends. Seeking a discreet friendship with a police type guy. If that is you then drop me a note. Genuine replies only and no time-wasters please. Box SG60144. Free Massage Are you a tired and stressed lad aged 20-30? Try my free massage to ease the stress of those student studies, office politics or building site labours. If you are slim to medium build, own place with a bath or shower, and some time to spare then this could be what you need to sleep after a heavy day. I am 40+, active, WE, and available afternoons and early evenings. Can meet at Sauna 18 (Edinburgh) for those with no accommodation. Send details of needs with a photo for prompt reply. E-mail for arrangements. Box SG60145. Buddy Seeks Buddy I'm a 62 year old single guy, WLTM similar aged or older guy for friendship/relationship. Genuine, sincere. Box SG60146. Edinburgh Uncomplicated fun and friendship offered to young guy 16-22 by 45 year old guy. Come and go as you like. Box SG60147. Humbuggery! Ever bloody year for the last 18 years, the bf has pissed off to his Maw's in Glasgow for Xmas leaving me and the cats on our own with the turkey and/or vegetarian nut roast. Are there any young men who would like to come over and share not only Xmas lunch but my Xmas eve double bed? Edinburgh. Box SG60148. It All Comes Down To Friction In The End Cynical 46 year old seeks equally cynical 16-26 year old for fun and friendship. Strictly non scene. Box SG60149. *BISEXUAL Bi Curious? There has to be a first time for everything! Aged 16-21: get in touch? Considerate experienced versatile older guy will talk you through things at your own pace before getting down to some safe fun. Your limits respected. Total discretion assured. Live in Edinburgh but will travel if required. Box SG60101. 16 Stone Body Builder 50" chest, 36" waist, 16" calves, 18" arms. One hundred percent submissive. Photo please. Glasgow/anywhere. Box SG60111. 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Phone: 0141-847 0787 WWW: http://www.crosslynx.org/ CUMBRIA AND THE BORDERS GAY HELPLINE Nightly 6-9pm. Phone: Bassenthwaite Lake (01768) 776244 DIVERSITAY LGBT SWITCHBOARD (DUNDEE) Mon 7-10pm. Phone: Dundee (01382) 202620 Write: PO Box 53, Dundee. DD1 3YG. E-mail: contact@diversitay.org.uk WWW: http://www.diversitay.org.uk/ FIFE HATE CRIME REPORTING HELPLINE 24 hours. Phone: Freephone 0800 3891425 A freephone number for people who wish support in reporting to Fife Constabulary crime motivated by hate. For further information about the service or becoming a trained helpline volunteer, phone us now! HOMOPHOBIC CRIME LINE Nightly 7-10pm. Phone: 0141-847 0647 or Stirling (01786) 469483 WWW: http://www.centralscotland.police.uk/gblt/ LOTHIAN GAY AND LESBIAN SWITCHBOARD Nightly 7.30-10pm. Phone: 0131-556 4049 E-mail: switchboard@rapidial.co.uk WWW: http://www.lgls.co.uk/ LOTHIAN LESBIAN LINE Mon, Thu 7.30-10pm. Phone: 0131-557 0751 E-mail: switchboard@rapidial.co.uk WWW: http://www.lgls.co.uk/ STRATHCLYDE LESBIAN AND GAY SWITCHBOARD Nightly 7-10pm. Phone: 0141-847 0447 E-mail: info@sgls.co.uk WWW: http://www.sgls.co.uk/ STRATHCLYDE LESBIAN LINE Wed 7.30-10pm. Phone: 0141-847 0547 WWW: http://www.sgls.co.uk/services1.htm LONDON LESBIAN AND GAY SWITCHBOARD 24 hours. Phone/Minicom: 020-7837 7324. FAX: 020-7837 7300. WWW: http://www.llgs.org.uk/ --------------------------------------------------------------------- VENUES AND EMPORIA ================== * indicates that these venues stock ScotsGay +ABERDEEN ABERDEEN WOMEN'S CENTRE* Shoe Lane, (next door to Lemon Tree). Tel: (01224) 625010. Tue-Wed 10am-2pm. Thu 5-9pm. A *women-only space* where all women are welcome without prejudice. Free use of computers and Internet connection. Access for disabled. No smoking policy in Centre. Contact Maria Clark for more details at E-mail: awc@clara.co.uk BAR INDIGO* 20 Adelphi. Tel: (01224) 586949. Sun-Thu 5pm-2am. Fri-Sat 5pm-3am. Gay bar/club in old Oh Henry's premises. Free entry before Midnight - thereafter GBP2 entry Fri, GBP3 entry Sat. RABBIES BAR 2 Exchange Street (Off Market Street). Tel: (01224) 212181. Sun-Thu 11am-Midnight. Fri-Sat 11am-1am. Lively mixed gay-friendly venue with Pool table and karaoke every night from 8pm. Especially popular with lesbians. WELLMANS HEALTH STUDIO* 3rd Floor, 21-23 Justice Mill Lane. Tel: (01224) 211441. Mon-Fri 11am-10pm. Sat-Sun 10am-5pm. Aberdeen's first (and only) gay sauna. Two video booths, dark room, sauna, steam room, stand-and-tan sun cabin. Massages available from GBP20 - no need to book in advance. +ABERDOUR FORRESTER'S ARMS* 35 High Street. Tel: (01383) 860544. 11am-Midnight. Gay-friendly venue operated by Mark (ex Edinburgh's Holyrood Tavern). Real ale. +ARBROATH INVERPARK HOTEL* 42 Millgate Loan. Tel: (01241) 873378. Bar: Sun-Thu 11am-2pm & 5pm- 11pm. Fri-Sat 11am-2pm & 5pm-1am. Restaurant: Noon-8pm. Recently taken over by Beverli and Tina and welcomes LGBT folk. +DUNDEE BROOKLYN'S BAR* 2 St Andrew's Lane. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 7pm-Midnight. Well appointed gay-friendly bar next door to Out and under the same management. CHARLIE'S BAR* 75-79 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 226840. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Gay-friendly bar with free disco Fri & Sat 8-11pm. Free use of premises for pre-booked groups. OUT* 124 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 11pm-2.30am. Good atmosphere, very popular disco with wide selection of sounds and the occasional act/PA. +EDINBURGH THE AULD HOOSE* 23-25 St Leonards Street. Tel: 0131-668 2934. Mon-Sat 11.30am-1am. Sun 12.30pm-1am. Everybody-friendly bar. Real ale. Food served all day. BAR JAVA* 48-52 Constitution Street, Leith. Tel: 0131-553 2020. Fax: 0131-554 1299. Mon-Sat 8am-1am. Sun 9am-1am. Gay-friendly gay owned bar and hotel. Strictly Pink night on Wed - Happy Hour 5-8pm. Meals served daily. Hotel rooms GBP25/p. E-mail: enquiries@hotelbarjava.com WWW: http://www.hotelbarjava.com BLACK BO'S 57/61 Blackfriars Street. Tel: 0131-557 6136. 6-10.30pm. Superb little mostly vegetarian restaurant. Friendly staff. Mixed clientele. Centrally located. E-mail: admin@blackbos.co.uk WWW: http://www.blackbos.co.uk BLAZE eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. 11pm-3am. 1st, 3rd & 4th Fri of each month. Next date: 27 Nov Commercial/funky house & chart by James Longworth and guests. "Igniting the gay weekend". GBP1.50 drinks promos all night. Entry GBP4. E-mail: info@jameslongworth.com WWW: http://www.jameslongworth.com BLUE MOON* 1 Barony Street/36 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-556 2788 (Bar) or 0131-557 0911 (Office). Mon-Fri 11am-11.30pm, Sat-Sun 10am-11.30pm. Food served until 10pm. Popular lesbigay cafe/bar complex. BOBBIE'S BOOKSHOP* 220 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131-538 7069. Mon-Sat 10am-1pm, 2-5.30pm. Mixed bookshop selling a selection of UK and imported gay magazines. BOOTYLUSHOUS Medina Nightclub (Under Negociants), 45-47 Lothian Street. Tel: 0131- 225 8313. Info Line: 07736 936650. Sun. 10pm-3am. Hosted by DJ Dale Lush and Graeme F. R&B/Soul/Disco. GBP2 entry before Midnight - GBP3 thereafter. E-mail: dale@lushmarketing.com WWW: http://www.lushmarketing.com C.C. BLOOM'S* 23 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 9331. 6pm-3am. Two floors. Karaoke on Thu and Sun. Disco every night from 11pm. E-mail: xanderfan82@hotmail.com WWW: http://www.ccblooms.com CLAREMONT BAR & RESTAURANT* 133/135 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 5662. Fax: 0131-558 3539. Bar: Mon-Sat 11am-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Restaurant: Mon-Sat 11.30am-2.30pm and 6pm-10pm, Sun 12.30pm-6pm. "The Claremont is one of the most relaxed attitude bars in the city and has a policy that the customer always comes first." Renowned for courtesy, comfort and good food. 1st Sat: Bearscots for bears and bear lovers. 2nd Sat: Gaykilts & Sporran Clan. 3rd Sat: Fetish and leather. 4th Sat: Camouflage/uniform night. 5th Sat: Fetish night. E-mail: mail@claremontbar.co.uk WWW: http://www.claremontbar.co.uk DISKO BLOODBATH eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. 11pm-3am. Monthly. 1st Wed of each month. Next dates: Wed 1 Dec, 5 Jan, 2 Feb. Edinburgh's 1st Alternative Queer Night. Electro/Indie/Punk/ Rock. Free badges. XXX Projections. GBP3. E-mail: gregorlaird@hotmail.com WWW: http://www.diskobloodbath.myby.co.uk EASYINTERNETCAFE 58 Rose Street. Tel: 0131-220 3577. Sun 9am-10pm. Mon-Sat 7am-10pm. Large Internet Cafe from which many gay men seem to troll the net instead of just picking up each other! WWW: http://www.easyinternetcafe.com EDINBURGH LGBT CENTRE* 58a and 60 Broughton Street. Houses Sala Cafe-Bar and Pride Scotia (Edinburgh). Provides meeting and noticeboard space for many LGBT organisations. FEVER eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Info Line: 0131-557 4656. 11pm-3am. Monthly. Next date: Sat 11 Dec. Taste's new monthly night featuring Taste resident DJs Fisher & Price and Martin Valentine in the ballroom and The Visitor and Kaupuss playing pophouseelectrodisconewwaveglam (basically anything goes) in the Cocteau Lounge. Pre-club party at Planet Out from 9pm with DJs The Visitor and Kaupuss. Ask staff for discount passes. GBP8 Members/GBP10 - Taste members GBP5 before 11.15pm. WWW: http://www.taste-clubs.com FRENCHIES BAR* 89 Rose Street Lane North. Tel: 0131-225 7651. Mon-Sat 1pm-1am, Sun 2pm-1am. Vibrant gay bar (Edinburgh's oldest) in the heart of Rose Street. Happy Hour 6-8pm every day. HABANA* 22 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-558 1270. Mon-Sat Noon-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Centrally located pre club bar. Open and bright as well as quite intimate. Busy. Drink promos throughout the month. E-mail: habana1@btinternet.com WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/habana JOY The Venue, 15 Calton Road. JOY Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 11pm-3am. Monthly. Next dates: Sat 18 Dec, 15 Jan, 12 Feb. popular club night held on two levels and featuring DJs Maggie Joy, Alan Joy and Brett King in the main room, Trendy Wendy and Sally F downstairs in The Cooler. GBP8 Joy members/GBP10 otherwise. Joy and Mingin' are combining for a massive Hogmanay party on all three floors of the Venue. Ticket prices are GBP18 in advance/GBP20 on the door. From 15 Jan onwards, Joy itself will expand to occupy all three floors! JUMP Mood Nightclub, Omni Leisure Development, Greenside Place. Tel: 0131- 550 1640. Mon 10pm-3am. A polysuper selection of commercial R'n'B, 70's, 80's, 90's hits and today's Top Of The Pops blended with a cheezee assortment of the most popular camp anthems. Entry: free before 11.30pm thereafter GBP2. Great Drinks Promos From GBP1.50. E-mail: petehimsworth@jumpclub.co.uk WWW: http://www.jumpclub.co.uk LEATHER AND LACE* 8 Drummond Street. Tel: 0131-557 9413. Fax: 0131-557 8336. 25 Easter Road. Tel: 0131-623 6969. Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Noon-9pm. 368-370 Gorgie Road (Currently not licensed as a sex shop). Tel: 0131-468 6969. Mon-Sat 11am-8pm, Sun Noon-8pm. Scotland's ORIGINAL licensed SEX shops! Toys galore, video rental too! Larger sizes stocked. LUVELY The Liquid Room, 9c Victoria Street. Tel: 0131-225 2564. Info Line: 0131-657 4633. 10.30pm-3am. Monthly. Next date: 11 Dec. Mega club night with resident DJs Tommy Kay, Newton & Stone, Jared and GP. WWW: http://www.luvely.net MINGIN' The Venue, 15 Calton Road. Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 11pm-3am. Monthly. Next dates: Sat 27 Nov, Sun 26 Dec. Alan Joy's dark, sexy, dirty house night features Alan Joy himself on the decks plus Brian Dempster. GBP6 entry (GBP5 before midnight). E-mail: mingin@blueyonder.co.uk NEWTOWN BAR* 26B Dublin Street. Tel: 0131-538 7775. Fax: 0131-539 1132. Mon-Thu Noon-1am. Fri-Sat Noon-2am. Sun 12.30pm-1am. Especially popular with men. Drinks promotions Daily. Downstairs: Polysuper in the Disco Bar open Fri & Sat with resident DJ Polysuper Pete & DJ Niniev from 10pm- 2am-also available for hire Sun-Thu. E-mail: Webmaster@thenewtownbar.co.uk & petehimsworth@polysuper.com WWW: http://www.thenewtownbar.co.uk & WWW: http://www.polysuper.com No EIGHTEEN* 18 Albert Place, Leith Walk. Tel: 0131-553 3222. Mon-Thu Noon-10pm, Fri-Sun Noon-11pm. Claims to be Edinburgh's busiest men only sauna. Relaxed and friendly atmosphere with excellent facilities which include large sauna cabin, 14-man steam room, private rooms, 8-man filter Jacuzzi, communal and private showers, themed rooms, video area and TV lounge. Hot and cold refreshments available. GBP9 (GBP7 concessions). Manager's special: admission GBP5 after 8pm. WWW: http://www.number18sauna.com/ PLANET OUT* 6 Baxter's Place. Tel: 0131-524 0061. 4pm-1am. Popular and busy gay bar with friendly staff. Cheap drinks on a Mon! E-mail: planetout@btinternet.com Q-STORE* 5 Barony Street. Tel/Fax: 0131-477 4756. Mon-Fri 11am-7pm. Sat 11am- 6pm. Sun 1-5pm. Scotland's only licensed gay store. Not just feelthy pictures - lifestyle too! THE REGENT* 2 Montrose Terrace. Tel: 0131-661 8198. Sun 12.30pm-1am. Mon-Sat 11am-1am. Alan Joy's dog-friendly gay bar, run in conjunction with Lisa from Luvely. Real ale, relaxed atmosphere, comfortable surroundings. Coffee and croissants. CAMRA's Lesbian and Gay Real Ale Drinkers meet here on the 1st Mon of each month at 8pm (except Aug - 2nd Mon). WWW: http://www.lagrad-edinburgh.org.uk/ ScotsSkins meet informally on 3rd Sat of each month. SALA CAFE-BAR* 60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-478 7069. Tue-Thu, Sun 11am-11pm, Fri- Sat 11am-1am. Relaxed and friendly gay caf... bar in the heart of Edinburgh's Gay 'district' (directly above Edinburgh's LGBT Centre). Fabby big window and sofas to watch world go by! Freshly prepared, wide ranging menu. Regular live music and party nights (contact Sala for more info). Gallery space with regularly changing exhibitions. Women's group meet informally for drinkies/food every Wed eve. Room also available for private dinners/parties etc. E-mail: salacafebar@hotmail.com SOLAS CAFE* 2/4 Abbeymount. Tel: 0131-661 0982. Mon, Wed, Fri 11am-4pm, Tue, Thu 11am-8pm. Attached to Solas HIV/AIDS Information Centre. Good home cooking (everything cooked on the premises). Vegetarians and carnivores catered for. STEAMWORKS* 5 Broughton Market. Tel: 0131-477 3567. Daily 11am-11pm. Stylish sauna forming part of busy gay hotel & sauna complex in centre of gay quarter. State-of-the-art facilities including large spa pool, sauna cabin, large steam room, video room, labyrinth with themed areas, cafe lounge, free Internet access, tanning booth. Massage available daily. Choice of lockers or private cabins. Admission: Lockers GBP5, Cabins GBP10 before 3pm Mon-Fri. Lockers GBP9, Cabins GBP14 at all other times. Students & under 25 GBP5 lockers all day, every day! No membership required. Proudly gay owned & operated. WWW: http://www.steamworks-sauna.co.uk THE STREET* 2 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-556 4272. 11am-1am. Small but perfectly formed bar (formerly Pop Rokit) recently taken over by Louise (ex- POut) and Trendy Wendy. Now re-opened after refurbishment. TACKNO eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Last Sun of each month. 11pm-3am. DJ Trendy Wendy. Mixed and crowded club night. Note new venue. 28th Nov: "Tackno in Heaven". 26 Dec: "It's a knockout @ Tackno's Boxing Day Bonanza!" TASTE The Liquid Room, 9c Victoria Street. Tel: 0131-225 2564. Info Line: 0131-557 4656. Sun 11pm-3am. Edinburgh's original and longest running gay-friendly club night that brings together like-minded people who enjoy a club environment free from hassle and bad attitudes and for whom sexuality is not an issue. Taste's Main Room resident DJs Fisher & Price play an eclectic mix of the best dance music currently available. Back Room resident DJs Martin Valentine and Steven Wanless play Deep House and US House. Sun 28 Nov: Very Special Guest - Dimitri (Amsterdam). Fri 31 Dec: Taste's first ever Hogmanay - GBP12 members/GBP16 guests in advance (plus fee) GBP20 on the door. Regular prices: GBP6 Members/GBP8 Guests GBP5 before 11.30pm. Drink Promos until 1am. WWW: http://www.taste-clubs.com THAI ME UP 4 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-558 9234. Lunch: Wed-Sat Noon-2.30pm. Dinner: Mon-Sun 5-11pm. Superb gay-friendly Thai restaurant situated in the middle of Edinburgh's gay area. Friendly, efficient staff serving some of the best and most authentic Thai food in the UK. E-mail: management@tmeup.com WWW: http://www.tmeup.com TOWNHOUSE SAUNA AND GYM* 53 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 6116. Sun-Thu Noon-11pm, Fri- Sat Noon-Midnight. Scotland's largest, featuring steam room, power showers, 20 person sauna, large Jacuzzi, adult videos, licensed bar and Broadband Internet cafe, free weights gym, professional massage. Admission GBP9 (Concessions GBP7), Sun-Mon students GBP5 before 2pm, Tue all GBP5 before 2pm, Wed-Thu Buddies Days GBP12 per couple, Fri-Sat Under 25 GBP5 after 7pm. Proudly gay owned and operated. WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/townhouse VELVET WOMEN'S CLUB NIGHT The Commplex, 39-40 Commercial Street, Leith. Tel: 0131-555 5600. 10pm-2am. First Sat of each month. Next dates: 4 Dec, 1 Jan, 5 Feb. Male guests welcome if invited and accompanied by a lady. GBP6/GBP5 conc. with ID. Half price before 10.30pm. E-mail: clubvelvet@blueyonder.co.uk WWW: http://www.club-velvet.co.uk VIBE* eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Tue 11pm-3am. James Longworth plays charty/party upstairs, guest DJs R'n'N downstairs. Super-popular gay night. GBP1 drinks promos all night. GBP3 entry. E- mail: info@jameslongworth.com WWW: http://www.jameslongworth.com WIGGLE* eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 11pm-3am. Monthly. Next dates: Sat 4 Dec, 1 Jan. In the main hall, resident DJs Trendy Wendy and Jon Pleased blend camp with classics and new sounds. Dale Lush and DJ Michelle go a touch alternative downstairs. Entry to Wiggle is GBP10 (GBP8 for green card holders). E- mail: wiggle@blueyonder.co.uk WORD POWER* 43 West Nicolson Street. Tel: 0131-662 9112. Mon-Fri 10am-6pm, Sat 10.30am-6pm. Independent radical bookshop. E-mail: books@word- power.co.uk WWW: http://www.word-power.co.uk *GLASGOW BURLY Infoline: 07930 357401. Next event: Fri 10 Dec (Christmas party). Strict Dress Code: rubber, leather, uniform, industrial, sportswear, kilts & denim. Designed to be cruisy. E-mail: dv8scots@hotmail.com WWW: http://www.dv8scots.co.uk CCA* 350 Sauchiehall Street. Admin Tel: 0141-332 7521. Fax: 0141-332 3226. Box Office Tel: 0141-352 4900. Cafe Tel: 0141-332 7959. Box Office: Tue-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 11am-6pm. Gallery: Tue- Sun 11am-6pm, Thu 11am-8pm. Cafe: Tue-Sat 11am-9.30pm, Sun 11am-4pm. The Centre for Contemporary Arts. 6 performance & exhibition spaces, Cafe/Bar, bookshop.E-mail: gen@cca-glasgow.com WWW: http://www.cca-glasgow.com CLONE ZONE* 45 Virginia St. Tel/Fax: 0141-553 2666. Mon-Sat 9.45am-7pm, Sun Noon- 7pm. Clothes, videos (soft porn only thanks to the Neandertals at Glasgow City Council), magazines, toys. E-mail: admin@clonezone.co.uk WWW: http://www.clonezone.co.uk CLUB DEVOTION 18 Jamaica Street. Tel: 0141-847 0820. Thu & Sun. 11pm-3am. Popular gay nights. GBP3 (GBP2 with flyer). CLUB EROS* 1-3 Bridge Street. Tel: 0845 4562310. Sun-Fri Noon-10pm. Sat Noon- 4am. Glasgow's largest licensed sauna & gym for gay and bi men set over three floors. Entry from GBP7.50. Free Sunday breakfasts. E-mail: cluberos@hotmail.com COURT BAR* 69 Hutcheson Street. Tel: 0141-552 2463. Mon-Sat 8am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Intimate bar beside former Sheriff Court. Straight until mid-evening. CUBE 34 & 44 Queen Street. Tel: 0141-226 8990. Mon-Tue 11.30pm-3am. Mon: Passionality@Cube44 with DJ Shawn Roberts. Tue: FunClub@Cube34 with DJ Shazza Halliwell. Various drinks promos. Entry GBP3. E-mail: thornleisure@yahoo.co.uk WWW: http://www.cubeglasgow.co.uk CYBER* Unit 3, King's Court, 107 King Street. Tel: 0141-553 0942. Mon-Sat 10am-6pm. Sun Noon-5.30pm. Alternative clothing specialising in corsetry. DELMONICA'S BAR 68 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-552 4803. Daily Noon-Midnight. Claims to be "Glasgow's biggest and busiest gay bar". DJs nightly from 9pm. Thu: Quiz. Sun: Karaoke. Nice if your face fits. E-mail: delmonicas@g1group.co.uk WWW: http://www.g1group.co.uk EASYINTERNETCAFE 57/61 St. Vincent Street. Tel: 0141-222 2365. Mon-Fri 7am-10pm. Sat 8am-10pm, Sun 8am-8pm. Large Internet Cafe from which many gay men seem to troll the net instead of just picking up each other! WWW: http://www.easyinternetcafe.com GLC CAFE/BAR* 11 Dixon Street. Tel: 0141-226 5050. 11am-Midnight. Full breakfast always available. Home cooking. Friendly and busy! Karaoke on Fri & Sat. GLASGOW LGBT CENTRE (GGLC)* 11 Dixon Street. Tel/Fax: 0141-221 7203. Daily 11am-Midnight. Welcomes lesbians, gay men, bisexuals and transgendered. Services include: Cafe Bar, Joys-4-Us, Info Box, Health Info, Interest Groups, Free Newspapers, Diary of Events, Reading Room, Garden of Reflection, Function space for hire and innovative Art Gallery. Houses 18 user groups and organisations. Fully wheelchair-accessible venue. E-mail: admin1@glgbt.org.uk WWW: http://www.glgbt.org.uk HIDE AND SLEEK 9 St Margarets Place. Tel: 0141-552 6999. A clothes shop catering almost exclusively for the transgendered community. WWW: http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/way/gis93/hs_where_Glasgow2.htm JOYS-4-US* 11 Dixon Street. Tel: 0141-248 6065. Mon-Fri 11am-6pm, Sat 11am-5pm. Sun 12.30-4.30pm. Toys for girls and boys. Fetish, bondage, leather, cards, magazines. E-mail: lesley@joys-4-us.co.uk WWW: http://www.joys-4-us.co.uk THE LANE 60 Robertson Street Lane (off Argyle Street). Tel: 0141-221 1802. Noon-10pm. "Exotic Gay Men's Club" with sauna and private cabins. Not very busy. MERCHANT PRIDE* 20 Candleriggs. Tel: 0141-564 1285. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Food: Noon-5pm. Upmarket bar in the heart of the Merchant City. Regular cabaret, karaoke and disco. MODA 58 Virginia Street. Tel/Fax: 0141-553 2553. Mon-Thu 5pm-1.30am. Fri-Sun 5pm-3.30am. Fashionable pub/club. WWW: http://www.g1group.co.uk THE POLO LOUNGE 84 Wilson Street. Tel: 0141-553 1221. Mon-Thu 5pm-1am, Fri-Sun 5pm- 3am. Long established pub/club. Young crowd. E-mail: polo@g1group.co.uk WWW: http://www.g1group.co.uk RELAX CENTRAL* 3rd Floor, 27 Union Street. Tel: 0141-221 0415. Noon-10pm. Established gay sauna. Fully licensed by Glasgow City Council. Entry GBP8.50. E-mail: info@relaxcentral.co.uk WWW: http://www.relaxcentral.co.uk REVOLVER BAR* 6a John Street. Tel: 0141-553 2456. Sun-Thu Noon-Midnight. Fri-Sat Noon-1am. A refreshing antidote to the current gay scene. Pool table, state of the art free jukebox (with over 8,000 tracks on it), reasonably priced drinks, good quality service, no karaoke. E-mail: info@revolverbar.com WWW: http://www.revolverbar.com SILKS AND SECRETS* 308 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-572 1017. Fax: 0141-221 0959. Mon-Sat 10am-6pm, Sun Noon-5pm. Clothes and toys catering for gay, transvestite and fetish tastes. Larger sizes stocked. SPYKER* Unit 7, King's Court, 99 King Street. Tel/Fax: 0141-552 3111. Mon-Fri 11am-5.30pm, Sat 11am-6pm, Sun Noon-5pm. Fetish Wear. Violate members get 10% discount. E-mail: spyker@blueyonder.co.uk TRON THEATRE CAFE BAR* Chisholm Street. Tel: 0141-552 8587. Fax: 0141-552 6657. Mon-Sat 10am-Late, Sun 11am-Late. Friendly theatre bar. Mixed. Good food. E- mail: morven.stewart@tron.co.uk WWW: http://www.tron.co.uk THE TUNNEL 84 Mitchell Street. Tel: 0141-204 1000. Sun & Wed. 11pm-3am. Sun: Decked with DJ Sara. Entry GBP3. Wed: Allure with DJ Darren. Entry GBP3. E-mail: thornleisure@yahoo.co.uk VICTORIA BAR* 157-159 Bridgegait. Tel: 0141-552 6040. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm- Midnight. Basically straight, but justly popular with Glasgow's many Real Ale queens and dykes. Convenient for the Citizens Theatre. VIOLATE PO Box 808, Glasgow. G71 7YN. Violate Club Line: 09099 108174 (60p per min at all times). BDSM and general pervery. Operates in Glasgow and Edinburgh. Runs regular clubs at the Big Joint in South Street, Glasgow on the first Sat of each month. Also holds special one off clubs called UltraViolate roughly every 3 months. E-mail: info@violate.co.uk WWW: http://www.violate.co.uk THE WATERLOO* 306 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-229 5891. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm- Midnight. Semper idem! popular, crowded, down to earth gay drinking shop. Scotland's oldest gay bar - what more can we say? Busy, busy, busy! Awarded the Beti Hutton seal of approval. STIRLING BARNTON BISTRO* 312 Barnton Street. Tel: (01786) 461698. Mon-Thu 10.30am-Midnight, Fri-Sat 10.30am- 1am, Sun Noon-Midnight. Food: until 9.30pm. Near to railway station. Mixed, busy, bohemian and friendly bar/bistro. Popular with students and Sons/Daughters of the Rock alike. TWIST* Fubar, 6 Maxwell Place. Tel: (01786) 472619. Wed 11pm-2am. John Mclean plays charty/party mix to a gay crowd. GBP3 entry. GBP2 drinks promos all night. E-mail: fubar@clg.co.uk WWW: http://www.fubar.info +STRATHYRE MUNRO INN* Strathyre, Callander. Tel: Strathyre (01877) 384333. Sun-Thu Noon- Midnight. Fri-Sat Noon-1am. Gay-friendly bar and hotel - owned by the same folk who own Revolver in Glasgow. Full menu served all day. Sunday roast. E-mail: bookings@munro-inn.com WWW: http://www.munro-inn.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ScotsGay: a monthly magazine for lesbians, gays and bisexuals. ScotsGay 60/- Light appears in odd numbered months, whilst ScotsGay 80/- Heavy appears in even numbered months. ISSN: 1357-0595. Edited, printed and published in Scotland. (c) Pageprint Publishing Limited, November 2004. PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. Non profit use by the lesbigay community of material in the magazine will normally be permitted free of charge - but contact us first for permission. We haven't had sex with most of the people who appear in the magazine, so we don't actually know what their sexuality is. Editorial: Tel: 0845 1208062 or 0131-539 0666. Fax: 0131-539 2999. 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